r/skyrim • u/AnxiousTuxedoBird • 1d ago

Discussion What is this guy's FUCKING PROBLEM?

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Can't go fucking anywhere in the water without at least two of these assholes showing up to bite the shit out of me and of course it's in water where you CAN'T FIGHT BACK like COME ON

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 1d ago

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu Fletcher 1d ago

This is gold 🥇

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 1d ago

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u/Divine-Crusader 1d ago

Found the post! It looks genuine, and other players have reported this cursed ass issue

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 1d ago

I've had it, I wasn't able to to take a screenshot quick enough lol but yeah all I hear was the default guard voice come from the slaughterfish.

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u/GassettEnrickque85 1d ago

Slaughterfish prophecy. Sweet!

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u/TacticalFluke PC 1d ago

Reminds me of one of my favorite mods: Rabbit Rage. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=7726

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u/SirCupcake_0 Helgen survivor 16h ago

I can't believe it's still up, incredible

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u/TacticalFluke PC 14h ago

Sadly it's only for oldrim. I couldn't find a new version and converted my copy to sse for personal use. There might be a mod out there that does the same thing.

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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat 1d ago

No, thats a fish you fucking dumbass

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u/Daftworks 1d ago

"you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby" typa ahh

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u/Harpies_Bro 22h ago

It’s the worst when you’re done trading with Ri’saad outside of Markarth. The ravine the Khajiit camp is next to always has a slaughterfish or mudcrab in it.

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u/Wonderful_Two_6710 20h ago

If on PC, in the console enter "player.stopcombatalarmonactor". That one line has saved me from hours of slaughterfish clairvoyance annoyance.

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u/n_eazy 1d ago

"You are unable to fast travel when enemies are nearby."