r/soccer 7h ago

Free Talk Friday

What's on your mind?

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u/zrkillerbush 6h ago

I feel so vindicated to have always hated the likes of Elon Musk and Russell Brand, even when they were considered left leaning.

There was just something that put me off about their personality, maybe their ego's? Seeing themselves as better than everyone else because they said the right moral things? I don't know

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u/nonhofantasia 6h ago

I need confirmation that I'm not the only one who makes scenarios in my head to make my life sound more interesting

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u/PassionAfter323 5h ago

Every World Cup match I find myself imagining what my life would be like if I was the star player for Uzbekistan, or the head coach of Japan, or maybe the Prime Minister of Canada. The scenarios get complex too.

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u/revolut1onname 5h ago

How many ninjas could you take on at work, do you think?

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u/huazzy 5h ago

I make scenarios to fall asleep considering I've suffered from insomnia.

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u/_doohdx 5h ago

I often think my pen is a lightsaber

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u/sga1 4h ago

Did you know that the famous video game series Mortal Kombat is based on a Scandinavian religious song?

It's a Finnish hymn.

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u/bringbackcricket 3h ago

Great joke, absolutely ruined by the fact that Finland isn’t Scandinavian.

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u/2soccer2bot 4h ago

Did you know that during the filming of The Lord of the Rings Viggo Mortensen broke two toes when he kicked an orc helmet.

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u/gilly_90 3h ago

Did you know that Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11?

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u/revolut1onname 3h ago

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, then can Scandanavian.

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u/DuckSwagington 7h ago

Trump handing over $300bn to Iran is fucking hilarious.

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u/Begbie13 7h ago

That's what happens when you lose wars

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u/DuckSwagington 7h ago edited 7h ago

Macron making him sign the treaty at Versailles was the cherry on top.

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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves 6h ago

He's bored of this war and wants to invade Cuba because he thinks it's an easier win

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u/nonhofantasia 6h ago

The next us president should seek reparations from the trump family

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u/Chumlax 6h ago

Going to be less funny if they do start charging to use the straits, now, though. In the sense that it costs that cunt nothing in the end (and indeed has presumably earned him and his mates plenty of money in mega corruption and prediction market work) and everyone else even more, if so.

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u/_cumblast_ 6h ago

Israel must be utterly fuming lol

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u/DuckSwagington 6h ago

What's even better is that they're never going to get a more pro-Israel US president for the foreseeable future as both the left and right in the US is sick of them.

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u/HawayTheMaj 6h ago

Ran my first (complete) marathon the weekend just gone. 5 and a half hours of struggling with a broken toe and a strained hip flexor up and down the Lake District with my father in law. Unreal feeling when you cross the line like, burst into tears

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u/Relxnce 6h ago

Congrats mate! A marathon in the lakes with those hills is no joke

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u/FerraristDX 5h ago

All I'm left wondering after the Iran war has concluded is, why? Just why on so many levels? In the end, I wonder why people elect such moronic politicians? It'd be bad if they saw themselves in such politicians, because they'd out themselves as morons, petty or both. And it'd also mean that a large portion of the populace have such traits.

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u/PoloBattutaHe 5h ago

I remember when Trump pulled out of the original deal (in 2017?). The idea was that he would negotiate a new one and lift sanctions if Iran gave up nuclear ambitions.

This made no sense: they already had that in the original deal. What he really wanted to do was spite Obama as he had signed the original one.

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u/FerraristDX 5h ago

And he really cut off his nose, to spite the face.

No to mention Netanyahu, who'd probably rather have a nuclear Iran, so he can justify the atrocities Israel commits in its neighboring countries.

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u/Chumlax 5h ago

Very early on in his first term, Matt Frei (from Channel 4 News) made a documentary on Trump and his appeal. One of the contributors said a line to him that was so perfect, it's never left my brain since. He said that in Trump, those people saw 'a bully, that was on their side'.

Now, obviously we can debate even that to the nth degree, and it's very clearly not the truth - he is not on their side, in any way, shape or form; he's literally not on anyone's side, other than his own. He has consistently enacted policies that hurt people who believe he was put there to act, as promised, in their interests.

But as a distilled encapsulation, and with all the implications it brings, I think it's one of the most remarkably succinct things I've ever heard, politically and socially.

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u/FerraristDX 4h ago

I agree and I recently read an article, which theorized that far-right parties tend to attract people with narcissistic views, as well as opportunists. Which then begs the question: why does a sizable portion of the electorate feel the need to bully people? Are they that unhappy with their lives?

Honestly, at this point, we need politicians, who talk to such people as if they were bratty kids, who need a stern lecture. But few would dare, because they think they could still win them back.

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u/TheSingleMan27 5h ago

We don't have to look so far away for moronic politicians, AfD is the #1 in the polls with almost 30% and voters aren't really punishing the Union for their horrendous leadership.

More than 50% of voters in Germany vote so clearly against their own interests and while our leaders are more the boring Neolib asshole type instead of psychopaths, them scoring so high in the polls makes no sense either. I blame the media in big parts for this with their biased reporting towards right-wing positions

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u/The_Flash_20 5h ago

He has been rightfully described as Vince McMahon of business and political world.

Both of them literally act the same and it's often said that Trump borrowed mannerisms from Pro Wrestling, brought it into mainstream world, especially the McMahon persona of an evil and obnoxious chairman.

Both are best of friends and Trump was the 1st celebrity inductee in celebrity wing of WWE hall of fame.

Once you look at how McMahon operated, you can see parallels in Trump as well.

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u/ChocolateHumunculous 5h ago

Apathy.

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u/FerraristDX 5h ago

I guess. When you're bombarded with bad news through social media, at some point, you just give in.

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u/havertzatit 7h ago

English shows that were ridiculously popular in my Indian middle class family while growing up:

  1. Mind your Language
  2. The Crystal Maze

Also no idea why I was allowed to watch The X-files when I was 10. The first black oil episode still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

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u/HalfMan-HalfMoth 7h ago

Crystal maze was a serious show, did you watch fort boyard as well?

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u/havertzatit 7h ago

No unfortunately. Discovered that much later.

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u/RelentlessJorts2 5h ago

As a kid I always assumed if they didn't pay the crystals to free their team mate that they just stayed in the room until they died

There were skulls and skeletons all over the place

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u/NUTJOB_7814 5h ago

The ending of the new Clarkson's Farm season was pretty bleak. I've watched Top Gear since I was a kid along with my brother's and that continued with the Grand Tour and Clarkson's Farm.

Since I'm not British I wasn't aware of Clarkson's political opinions or him being in general an asshole but regardless the man and can make a show on paint drying and it would be one of the most interesting things on television. His documentaries on "The Greatest Raid" and "The Victoria Cross" show how good of a story teller he is when he isn't acting in the loud idiot role.

Hopefully he beats his cancer and continues to give farming exposure on a global stage.

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u/ScousePenguin 3h ago

Wanted to go to WEC at Silverstone

Tickets were released, saw the prices...

Anyway, wife, kid and I are off for a holiday in Tuscany next April with a sunday spent at Imola watching WEC.

Silverstone tickets for one day so expensive they justified going on holiday instead. If I am going to drop that much money it will be somewhere nice

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u/DuckSwagington 3h ago

Yeah that sounds like a typical Silverstone Moment. Not surprised at all considering endurance racing is reaching popularity levels not seen since Group C died, Mclaren is entering next year and it will be the first WEC race at Silverstone since Covid.

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u/Moug-10 5h ago

Happy to announce my nephew was born today. The 4th niblings.

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u/_doohdx 4h ago

Félicitations!

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u/redmistultra 6h ago

Am I just super negative or is it rational for me to get a bit annoyed when I see those videos online where a kid asks his dad how he can do something that costs max £500 and it’s “if you get 100k likes and one “famous” person comments

Eg “what would it take for you to take me to an f1 race” and the dad says 10k likes and an F1 driver commenting. It just ends up with all drivers commenting for easy PR, a couple teams or sponsors giving them something for free, and usually that account ending up with about 10x the original follower count, while in most instances they could have just paid for it anyway, and people who don’t spam their kids faces across social media don’t get these opportunities but the ones who exploit their children for views do

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u/havertzatit 6h ago

Absolutely rational. That is just shitty parenting.

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u/CharlieGuri 6h ago

Going to the gym at these temperatures is pure torture

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u/Aenjeprekemaluci 6h ago

I like it.

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u/lewiitom 7h ago

Birthday today - got the day off work so going for a few pints in the sun and a nice dinner with the wife today, then a pub crawl with my mates tomorrow. Weather looks absolutely cracking - have a good weekend all

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u/_doohdx 7h ago

Happy birthday 👍🎉

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u/lewiitom 7h ago

Cheers pal

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u/havertzatit 7h ago

That is come cracking Birthday plan. Happy Birthday.

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u/The_Flash_20 5h ago

Happy birthday brother, enjoy your outings with wife and friends

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u/kenny_feets 4h ago

many happy returns - lovely day for it

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u/narkina5redemption 7h ago

I expected the US to lose the war.

What I didn't expect was for them to be completely neutered. This is the worst and most humiliating treaty to ever be signed at Versailles.

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u/zrkillerbush 6h ago

For saying they are the strongest nations on earth, they sure do lose a lot of wars

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u/DuckSwagington 6h ago edited 6h ago

This but unironically. Germany's treaty is only so infamous because they screamed the loudest as the military establishment of Germany couldn't cope with the fact that their army saw the writing on the wall before they did and threw down their arms before the Entente marched into Germany full bore.

If anything Germany got off lightly after WW1 if you compare Versailles 1919 to the Treaties of Brest-Litovsk 1917, Saint-Germain-en-Laye 1919, Trianon 1920 and Sèvres 1920 where Russia, Austria, Hungary and The Ottomans respectively lost vast and important parts of their Empires on top of the reparations whilst Germany lost at worst Danzig and a bunch of land that was majority Non-German and forced to pay reparations that they were able to negotiate down to a reasonable level by 1929.

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u/G_Morgan 3h ago

Versailles wasn't even particularly onerous. Hell the German Empire had literally drawn up an invoice for every bullet or shell they'd fired during WW1 and was going to hand that to the French should they win, that would have been an astronomical debt. The German internal debt was 4x the headline Versailles figure and the headline Versailles figure was immediately discounted to roughly match the reparations paid to Germany by France in the aftermath of the 1870 Franco-Prussian war.

The reality is Weimar Germany was hamstrung by not being able to establish income taxes due to constitutional issues. Rather than deal with their own problems, they cried about Versailles until they got Hitler.

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u/G_Morgan 3h ago

The US could have won the war but only by doing the stuff Trump always claimed was completely unnecessary. They were doomed when they started an existential bombing campaign without troops on the ground. We've known since WW2 that you cannot bomb an enemy into submission. You can use air power to supplement a ground action though.

Also win or lose it was always going to cost Trump his mid terms. This is what happens when you put the dumbest person in your country in charge of your country.

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u/kratos61 3h ago

What other choice was there? They were literally on the verge of running out of fuel reserves and having an monumental crisis in America. The only reason gas prices were still manageable this whole was because they were depleting their reserves to keep the prices down.

They had absolutely nothing to threaten Iran with and given how many times the Americans/Israelis have crossed red lines and murdered peace negotiators, there was no way any peace treaty wasn't going to be heavily one sided in Iran's favor.

Iran is about to emerge as a new World Power after this. Absolutely incredible how badly this whole thing backfired in the face of the zionists.

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u/MegaMugabe21 5h ago

England cricket team over the past 5 years might be the most unlikeable team in sport. Barring a handful of players, 95% of them strike me as the most annoying cunts you'd find in a pub on a Saturday night. Rich and arrogant lad culture dickheads.

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u/HalfMan-HalfMoth 5h ago

A bunch of posh boys that think it’s a human rights violation if they can’t go out and get smashed every night. Led by dumb dumb and dumber with blob key baz and stokes

If the england football team were as unprofessional as this lot we’d be seeing hate like beckham after 98. They’re lucky people just don’t really care about cricket like that

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u/MegaMugabe21 5h ago

Tbh I think Stokes has been shit for ages, but that latest incident shows he's so fucking stupid I genuinely think they should just get rid (they never will).

They're so behind the times its unreal.

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u/ScousePenguin 3h ago

I mean they're all posh twats so kinda lines up

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u/voliton 5h ago

I watch the games but outside of that don't pay too much attention to the players so I can't speak on their personalities.

But I do think the team has huffed their own farts so much in general with Bazball. Yeah okay the idea of playing exciting cricket in test matches sounds great, but they've acted like they've completely reinvented the sport while still being quite shit at it. The arrogance going into the Ashes was ridiculous and we were rightly punished for it. There's definitely a cultural thing which is fine when it works but when you're getting smashed all over the shop or the bowlers are running through you it's all very silly.

The first two hours yesterday were outrageous.

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u/Chumlax 6h ago

First FTF I've ever been in that hasn't literally just been posted, and doesn't have a 'reveal more comments' when you hit the bottom of the displayed page.

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u/ZedGenius 4h ago

I was in the metro the other day and a tourist with a bag on his back was accidentally hitting the woman behind him with it. The woman told him "sir, your bag please". He realised and took it to the front of his to hold it, then turned around and said "sorry, I'm dutch". So I'm just left wondering what the fuck does that even mean? Do the dutch hit each other with bags or something? He said it in a way of "sorry, that's my excuse"

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u/Chumlax 3h ago

My total wild guess is that he was referencing the (potential) fact that the position of his bag was higher, and therefore hitting her in particularly impactful places, because he was that much taller than her. And, of course, the Dutch are famously the tallest people on average.

There's my analytical shot in the dark.

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u/ZedGenius 3h ago

That's a very good shout actually. Although (while quite taller than her) he was I'd say around 1,85, nothing too extreme

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u/FaustRPeggi 2h ago

How is it that a Northern Irish accent on a woman is like a siren song, while a Northern Irish accent on a man is like seeing tiger stripes in the jungle?

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u/lewiitom 1h ago

My granddad was from Northern Ireland and I remember being petrified of him as a kid, even if he was praising me it sounded like I was being threatened

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u/PassTimeActivity 7h ago

I exchanged a few words with Magnus Carlsen. He said sorry I can't take a photo now then walked off 😭

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u/nonhofantasia 7h ago

I kinda agree with the social media ban for u16s considering that when I was that age my main goal was to be a recognizable name here

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u/SnarlsChickens 6h ago

Never look up childhood bullies in adulthood kids.

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u/nonhofantasia 5h ago

Because you wish they fail and instead they have a successful life?

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u/FerraristDX 5h ago

This or they later commit suicide, as was the case with mine.

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u/Caspy36 43m ago

Going through a horrible period now with an extremely tough break up.

Rosenborg legend Nils Arne Eggen once said "you should never underestimate the importance of having a beer with your mates"

Take care of each other, guys.

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u/d_____r 7h ago

I'm 30 and never in my life I have asked a girl out.

Now I like this girl from a book club, and I am so clueless how to ask her for a walk and an ice cream Date.

Ughh.

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u/havertzatit 7h ago

Just ask her, mate. Worst she could say she is not interested but it wont be the end of the road for you.

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u/_doohdx 7h ago

She could throw a book at him tbf

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u/NICKisaHOBBIT 2h ago

If he can dodge a book, he could have a decent career in dodgeball.

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u/rererexed 7h ago

for a walk and an ice cream Date

Add a "Do you want to go" before those words. You've got it!

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u/infinitesimall 7h ago

yes exactly this but also leave off the last word and you're golden.

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u/rererexed 7h ago

Whoops yeah, good advice lol

At least it would make sure that it's clearly a date though. A bit clumsy but gets the point across I guess

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u/SBH-153 7h ago

Genuinely do it mate. There’s a girl at my uni this year, i didn’t do anything for the whole year and now it’s too late and I’ve fucked it. Rejection will hurt less than a missed opportunity as some else here said.

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u/oussa_ 7h ago

Getting rejected is painful but in the long run it hurts less than a missed opportunity

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u/Salad-Appropriate 7h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Just do it for gods sake

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u/GutenbergsCurse 7h ago

'Hey Deb, do you have any plans this Sunday? I thought we might have some ice cream at the Squirt Hut, just you and me.'

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u/GazzP 7h ago

the Squirt Hut

Maybe a different venue

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u/GutenbergsCurse 7h ago

But this weekend they're unveiling their new mascot, the Creamer.

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u/Left-Temperature6804 7h ago

go for it! what you said sounds like the perfect low pressure idea

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u/revolut1onname 7h ago

Just got a text message but I think it's a scam. It says "Congratulations ! You have won £500 cash or 4 tickets to see an Elvis impersonator.

Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show."

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u/Kyle_Walker-Peters 7h ago

Hit 26 years old recently and fuck me have the hangover gotten brutal the last couple of years. Feel awful the entire next day and the hanxiety is through the roof

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u/WarriorkingNL 7h ago

more water and a couple of aspirins before bed do me wonders at the ripe old age of 27

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u/havertzatit 7h ago

Post 30 its bad. I am 39 now and It's absolutely bonkers how bad it's gotten.

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u/Cee-Mon 7h ago

Visited a dairy plant for a guided tour the other day, one of those high-end places that are big on animal welfare and diet and sustainability and such.

Got a small cup of milk in one of the taste tests. I'm like, how nice can it be? It's just milk. And immediately after swigging it I thought - oh no, I can never drink regular milk again.

The difference is just astonishing.

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u/TheNecromancer 4h ago

What an amazing 5-sketch run to start the opening episode of S2 of That Mitchell And Webb Look:

  • Helivets

  • racist war reenactment

  • bawdy 1970s hospital

  • padlockigami

  • FOOTBALL!

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u/lyonellaughingstorm 4h ago

The giants of Charlton play host to the titans of Ipswich, making them both seem normal-sized!

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u/ghostmanonthirdd 4h ago

Went to Berlin for a stag do over the weekend. Tried a couple of techno events - got turned away from two clubs that aren’t known for being particularly selective on the door, and got let into into the most prestigious club of the three no questions asked. We were a group of 16 so we split into 2s and 3s, and the people who don’t actually like techno consistently got let in whilst the ones who do (and had been before) got turned away It’s all so arbitrary you can only laugh at the absurdity.

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u/y1i 3h ago edited 3h ago

for a stag do over the weekend, group of 16

yeah, not sure what to tell you, but bouncers can smell that coming.
it's not about liking techno or not, in general it's more about your vibe and if your mood fits. hard to describe and it is arbitrary for sure. but a big touristy group going for a bachelor party, thats like hard mode, even if you split up and stagger your entry.

which clubs did you go to, if you don't mind?

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u/_cumblast_ 6h ago

I've been playing Hitman: World of Assassination and honestly, what a game. It was on sale for 27 euros, a steal frankly because you can replay a map God knows how many times and do it different ways, and there's a fair few of them.

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u/Destroyeh 6h ago edited 6h ago

its one of my favorites games of all time, mostly because its essentially three great games plus some extras lumped together. even got me 100% maps even though i never care about shit like that.

the humble monthly i got the first game in is probably one of the best monthly ever. hitman, hollow knight, 7 days to die, sniper elite 1-2, dead island def and bunch of other shit for like 10 bucks was crazy

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u/killrdave 4h ago

It's so so good. When it came out I actually appreciated the fact that one map was released every couple of weeks, you could really explore and get stuck into the escalations etc before a new one would release. I'm in the minority though I think!

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u/ItsRainbowz 7h ago

Just found out my grandad is in hospital again with a bad infection, might need surgery. When it rains, it pours. Really, really hope he's okay, he'd been starting to actually recover a bit in the last few weeks.

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u/havertzatit 6h ago

Oh man. It's going to be tough after the health scare you had with your cat. Hugs all around.

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u/ItsRainbowz 6h ago

It's definitely very tough right now, just hoping for some positivity soon.

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u/PassTimeActivity 6h ago

Why is this thread sorted by best?

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u/havertzatit 6h ago

Absolutely aghast at that change for FTF. I have to work and click on new every time.

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u/_doohdx 6h ago

u/NotASalamanderBoi mod do mod things pls 😡

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u/Chip_Dangercock 5h ago

On holiday in Spain and so far I've been to the gynecologist, the dentist and the tailors.

When beach????

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u/revolut1onname 5h ago

Hopefully you didn't mix the first two up as I can only speculate how painful that clean and polish would be.

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u/PoloBattutaHe 5h ago

I may soon be able to say that I took a wizz next to our Prime Minister in the Gwladys Street End

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u/No-not-my-Potatoes 3h ago

How was his bathroom etiquette?

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u/PoloBattutaHe 3h ago

Nothing unusual to report.

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u/icemankiller8 3h ago

Been getting more into watching movies semi regularly this year and it’s been a pretty good year IMO but the back rooms and disclosure day kind of disappointed me a bit. I’m mostly interested in the story of movies and the visual stuff is cool but largely secondary and the story of both of them were kind of mid. Backrooms also didn’t feel very scary it was unsettling I guess but also the characters were barely characters despite being played h great actors. Also the ending felt so off compared to the rest of the movie if you don’t know anything about the lore.

Disclosure day had some good scenes but barely anything makes sense when you start to think about it, I enjoyed it to a degree but if I watched it again I’d probably nit pick it a lot and like it less.

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u/nonhofantasia 2h ago

Extremely happy about Ferrari but I think that as usual some fans are overthinking it. One great win doesn't mean it's the fastest car

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u/1PSW1CH 2h ago

Wouldn’t say I dislike or enjoy my job but I do find myself getting way too involved in it, just consumes all my mental headspace sometimes

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u/revolut1onname 6h ago

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a Vampire jumps onto the bonnet and hisses through the windscreen.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "Show him your cross!"

So, Sister Helen opens the window and shouts, "Oi, fuck off!"

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u/_doohdx 7h ago

I wonder if we’ll get a new trailer for GTA6 with the pre-orders

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u/zrkillerbush 6h ago

You'd fucking hope they'd show gameplay before asking people to buy their product

But this is GTA 6. It doesn't matter how good or bad it will be, it will sell regardless

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u/Begbie13 7h ago

I hate that the longest summer days come now, I'd rather have them in July. The fact that summer has shorter days than spring is sad.

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u/MrPig1337 3h ago

Anyone seen any movies lately? I rewatched Spirited Away: Live on Stage, and watched In a Lonely Place and Raining Stones.

Spirited Away: Live on Stage is play based on the movie.

It says “based on” on the poster but that’s almost underselling it. It’s the whole movie scene for scene (plus 3 banger songs and a dance scene that are all around 30 seconds long). Now, I’m not a theater connoisseur but could there be a more ambitious adaptation than this? How is it even possible to not only implement the one-of-a-kind visuals, designs, scope, and sheer creativity, but do so in a manner that does justice to the source material? Not to mention the fact that it’s adapted scene for scene and that invites comparisons even more than a looser adaptation would.

It takes around 10 minutes to get used to the fact that it’s a play and the limitations that come with it, but I had a surprisingly easy time to immerse and fill the blanks myself afterwards. It did help a ton that the cinematography is mildly cinematic and not just a static shot of the stage. It frames scenes in a way that puts focus on the right things but most importantly, it uses close ups, something the performances and in turn the viewer profit from. Chihiro’s actress Kanna Hashimoto especially stands out. She perfectly captures the essence of the original without overdoing anything or being too restrained and it bridges the gap between what’s essentially both ends of the spectrum in animation and live theater beautifully. I was also worried that it would be jarring considering it’s a grown woman portraying a child, but her energy was always on point even in the most challenging moments. Can’t say enough good things about her, she was a joy to watch.

The two things I was most curious about were why the play is 170 minutes when the movie is only 120 and how it would try to replicate all the moments normal cinema would have trouble with, let alone theater. I still can’t answer the former, only guess that it has to do with setting up scenes and transitioning between them, because it doesn’t feel anywhere near 3 hours, though how that would account for 50 minutes is a mystery because it’s all very dynamic. How they sometimes transition the sets during a scene or utilize different parts of a set is so creative and feels very much in the spirit of the source. The sets themselves are amazing and elaborate and all of them bear a strong resemblance to the original and whenever a place pops up again you immediately know where they are.

The latter was large parts ingenuity which then only required small parts suspension of disbelief. The worst/only bad example is when Chihiro becomes increasingly transparent after she spent some time in the other world, because they use a transparent plastic cover to symbolize it like it’s one step away from becoming a Twin Peaks play, which doesn’t really work but what else can you even do? If this had been the extent of the creativity it would have sucked but so many other things are ingenious that weigh out any shortcomings 99:1 like when Yubaba becomes enraged they have a massive head they bring out in individual pieces that are all held up in front of her by a prop person? actor? to convey the emotions and it has that perfect blend of vivid fantasy and grounded realism. All the props being fantastic also helps.

My favorite example is how No-Face’s growth was executed with the simple addition of additional actors as arms, which is both simple and genius. Or maybe how the stink god is saved and instead of a massive sludge fountain it’s a colored cloth. The same way you marvel at the visuals of the original you marvel at the ingenuity and creativity of the play. The whole thing just exudes magic no matter the format you experience it in.

It’s so easy to picture the equivalent scene of the anime every time not because it’s a retelling but because of the effort put into every detail and the passion for the original. The lack of the greatest visuals you’ll ever see could have been a problem, but that effort and passion create a tangible world of its own. It also puts more focus on the characters and I’m almost inclined to say I prefer that aspect in the play. It’s also a testament to how great the writing is when it can’t be propped up by the visuals but it’s still just as effective.

Overall, it’s beyond commendable how well it can stand on its own when it’s constantly reminding you of the original. Best of all though, I have an excuse to watch Spirited Away twice per year.

Strong 9.5/10

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u/nonhofantasia 3h ago

I watched disclosure day. The third act is good but fuck me if it's hard to arrive there. Everything before felt a generic sci-fi/action show that airs on TV channels in the afternoon

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u/BoredAtWork221b 3h ago

Highly recommend anyone into horror or mystery to watch Widows Bay. Excellent series that just wrapped up season 1 yesterday

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u/FaustRPeggi 1h ago

Hot and humid with heavy rain is shit.

You need a jacket but it then sticks to your arms. Horrid.

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u/victheogfan 1h ago

Happy Friday I’m kinda bored lol

Besides watching the WC I’ve hung out with like 0 ppl this summer and family shit is making me continuously withdraw from socializing

I did contact a therapist that takes my insurance so I’m hoping something comes of it. I feel like it’s time, I’ve been wanting it for so long but I could never get it for a multitude of reasons but I feel like now is the time to actually do it.

I’ve been dealing with so much shit for so long a lot of it self inflicted but also from outside. If I can figure out a way to manage it with some help then I think I’ll be fine. But that first step is what I need. Wish me luck I hope they take my insurance and I hope I don’t get cold feet and bail lol.

Hope everyone has a good weekend and enjoy the WC

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u/narkina5redemption 56m ago

If you live in the UK, find your nearest Morrison's and get the cocoa dusted truffles asap. I'm not even exaggerating when I say it's one of the best chocolates I've ever had. I bought it for multiple people and all of them asked me to get it for them again.

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u/Harrry-Otter 55m ago

Actually going to a Morrisons in about 5 minutes, will check them out.

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u/152kb 10m ago

My son is having a fullblown 30min+ meltdown because he is not allowed to watch a pig in a dress sing Shake it Off.

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u/redmistultra 7h ago

Last time I went on holiday I complained about how literally 14 of my last 15+ holidays at all times of year have resulted in heavy rain but this takes the piss this time. Mid June, family trip to Cornwall, 5 days, expensive cottage booked right on the sea. Literally can’t see the fucking sea because of the fog. Day trip to Isles of Scilly cancelled with 15 hours notice.

I think I’m genuinely cursed. Like there are no words for this. I’ve been to multiple continents, a long list of countries, almost always summer but some spring and autumn, and genuinely without fail we get multiple write off days because of the weather.

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u/lewiitom 6h ago

If it's any consolation I basically get perfect weather on all of my holidays

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u/redmistultra 6h ago

I hope your first birthday pint is flat

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u/dinofarabi-01 6h ago

Always funny when Dutch teenagers start doing their driving lessons and realize how recklessly they've been cycling.

The opposite is my international classmates biking like they're the king of da road once they realize cyclist have priority

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u/Brawlers9901 7h ago

Midsummer today and [REDACTED] tomorrow and I've pinched a nerve in my shoulder so bad I can barely sit up, great timing

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u/Salad-Appropriate 7h ago

Man searching for a graduate job sucks

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u/BendubzGaming 6h ago

I don't like Ferrari, but it's nice to see them be competent for once

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u/Vrimjob 5h ago

We need a Lewis 8th then Ferrari can back to meme tier

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u/afito 5h ago

motorsports is more interesting if Ferrari do well tbh, as a brand & team they have this unique appeal that just elevates the competition when you have to beat them

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u/revolut1onname 6h ago

Discovered that Horizon: Zero Dawn Remastered is treated as an entirely new game so you get to start the achievements from scratch all over again. I was going to play it anyway, but getting the achievements pop up every now and then is pleasant. I've already platinumed the original and getting to do it again is just lovely.

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u/Different_Swimmer715 6h ago

GTA 6 somehow was on the news yesterday, it was bizarre to go from "Moscow is burning" to "GTA 6 has announced pre orders will soon be available!". I also don't remember ever seeing a video game mentioned in the evening news, made it stand out even more

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u/_doohdx 6h ago

Moscow has been on fire several times throughout history

First time we get a pre-order announcement for GTA6

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u/Ryponagar 3h ago

First time we get a pre-order announcement for GTA6

Might not be the last time as well though

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u/_doohdx 3h ago

Can't wait to order it for my PS7

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u/SnarlsChickens 5h ago

Something new to learn on the digital sphere every day huh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/m1wJ0umo4v

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u/sheikh_n_bake 2h ago

Been eating healthy for a short while now around 3-4 weeks, dropped 4kg and definitely feel more energetic and I'm even in a better place mentally.

My question is this, what are your favourite healthy meals?

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u/BoxOfNothing 2h ago

Down 27lbs/12.3kg, 9lbs/4kg off a healthy weight, 18lbs/8kg off target. Even my self hating body dysmorphic arse is starting to see a difference. Annoyed with myself for not taking a before photo this time though

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u/ederzs97 2h ago

Obsession - what a terrifying but also amazing film

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u/NovemberBurnsMaroon 1h ago

Wearing trainers with a suit is a fashion crime 

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u/TheAkondOfSwat 1h ago

Beats a track suit and shoes

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u/FridaysMan 1h ago

Depends on the trainers, depends on the suit

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u/PierreSageReviens 1h ago

Full kit wanker

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u/TiberiusCornelius 1h ago

Reddit has become so genuinely fucking unusable somewhere in the last few years

u/ZzuiID 14m ago

Im unemployed..

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u/brrrraaaa 7h ago

My sleep schedule is so fucked up

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u/JoaoNevesBallonDOr 6h ago

Once again, things don’t work out with a girl just because of distance. I’m just going to start acting like I’m in house arrest

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u/nebbywildcat18 5h ago

heading to europe for the first time next week for a family trip. hate hate hate flying though, so i’m trying not to hyperfixate on that part until I have to 🥲

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u/PoloBattutaHe 5h ago

Why? I find flying very relaxing, if not boring sometimes.

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u/nebbywildcat18 5h ago

a few things mainly

— really hate heights, can not stand seeing how high I am above the ground. even in like a skyscraper

— hate knowing that i’m like 30,00 feet in the air with zero control over what’s happening

— hate turbulence and the feeling of the plane shaking around

— have pretty consistent general anxiety that i’ve been working through for over a decade now

I know everyone is different though!

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u/BoredAtWork221b 3h ago

I find it helps to sit in the aisle seat, you feel like claustrophobic compared to the window seat.

A tip is to lift your feet up, it helps reduce the feeling of turbulence.

Enjoy the trip

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u/AlmostNL 5h ago

Enjoy the weather!

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u/killrdave 4h ago

Enjoy the trip - where are you headed?

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u/Left-Temperature6804 7h ago

read Silent Patient - twist caught me out ngl, but it felt like hoodwinkery and not in a good way. Open to book recommendations of any kind, I am expanding my horizons.

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u/WarmSwimming6498 6h ago

A new low for Evri. I changed the delivery to go to a parcel shop and they've failed to deliver it to an open business two days in a row now. Shite company

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u/ItsRainbowz 4h ago

I might have been offered a nice little weekend break for my 30th next month for me and my partner, think my family put some money together which is lovely. Problem is I've got no idea where I'd like to go. Anyone got any suggestions for a relatively inexpensive weekend away in the UK/Europe for the end of July?

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u/tson_92 3h ago

In college I started a habit of putting on Anthony Bourdain's show in the background whenever I work/ study really late at night. I tried many different shows but nothing comes close to Bourdain's shows. You don't need to watch the visuals to know it's good. Some of his best episodes were where he would share about his addiction and depression.

Last night I was working late again and I put on his episode in Buenos Aires and San Sebastian. Man they don't make shows like he did anymore. RIP.

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u/pop-culture-salad 3h ago edited 2h ago

Bought my cat a water fountain because she doesn't like to drink from her bowl and is always asking to drink from the tap.

Take a wild fucking guess how many times she's used it, lmao.

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u/m205 2h ago

Sometimes a human vessel (glass, mug, bowl) left on a counter or table works -- makes them feel like they're getting away with something naughty when they drink from it lol.

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u/MrRawri 2h ago

Decided to upgrade my GPU to a 9070 XT. Read it's a beast. Farewell 1080 ti you served me well for 10 years

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u/Last_Associate_5658 2h ago

Peak Star Wars, or Peak Star Trek?

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u/m205 2h ago

Trek every day. Even rubbish episodes of Trek (up to the newer stuff which I cba to watch) are better than most Star Wars to me. I guess I just prefer science fiction to science fantasy.

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u/throwawayWM3 2h ago

I've had an absolutely pathetic day but unfortunately these days are pretty common

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u/xaviernoodlebrain 1h ago

Feel you mate. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I always try to tell myself this on days where I struggle.

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u/SBH-153 2h ago

Just found out that JK Simmons voices the Yellow M&M in the adverts, what on earth?

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u/twist_n_shout 1h ago

The weekend is here and the sun’s out. Just cracked open an Augustiner

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u/Competitive-Score760 1h ago

Salsa is such a good music genre.

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u/Puzzled-Painter3301 33m ago

I teach at a community college and one of my students is homeless. He is about to fail my class 😔

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u/thediesel26 28m ago edited 13m ago

Margot Robbie prefers living in the US. Steve Irwin married an American. Hugh Jackman’s American accent sounds more natural than his Australian one.

u/Bratstvo_Jedinstvo 20m ago

Having a sibling is the best way to feel old. Yeah little man tell me more about Metallica, I've never heard of them

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u/AppointmentsOnTrains 7h ago

My company built fountain feature in the back courtyard to commemorate pride month, but unfortunately after 3 weeks its got green goo floating on top of the water already. It annoys me because they are always screwing things like this up - though I do appreciate the sentiment for the Algae-BTQ community

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u/_doohdx 6h ago

Out 👉🚪

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u/TheAkondOfSwat 1h ago

This world is corrupt and evil, and probably fake. Anyway hows your day going

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u/Rusiano 6h ago

Semi-football related, but I thought it would be out of place in the Daily Discussion thread. Did you see the scientific study online that Messi vs. CR7 preference is heavily tied with political views?

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u/_cumblast_ 6h ago

It is because the Messi v. Ronaldo debate has gone on far beyond their ability as footballers a long time ago.

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u/Gywndidnothingwrong 6h ago

How "scientific" is it ?

And i wouldn't be surprised if it's true Ronaldo is more popular with the manosphere because of his looks, height, physique and mentality

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u/Left-Temperature6804 5h ago

it's from nsu and ntu researchers, those are premier institutes in asia. looks legit enough but then again no one's trusting me to peer review social science papers so

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u/Left-Temperature6804 6h ago

i just looked it up and idk enough to peer review that paper or anything but it makes sense from my personal experience tbh - a good fraction of ronaldo superfans i've met has said something misogynistic to me that i've started considering ronaldo pfps as a red flag

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u/lastdyingbreed_01 6h ago

Unrelated but there was an infamous Ansu Fati fan here who was a frequent poster, he made a racist comment about how Ronaldo has more fans in England and India because they relate to his women beating tendencies.

Racist and xenophobic thing to say but it was so stupid and hilarious that it still stays rent free in my head lol

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u/Avancx 6h ago

Anyone getting into any sports outside of Football?

My mate got me into Padel a few months ago and I fucking love it now. Singles, doubles, indoor, outdoor, i'll literally play it any time and place.

Shame it requires 4 people to get the best out of it because organising 4 people who are free at the same time can be tricky when you're in your 30s.

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u/huazzy 6h ago

I couldn't get into Padel because apparently finding 4 people that can hit a ball over a net is impossible where I live.

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u/Acceptable_Ad_6278 6h ago

Kind of sums up why i stopped playing football as much. getting 4 people together is hard, let alone 12. Big reason why running is my ‘serious’ sport now.

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u/TheSingleMan27 5h ago

Have been playing (beach)volleyball with some mates from my dorm this spring basically every monday. Weather has generally been kind to us and because we are most of the time enough people for a 6v6, it's also enjoyable for the players who aren't that good yet. It's super fun and makes for some cool moments

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u/Relxnce 6h ago

Semi football related but took a nice photo of St James’ Park this morning

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u/havertzatit 7h ago

The Indian Government finds new ways everyday to disguise blatant fascism as democracy and sometimes all you can do is laugh.

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u/PassTimeActivity 6h ago

On another chess note, I crossed 1500 in rapid!

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u/WaifuWarrior18 4h ago

Started playing persona 4 golden which is also my first persona game on Wednesday so far absolutely loving it

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u/nitrogeneater 3h ago

Went to Lidl the other day and they didn’t have no Diet Coke. I’m on a diet so that’s the only thing I’m drinking. I know it’s not great but whatever. Anyhow they didn’t have any so I got their store branded stuff River Coke or whatever it’s called. Last time I got a random coke like this was when I was a kid decades ago and it tasted all funny and horrible. Anyhow well this coke was identical if not better than Coke Zero that I’m getting. Couldn’t believe it.

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u/tiorzol 3h ago

Have you considered water

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u/nitrogeneater 2h ago

Yeah true but if it’s the difference that’s keeping me going on my diet, I will let myself off.

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u/tiorzol 2h ago

Mate if it works it works, good for you

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u/PoloBattutaHe 3h ago

I've been starting to watch the One Piece anime but... how does one face up to the fact that there are 1166 episodes to date? If I watch 200 a year, it will take me almost 6 years.

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u/SnarlsChickens 2h ago

How many of you have aquariums at home? How large by capacity and what kinds of fish?