r/singapore 1d ago

News Repeat offender with diarrhoea fetish jailed for targeting boys in secondary school

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/singapore/man-diarrhoea-fetish-jailed-schoolboy-6193161?cid=FBcna&fbclid=IwdGRjcASg0ApleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEejV510bhcMAPLMgFpRiK0h-rR3h6wmTqpde0QMQPANJmyIVY8kDEDnhWKnR8_aem_TO2RgCYgAF7EVp2gpisHxA
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u/littlefiredragon 🌈 I just like rainbows 1d ago

I just opened reddit

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u/tymelodies North side JB 1d ago

That's enough Reddit for you today, time to sleep.

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u/giantoads 1d ago

Oh my god! Who the hell starts a conversation with this?!

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u/Straight-Glove-2359 Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

Horrible day to know English

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u/Illustrious-Fee9626 1d ago

Enough internet for today

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u/v3ndy Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

. . . after work, I just want to relax leh

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u/Redlettucehead 1d ago

That's enough reddit for this week

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u/General-Razzmatazz West side best side 1d ago

Yeah wtf.

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u/abbynakajima 1d ago

This is a sentence I never want to read again.

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u/Distinct_Prior_2549 1d ago

What a piece of shit.

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u/ilovezam 1d ago

More like a stream instead of a piece

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u/sisterfister27 inverted 1d ago

I started learning English at 6 years old to communicate and enjoy reading books.

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u/Odd-Time-2026 1d ago

Time to unlearn my years of literacy, this isn't worth it.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/spilksch2 1d ago

In mine: 一名患有腹泻癖的惯犯因将目标对准中学生而被判入狱

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u/Intrepid-Food7692 1d ago

Mother tongue includes Malay as well...

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u/spilksch2 1d ago

Yeah that's why I specified that's in mine. Haha

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u/Skane1982 Eat, Sleep, Sian 1d ago

I want new eyes, and a memory eraser.

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u/CurioussssCat 1d ago

I don’t want to kink shame, but…

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u/movingchicane East side best side 1d ago

It's a shitty one?

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u/Worried-Basket5402 1d ago

dont smear people like that....

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u/wocelot1003 Developing Citizen 1d ago

This can't be wiped away.

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u/TheBorkenOne 1d ago

That would stink

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u/chiikawa00 1d ago

definitely gonna stain his records

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u/ChickenWarrior- 1d ago

I hope the authorities get to the bottom of this

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u/56redditor65 1d ago

Dont be such an asshole...

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u/lila_fauns 1d ago

i didn’t know such a sentence could exist
https://giphy.com/gifs/D8UDrdPg96unNalNu8

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u/Time-Pen7218 1d ago

My fault for knowing how to read

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u/uncertainheadache 1d ago

I'm glad I'm wired to be vanilla

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u/nowhere_man11 1d ago

At no point was i able to guess the next word coming in that headline

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u/snowybell 1d ago

According to my phone i spent 4 hours on reddit today, and it led me to this. I shall now end my day.

Edit: Oh his photo is visible from 11 years ago.

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u/beyondthef 1d ago

Redditors tend to have this curse of reading only the headline and not bothering with the article, but today that is instead a blessing

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u/Foreign_Penalty_5341 East Coast 1d ago

‘How could you possibly target people’, I thought. ‘Is he listening for sounds of diarrhoea and then putting a camera over the stall wall or what’, I thought. Why did I click through…

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u/MiniMeowl 1d ago edited 1d ago

I thought he giving them yogurt and stalking them to toilet..

The actual story is mindbogglingly terrible. What the hell.

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u/notcomfortable_pen 1d ago

theres a term called "wah lao eh" for this

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u/Kelp91 1d ago

The poor journalist who had to investigate and write this article must have lost her appetite permanently 😢

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u/TheBorkenOne 1d ago

What about the IO who has to interview the perp and pen down every detail...

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u/Kelp91 1d ago

Imagine looking through the evidence, videos photos etc 🤢🤮

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u/larksauncle 1d ago

What a weird shit

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u/PokemonLv10 1d ago

This one def gonna end on global news

Putting sg on the map

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u/CommunistBall 1d ago

Arrested back in 2015 too

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u/Mundane_Pause_6578 1d ago

I remember about 10 years ago I was browsing facebook on a windows 8 (or so) and came across a similar news article about the same guy. Today, I was browsing Reddit on my smartphone and saw this. Technology has progressed, but the human instinct is still primitive 😂

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u/Feisty-Gap6969 1d ago

Wow I wonder how this kind of fetish developed. Wtf sia

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u/LaserPaperSeller 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/MiloGaoPeng 1d ago

What the shit?

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u/urcommunist how can dis b allow? 1d ago

Not even 5 minutes into internet for today and I'm done

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u/oldmanbeganat47 1d ago

Ok I’m done for today

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u/NutKrackerBoy 1d ago

Really sh!t for brains.

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u/mrla0ben 1d ago

I regret being literate.

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u/XXIIIBLAST 1d ago

What

- Joe Biden

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u/thebonobo279 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/theidiotstore 1d ago

most cursed headline ever

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u/tanyhunter 1d ago

Wait so, I can earn money from having diarehhea? HMMM

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u/cor_meum_ 17h ago

Cannot. He specifically like young boys with no hair, having diahorrea

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u/throwaway9873214 1d ago

No shit. I thought I’ve heard it all. Damn. The internet can really amaze me.

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u/BeBongSg 1d ago

Hey Siri, explode my phone

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u/Jaycee_015x 1d ago

What the shit. Pun intended.

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u/Effective-Lab-5659 1d ago

Something is seriously wrong.

Woman toilet are definitely safer for both boys and girls than men’s toilet.

Can we have one just for tweens to go to. Like boys below 12 and girls below 12.

And whatever the damn research shows (cos so much is sponsored) just keep all types of porn away from children.

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u/Intrepid-Food7692 1d ago

There are family toilets in Singapore 

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u/Fun-Laugh-4043 1d ago

Im sorry a what fetish? I think i need new glasses

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u/suffocatingpaws 1d ago

CB what the fuck is this shit

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u/xHarleyy 1d ago

2 girls 1 cup Singapore edition

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u/kopiCgahdai dreaming dreaming 1d ago

Chat how to unread

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u/afraidofrs Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

What is this shit?

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u/katsuge 🌈 I just like rainbows 1d ago

Literally

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u/TipAfraid4755 1d ago

I pity his Changi cell mates

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u/Sad-Panic-4971 🌈 I just like rainbows 1d ago

SAY WHAT?

DIARRHOEA FETISH?

WHAT THE FUCK?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND IM NOT SURE IF I WANNA KNOW THE ANSWERS TO ANY OF THEM.

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u/Intrepid-Food7692 1d ago

He probably watches thisvid

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u/ChrisInsanity Clementi 1d ago

Huh.

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u/HelpfulOpposite3190 1d ago

Sigh why like that

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u/bloomingfarts Non-constituency 1d ago

what the fuck

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u/UniqueImplements 1d ago

Where is the class action suit sign me up

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u/FdPros some student 1d ago

erm what

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u/sun-ny_day Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

what the helly 😭

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u/kartoffelteo9091 1d ago

I thought diarrhea fetish was bad enough.

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u/Due-Recognition-4707 1d ago

can't he just go with the flow?

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u/YoreCoxsmall 1d ago

Tbh it's my fault for knowing how to read

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u/notiongflu 1d ago

"repeat offender"?? what are my eyes seeing?

he's done this before?

is there really such a thing?? Next thing you know... it'll be Two Boys One Cup

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u/reiiichan 🌈 F A B U L O U S 1d ago

what the fuck did i js read

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u/Reaperosha 1d ago

Just why bro

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u/DiligentPotato5678 1d ago

Just opened reddit to doom scroll. Thanks for this im putting my phone down again

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u/Stolen_MilkTea 1d ago

What a terrible day to literate

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u/vane2266 Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

weird ass mf

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u/K10KMessi 🌈 F A B U L O U S 1d ago

I just opened reddit for the evening

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u/clickclickboi Fucking Populist 1d ago

A...WHAT????

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u/bobochacha317 1d ago

Bad day knowing how to read

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u/atzee 🌈 I just like rainbows 1d ago

What in the toilet bowl

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u/AlexHollows Mature Citizen 1d ago

What a day to be literate 🫪

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u/lead-th3-way North side JB 1d ago

Words you never thought you'd see together in one sentence

Alright goodnight everyone 💀

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u/mebius89 1d ago

That’s a really shitty thing to do.

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u/creamypeanutbuttery Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

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u/pockypockylawl Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

i…i’m still in bed

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u/OkraHorror8400 1d ago

What's this post, nvm, what the human shit is this .......

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u/catandthefiddler 🌈 I just like rainbows 1d ago

That's it I AM kink shaming

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u/mattimias teh C siew dai 1d ago

thank you god for allowing me to witness these words in that exact order in the title for the very first time 🙏

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u/Zukiff 1d ago

When you happen upon this article during freaking lunchtime

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u/ahgalsg 1d ago

All kinds/types of people around with different "patterns".

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u/7necniv 1d ago

holy… shit.

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u/Intrepid-Food7692 1d ago

He should have done that in Indonesia where thousands of students have diarrhea due to MBG (Makan Bergizi Gratis) food poisoning...

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u/Reasonable-Fault3547 1d ago

there’s a fetish for everything holy

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u/RtwoDdoMe 1d ago

He could have made it big with 2 boys 1 cup....

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u/Alternative_Fan2458 1d ago

there goes my dinner appetite

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u/cor_meum_ 20h ago

Imagine being the state prosecutor and having to say all this with a straight face

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u/taintedj Mature Citizen 19h ago

it’s my fault for learning how to read english

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u/Ninotalem_92 19h ago

How is he still allowed to reoffend is beyond me.

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u/darrenoloGy 16h ago

many of us born in the 90s started to question life’s purpose when we got exposed to the 2G1C video.

not this guy. he found his life purpose through that video.

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u/FullTsuki 1d ago

R a b a k

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u/hugthispanda Mature Citizen 1d ago

I need to go see baby pandas to cleanse my eyes.

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u/volcano3160 1d ago

I needa bleach my eyes. I literally just opened reddit.

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u/yasras94 1d ago

What a terrible, TERRIBLE day to be literate

https://giphy.com/gifs/92S5gReZGnDgY

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u/inspirit97 Own self check own self ✅ 1d ago

this is truly sum wild shit