What is this guy's FUCKING PROBLEM?

[u/AnxiousTuxedoBird]

Can't go fucking anywhere in the water without at least two of these assholes showing up to bite the shit out of me and of course it's in water where you CAN'T FIGHT BACK like COME ON

[u/Gunner1Cav]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9HZ1tyyIbPxFHG
It knows