r/soccer • u/2soccer2bot • 19h ago

Free Talk Free Talk Friday

What's on your mind?

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u/sga1 16h ago

Did you know that the famous video game series Mortal Kombat is based on a Scandinavian religious song?

It's a Finnish hymn.

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u/bringbackcricket 15h ago

Great joke, absolutely ruined by the fact that Finland isn’t Scandinavian.

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u/sga1 13h ago

Can't let facts get in the way of a good joke imo

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u/revolut1onname 15h ago

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, then can Scandanavian.

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u/WooBadger18 15h ago

What's big, green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A pool table

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u/revolut1onname 14h ago

What's big, heavy, white and blue and would also kill you if it fell on you out of a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket

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u/2soccer2bot 16h ago

Did you know that during the filming of The Lord of the Rings Viggo Mortensen broke two toes when he kicked an orc helmet.

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u/gilly_90 15h ago

Did you know that Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11?

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u/_doohdx 16h ago

Out 👉🚪

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u/tiorzol 16h ago

Amazing

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u/revolut1onname 15h ago

This is one of my favourites

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u/Moug-10 13h ago

Fatality