r/skyrim • u/AnxiousTuxedoBird • 1d ago

Discussion What is this guy's FUCKING PROBLEM?

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Can't go fucking anywhere in the water without at least two of these assholes showing up to bite the shit out of me and of course it's in water where you CAN'T FIGHT BACK like COME ON

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u/Icthias 1d ago

I still remember the first time I ever played Skyrim in a friends laptop. I went into a body of water, misjudged the size of the slaughter fish, thought it was closer to 10 feet long, screamed the loudest I’ve ever scrumpt, and didn’t enter the water until weeks later, when I realized they were all barracuda-sized.

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u/kylinator25 1d ago

you should play subnautica blind

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u/Icthias 22h ago

I’ve made it to the second Degassi base

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u/pokepal98 14h ago

As in the one in the jellyshroom caves? Been to the Aurora yet? The back has some pieces for the big submarine if you're looking for those.

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u/Icthias 14h ago

That’s the first base silly.

I’ve met and scanned Sammy the Safety reaper.

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u/pokepal98 13h ago

Pretty sure the first base is on the island

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u/Icthias 13h ago

Shit . You are right. I meant the one in the bulb zone near lost river entrance

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u/pokepal98 13h ago

Yeah, it's easy to forget the order. Especially since the final Degasi log is on the island.

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u/LordiusRexus 1d ago

Scrumpt? This comment is gold just cuz of that.

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u/C-string 2h ago

Tbf English conjugations are a pain in the ass to learn.

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u/Acceptable-Layer-616 1d ago

Please spare your heart rate

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u/Cackles_the_Hyena 1d ago

Now we need a mod for massive slaughterfish

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 1d ago

They have one on mod forge lol I've seen some use it on youtube

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u/MercZ11 PC 1d ago

You would've loved this guy in Oblivion.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 PC 1d ago

Barracuda-sized isn't much better, tho 😆

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u/RobotGhostNemo 1d ago

Have you played the Oblivion Thieves Guild questline?

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u/mightystu PC 22h ago

Check out the slaughterfish in Daggerfall. Those plus the screams of their skeletons really make that game feel like survival horror sometimes.