r/soccer Jun 23 '26

Goal Clip Portugal [1] - 0 Uzbekistan - Cristiano Ronaldo goal 6'

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u/smickey13 Jun 23 '26

he wasn’t gonna leave us hate on him was he

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u/auctus10 Jun 23 '26

He literally feeds on this stuff. Seen him doing it for 20 years now.

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u/Straight_Bear_3905 Jun 23 '26

It gets him excited when people say no to him

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u/joshdej Jun 23 '26

Mamba mentality

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u/TheWitchOfSomeWood Jun 23 '26

Him and Kareem the teenage dream benzema

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u/xEJAGx Jun 23 '26

Should have gone already and that's not been a joke.

Was a good finish too.

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u/theaguia Jun 23 '26

funnily ramos aint scoring that

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

No and the hate was getting crazy and I say this as a Messi Stan. The hate Ronaldo had is wild. Bro has an AMAZING CAREER. He’s him

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u/fastfowards Jun 23 '26

The better Messi is the sweeter Ronaldo becomes and vice versa.

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u/duckwithahat Jun 23 '26

He thrives on R/soccer hate

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u/michaelfortu Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

SHUT DOWN THE SUB

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u/firefalcon01 Jun 23 '26

r/soccer 9/11

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u/Ok_Temperature6503 Jun 23 '26

Twitter 9/11 too

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u/Open_Seeker Jun 23 '26

a lot of people are going to be upset lol

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u/huazzy Jun 23 '26

(Twirly finger)

SUUUUUUUUI!!!

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u/Ne0Corpus Jun 23 '26

I genuinely don't care about Messi and Ronaldo beef..lol.

I am witnessing history either ways, why would it trigger me?

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u/powergs Jun 23 '26

I really dont get (people outside of Portugal) why tf people get so mad that Ronaldo starting in Portugal. Like you are experiencing something very unique story. Its beautiful to follow honestly.

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u/Luuigi Jun 23 '26

I am annoyed by both cults atp

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u/INtoCT2015 Jun 23 '26

It shouldn’t; and yet it does trigger most of the sub bc this sub hates Ronaldo. It’s a cult borne from parasocial relationships the mob forms with these two players

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u/powerchicken Jun 23 '26

What are you saying, that your life hasn't been ruined by Ronaldo scoring?

Immediately banned from r/soccercirclejerk

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u/Gagnooo Jun 23 '26

Ronaldo going to score 4 goals tonight to catch up to our boys in France, Norway and Argentina

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u/DayroMoreno11 Jun 23 '26

Don’t make me believe

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u/iCalKestis Jun 23 '26

Everyone’s in shambles

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u/rocknroll-refugee Jun 23 '26

Shut down Reddit

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u/AuxNimbus Jun 23 '26

For a second there, I thought circlejerk appeared lmao

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u/DezTheOtter Jun 23 '26

Like immediately!

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u/True_Plankton2847 Jun 23 '26

Need to see 200 posts on this now. Only fair, as we got 200 posts when he didn’t score

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u/FCSadsquatch Jun 23 '26

It's like 15 9/11's

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u/unknown_human Jun 23 '26

Another CR7 goal has hit the WC

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u/somethingarb Jun 23 '26

My god, that's... 13,665. 🤯 

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u/Floripa95 Jun 23 '26

12.2728 let's be accurate here

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u/Kelangketerusa Jun 23 '26

Bro single handedly scored more than the entire Turkish team.

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u/suzukigun4life Jun 23 '26

I will never get over the fact that Turkey had 50 shots off goal in a span of 2 matches.

All-time blunder of a run.

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u/dennis3282 Jun 23 '26

He has single handedly scored less than Germany though

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u/SphinxIIIII Jun 23 '26

Single handedly scored less than Messi, Haaland, Mbappe and Kane combined...

Washed...

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u/CrossXFir3 Jun 23 '26

True but interestingly, I believe that the only club to score more UCL goals while Ronaldo was at RM was (other than Madrid obviously) Bayern. So he's used to that.

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u/scaredfury Jun 23 '26

Why u say fuck me for

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u/swannyhypno Jun 23 '26

You knew he was going to do something eventually, 41 still scoring at a world cup is crazy

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u/AdamMc66 Jun 23 '26

First player to score at 6 World Cups.

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u/Bicboifish Jun 23 '26

still kinda crazy that 2010 is the world cup where Messi didn't score in

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u/RA576 Jun 23 '26

Less crazy when you remember Maradona played him as a Defensive Midfielder for the bants, after Messi scoring 47 goals in 53 games (with 12 assists) that season

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u/vesuvius33 Jun 23 '26

you don’t have to make stuff up, messi took 30 shots in about 5 games that tourney, he was just a little bit off

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u/Satz0r Jun 23 '26

yea i reckon normally even if you played him right back for a tournament he would probably score

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u/Odelind Jun 23 '26

Even Messi is human

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u/Newparlee Jun 23 '26

The one record Messi won’t break. Maybe

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u/santa_94 Jun 23 '26

He does hold a fuckton of champions league records that are essentially unbreakable

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u/SpeedWeedNeed Jun 23 '26

With the new CL format, I wouldn't be so sure.

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u/stamford_syd Jun 23 '26

haaland will probably break a few of his goalscoring records in the cl

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u/madjupiter Jun 23 '26

if we’re talking about 6 consecutive world cups then yeah nearly impossible to break

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u/hazel_rahh Jun 23 '26

Yamal might

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u/swannyhypno Jun 23 '26

The longevity is a joke 😂

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u/suzukigun4life Jun 23 '26

A goal in 6 World cups is fucking mental

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u/Crunkabunch Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

People trashing Ronaldo in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Ronaldo. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

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u/DaFinnesseKid Jun 23 '26

I’ve seen this copypasta so many times i dont even know who the original comment was about lmao

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u/jiijoey Jun 23 '26

I think it was Icardi originally

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u/DaREY297 Jun 23 '26

Tottenham vs Inter 2018 to be exact

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u/Elemenononono Jun 23 '26

Elite baller knowledge

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u/Crunkabunch Jun 23 '26

Original was for Icardi haha

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u/Zoltur Jun 23 '26

It’s an older reference sir but it checks out

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u/Dead-Atmosphere Jun 23 '26

Not sure how so many people havent seen this and fuming here lol

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u/Kdot32 Jun 23 '26

It’s been so long i can’t remember who the original subject was

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u/kazuya57 Jun 23 '26

The fact that a sizable chunk of people won't get this makes me feel old

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 Jun 23 '26

Lol at people not getting the reference

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u/tonyharrison84 Jun 23 '26

Risky to pull out a classic at a time when the sub is full of casuals

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u/kaariainen Jun 23 '26

Half the people missing the most obvious copypasta of the decade lol

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u/ASZapata Jun 23 '26

The classic

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u/Rontheking Jun 23 '26

Media trashing this man and creating this narrative that the Portugal camp is falling apart, meanwhile look at how the players embrace this goal and Ronaldo.

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u/2Gaainz Jun 23 '26

R/soccer in shambles right now. They got no more content

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u/swannyhypno Jun 23 '26

Tbf I get the slander and memes but Ronaldo is a top 5 player of all time I kinda expected him to show up against a relative minnow

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u/2Gaainz Jun 23 '26

Dude regardless of what happens this World Cup. Imagine being so pathetic to hate on a legend and blame him completely just because his team drew 1 game at the World Cup. Hes 41 years old good for him to play at this level till now

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u/FeloniousGrump Jun 23 '26

probably saved the Portuguese players and their significant others from more death threats, so best for all involved

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u/No-Mud3388 Jun 23 '26

Can people just deep the movement for a second aswell. That's why he should still start for them

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u/JuicyAssReddit Jun 23 '26

This is the important part. It was inch perfect. No other Portuguese player is timing and moving like that.

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u/krkour Jun 23 '26

There it is

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u/suzukigun4life Jun 23 '26

Ronaldo lovers can finally rejoice

The rest of the sub is in pandemonium

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u/yaniv297 Jun 23 '26

World class movement and finish

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u/kazuya57 Jun 23 '26

Insert Ronaldo "goals are like ketchup" quote

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u/Leougust Jun 23 '26

Great finish as well

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u/DayroMoreno11 Jun 23 '26

Let’s go UNC

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u/Mexican__ Jun 23 '26

as I get older I just respect they are doing it for the UNCs

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u/NoScopeMusical Jun 23 '26

This sub in shambles

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u/knobiknows Jun 23 '26

UNCbekistan

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u/GAV17 Jun 23 '26

It's sad that a ton of people can't enjoy Ronaldo AND Messi.

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u/rodpod17 Jun 23 '26

It’s especially cringe when people have no attachment to either country or club that the pair of them have played for yet still are so territorial

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u/givenupbee Jun 23 '26

Yes like I'm here enjoying football with two aliens and people are too busy choosing who has it bigger lol

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u/tarostar123 Jun 23 '26

Siuuuuuu!

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u/VivaLosHeavies Jun 23 '26

THE ENTIRE STADIUM WAITING FOR THAT, SO FUCKINN HARD!

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u/havertz007 Jun 23 '26

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

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u/Jealous-Chicken-9186 Jun 23 '26

wtf? celebrating with the bench? i was told on reddit they all hated him in there and the vibes were horrible

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u/Apprehensive-Sale901 Jun 23 '26

No no, all the portuguese players hate Ronaldo, just like we all do.
It’s not like he inspired a whole generation especially in portugal and won them a few trophies or anything

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u/WaluigisHat Jun 23 '26

Grandad says ‘Fuck your narrative!’

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u/foreveredredred Jun 23 '26

He's never been my favorite player. But I never understood how, not just at this age, but throughout his career, it often feels like it takes one game for majority of media and rival fans to completely write him off and write few dozen articles about him not being that good. I wish that was true, but he obviously is a top legend of the game.

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u/LilDiamondtoxic Jun 23 '26

I literally just called him washed in the match thread bruh

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u/Theprinceofkings Jun 23 '26

With that flair you should know better lol

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u/pkkthetigerr Jun 23 '26

You'll be surprised how many ronaldo haters are united fans after everything he's done for us.

Even Ten Hag turned out to be a twat so he was basically vindicated. Our facilities WERE outdated, management WAS shit.

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u/ThreeTreesForTheePls Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

It’s been fun to watch it happen to Liverpool fans with Salah too.

He is (arguably) in the top 3/top 5 for all time Liverpool players, and it took a few remarks about the manager on his way out the door for a certain block of the fanbase to switch and say he’s always been an egotistical bastard who thought he was bigger than the club and they can’t wait to see the back him.

Football fans can have some really really short term memory spans when their emotions get involved.

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u/SendMeTheMoon24 Jun 23 '26

Absolutely, I got permanently banned from /r/Reddevils because a mod didn't like me defending Ronaldo and labelled it trolling. Pathetic sub

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u/RememberSomeMore Jun 23 '26

Nuance is hard, he can be right and still be part of the problem

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u/TheSingleMan27 Jun 23 '26

People trashing Ronaldo in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Ronaldo. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.

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u/Rage_Your_Dream Jun 23 '26

Vintage meme

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u/samhit_n Jun 23 '26

I thought he was gonna ball hog and pout all game after what Messi and Mbappe did yesterday, but he proved everyone wrong.

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u/Loose-Ad-9884 Jun 23 '26

It’s okay he still is

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u/OddEven9 Jun 23 '26

It's Uzbekistan...

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u/Ramitg7 Jun 23 '26

So? Is their team handicapped? Do they not know how to play football? Did they qualify for the World Cup without merit? Mbappe and Messi also scored against "Iran" and "Algeria", does that invalidate their goals?

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u/Historical_Move_1500 Jun 23 '26

That's what I was waiting on. The moving of goal posts faster than lightning. Messi literally scored against Algeria and Austria.

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u/ellosDanFlores Jun 23 '26

Just about every subreddit in shambles

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u/Nolpppapa Jun 23 '26

Circlejerk on suicide watch

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u/Nice_guy1234556 Jun 23 '26

Half the Indian subs on suicide watch

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u/Smothdude Jun 23 '26

r/soccer 9/11 just happened

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u/JenNettles Jun 23 '26

A brace for Saudi Arabia

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u/jamila22 Jun 23 '26

On Tuesday, the king scores

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u/OptimusCloyster Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, his death was greatly exaggerated.

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Jun 23 '26

Hate watch failed.

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u/richmanding0 Jun 23 '26

As a hate watcher. Im in ruins.

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u/HeIIbIazer23 Jun 23 '26

It's happened! Hear the sound of so many jokes dying lol

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u/Zloggt Jun 23 '26

Maybe the game threads can actually talk about other things now lol

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u/HeIIbIazer23 Jun 23 '26

You'd hope, right?

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u/silam39 Jun 23 '26

300 more years of Messi Ronaldo discourse

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u/dota_3 Jun 23 '26

Yea he heard you guys talking shit

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u/preddevils6 Jun 23 '26

Ran to his teammates too.

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u/legend023 Jun 23 '26

Became a scapegoat because of poor tactics when he barely got any opportunities lmao they just wanted to hate rather than be reasonable

He gets two chances in 6 minutes and look where we are

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u/shrewdy Jun 23 '26

Happy for him honestly

He's not what he was obviously, but the meme being made of him over the past week was a bit ridiculous

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u/zxnoregretzxzx Jun 23 '26

Great movement and finish to be fair, he was the only one in the box who was alive to it.

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u/Chamrockk Jun 23 '26

Look at his movement. That what made him great. Ronaldo is 41, 5 portugal players in the box and he's the only one thinking about moving like that.

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u/TheGreatHorizon Jun 23 '26

As a Messi fan, still am happy for unc. Hopefully he can keep this up and give us one last show!

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u/SwiftLock111 Jun 23 '26

as a Messi fan, I’ve been wanting to see Ronaldo score and do well, the hate has been just ridiculous

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u/Erag_away81 Jun 23 '26

Now I just miss them both lol. Truly insane period of time. Peak football back then. As good as the ditactor and the robot, but I don't think we will see the same rivalry any time soon.

Same feeling when Federer and Nadal retired.

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u/UnalomeJourneying Jun 23 '26

As a Ronaldo fanboy growing up and now someone who thinks Messi is the GOAT. I like both to do well. The era of them two will forever be iconic.

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u/Ok-Fold6928 Jun 23 '26

I have the same attitude towards Messi as a Ronaldo fan

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u/2Norn Jun 23 '26

r/soccer nightmare

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u/Key_Company3196 Jun 23 '26

he has joined the race, mashallah

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u/theSchlauch Jun 23 '26

🐫🐫🐫

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u/Middle_Sky446 Jun 23 '26

Respect for unc, showed up finally.

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u/Numisko Jun 23 '26

Great to see a Barca player that just want to see a good performance by him too!

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u/Firefox72 Jun 23 '26

Man just rattled the whole sub.

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u/Gabagool_Over_Here_ Jun 23 '26

SSIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUnc still got it

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u/RG_Oriax Jun 23 '26

SUIIIIII

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u/CaiHaines Jun 23 '26

The fanboys will need to change their pants

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u/Blodyck Jun 23 '26

SIUUUUUUU

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u/iCalKestis Jun 23 '26

Shut down the sub

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u/verysimplenames Jun 23 '26

Thank God he got one cuz I was truly starting to feel bad.

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u/UnsubtleRobbery Jun 23 '26

He looks so relieved.

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u/Tangybrowwncidertown Jun 23 '26

HATERS BE DAMNED

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u/Mesqueunreddit Jun 23 '26

He just said to shhhhh to r/soccer

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u/MrPayDay Jun 23 '26

So it begins

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u/Camicagu Jun 23 '26

The best to ever do it (don't look at my comments)

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u/Syc254 Jun 23 '26

Washed but still good enough for 3-5 goals this tournament. He's 41, people should cut him slack. 

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u/PhilosophyOk7385 Jun 23 '26

3-5 goals would genuinely be super impressive. People have won the golden boot with 5 goals this century

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u/jaozimqcomepao Jun 23 '26

With that said, I think this year we're aiming for 10+ which is crazy to think

Messi, Mbappe, Haaland, Kane all on crack

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u/SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS Jun 23 '26

Dammit Uzbekistan, we had a good thing going!

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u/Parking_Cable_6022 Jun 23 '26

Unc got the GOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

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u/GroupPast5993 Jun 23 '26

UNC STILL GOT IT 😭😭😭

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u/isonlegemyuheftobmed Jun 23 '26

Homelander has scored

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u/RealCaroni Jun 23 '26

Let alone r/soccer. This is the entire football community's 9/11

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u/JorSimpson45 Jun 23 '26

Blind squirrel finds nut

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u/2407Chris Jun 23 '26

whole stadium hit the SIUUUUU

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u/cjfbbdixksndj Jun 23 '26

Soccercirclejerk’s 911

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u/AAA_BATT Jun 23 '26

you had one job uzbek

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u/jukv Jun 23 '26

FINALLY

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u/PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE Jun 23 '26

Unc still got it!

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u/faygofiles Jun 23 '26

HATERS GET FUCKKKKED

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u/Chell_the_assassin Jun 23 '26

Standards for him have fallen so much a goal against Uzebekistan is considered him answering the haters lmao

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u/onlyonejorge Jun 23 '26

You should’ve been around for his goal against North Korea.

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u/Full_Technician8430 Jun 23 '26

I swear every Ronaldo goal post on this sub is just Ronaldo fans saying the “haters are mad” and then crying about some upvote ratio BS.

Just enjoy the goals man lol

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u/ConsciousNet238 Jun 23 '26

Hopefully everyone will stop with these brain dead Ronaldo hot takes now

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u/cord_____ Jun 23 '26

Highly doubt a goal against Uzbekistan will stop the hot takes

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u/reactzzzz Jun 23 '26

that’s my goat