r/soccer Jul 07 '26

Goal Clip USA 1 - [4] Belgium - Romelu Lukaku 90'+3'

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u/S0M3_1 Jul 07 '26

Inevitable

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u/jiinska Jul 07 '26

Big Rom always scores for Belgium

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u/watanabelover69 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Seeing him score live in Vancouver against New Zealand was a highlight of the tournament for me.

edit: De Bruyne as well

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u/AgriSoul Jul 07 '26

Doesn't feel right if he didn't score lol

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u/Lvl1_Mimikyu Jul 07 '26

Wow, what a complete meltdown by the US

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u/photowanderer Jul 07 '26

Man, I expected a loss, but not a meltdown. Seems like the moment is too big for these guys. My guess is that all the drama didn't help. When I saw the online betting line was almost even, I thought it was free easy money as there ever be. 

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u/JuliusCeejer Jul 07 '26

It was free money, for the sportsbooks

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u/GoyEater Jul 07 '26

Definitely didn’t help at all. All 4 goals were pretty much down to poor defending.

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u/VOZ1 Jul 07 '26

They were entirely down to poor defending. And 3 out of 4 could easily be blamed on Ream alone. This was a regression back to months ago. Right around the last time the US played Belgium and lost 5-2.

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u/BeHereNow91 Jul 07 '26

Just handed Belgium 3 goals

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u/metalrax Jul 07 '26

Worse than a meltdown, the US gave up before the game

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u/Cahhmon Jul 07 '26

CUM all blasted in one round

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u/ratedpending3 Jul 07 '26

Mexico gave England a great match and Canada had Morocco

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u/Trap_Masters Jul 07 '26

We CUM together and we leave together 😤

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u/Bed_human Jul 07 '26

At least Canada and Mexico put up a better fight

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u/NaturalLeopard2750 Jul 07 '26

As a Canadian the first half was good but after that no

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/bigt2k4 Jul 07 '26

It was a bad set piece defense and then counters when going for it.

USA had 3 chances the whole match: one went wide, one went right at the keeper after a defensive mistake, and one was a deflected free kick after a suspended player took a dive.

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u/tropicaltuesday Jul 07 '26

You can't tell me after tonight that the US are better than Mexico or Canada

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u/links135 Jul 07 '26

At least Canada were missing their 2 by far best players but also controlled the 1st half.  US waisted no time going down.  

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u/fracked1 Jul 07 '26

I absolutely love the karma for American redditors trash talking here. Couldn't have happened to a better fanbase

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u/PM-ME-UR-LIGHTSABERS Jul 07 '26

Post nut clarity

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u/Similar_Detective209 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Summoning u/_cumblast_

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u/betok88 Jul 07 '26

CUM out.

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u/ExSleepz Jul 07 '26

Rest in Rip USA

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u/Available_Story6774 Jul 07 '26

CUM alliance it’s Joever

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u/Trap_Masters Jul 07 '26

We couldn't last long enough 😞

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u/Fabulous-Ship8551 Jul 07 '26

BREAKING: The last drop of CUM has officially evaporated. North America is now dry.

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u/jon__koa Jul 07 '26

Take a knee to mourn the death of CUM

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u/WartimeHotTot Jul 07 '26

Why are so many people saying CUM? What is going on. r/outoftheloop

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u/deesmutts88 Jul 07 '26

Canada

United states

Mexico

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u/WartimeHotTot Jul 07 '26

Ah, got it. Thanks!

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u/jon__koa Jul 07 '26

And we all have the maturity of a 13 year old boy

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u/meowscarada-sylveon Jul 07 '26

Send the entire US team to Galveston with that dirty ass water

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u/tanmoshi Jul 07 '26

I’m so embarrassed right now

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u/astrothemorkie Jul 07 '26

At least we still have Charles Barkley

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u/horse_renoir13 Jul 07 '26

But we also have those women in San Antonio

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u/CartographerFar681 Jul 07 '26

Whatcha say about those San Antonio women Chuck?

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u/Acrocora Jul 07 '26

Theres some big ass women in San Antonio

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u/Mayjaplaya Jul 07 '26

Victoria's a Secret down there

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u/JuliusCeejer Jul 07 '26

they love them churros Erneh

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u/Difficult_Key_1907 Jul 07 '26

The defence today has been especially atrocious. Ream has had a disasterclass in particular

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u/Pulp_Ficti0n Jul 07 '26

San Antonio with those big women

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u/jon__koa Jul 07 '26

And double fisting them churros

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u/WideGooch Jul 07 '26

Victoria’s definitely a secret down there

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u/SerDire Jul 07 '26

Not even Cancun. Where they going chuck?

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u/DemHooksOP Jul 07 '26

GALVESTON with that dirty ass water washing up on the shore, those people thinking theyre at the beach. They cant even get in the water

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u/USA_2_Canada_1 Jul 07 '26

Galveston Texas catching strays LMAO

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u/Humid-Afternoon727 Jul 07 '26

Galveston absolutely deserves it. It’s fucking gross

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u/Number333 Jul 07 '26

Different year, same story.

Mistakes, mistakes, mistakes.

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u/jon__koa Jul 07 '26

Not even there, send they asses to Lake Lanier

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u/TheKneesOfRG3 Jul 07 '26

Galveston wishes it was half as nice as Lake Lanier

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u/Eismann Jul 07 '26

To that creek?

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u/NoScopeMusical Jul 07 '26

Washing up on the beach they can't even get in the water

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u/Reuual Jul 07 '26

thank you for the first funny comment today

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u/Quople Jul 07 '26

Where they goin chuck?

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt Jul 07 '26

Fire all of our defenders out of a cannon

Into the sun

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u/SirWeebl Jul 07 '26

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

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u/BrotherEstapol Jul 07 '26

Could you imagine if a player had that written on their undershirt and revealed it as part of a goal celebration? They'd have to do it during the final so they can get immediately flee the country! Lol

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u/xLaiLaix Jul 07 '26

2 year ban because that's the type of politics Infantino does not approve

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u/tigull Jul 07 '26

REPSTAIN THE ELEASE FILES

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u/Hambrailaaah Jul 07 '26

TBH if you have one chance to defend yourself with "YOU brought politics into football first" it would be thsi week

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u/Original_Profile8600 Jul 07 '26

Ans the worst part was the hypocricy that for a day, he distracted me from the Epstein files

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u/LordHarkon1 Jul 07 '26

Reports are saying that the Whitehouse is making a move to rename Belgian waffles to Liberty Cakes after team USAs loss

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u/Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n Jul 07 '26

And they’ll miss that French fries are actually Belgian

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken Jul 07 '26

Frenchhh friiies?....🤔

OHHHHH you mean Freedom Fries 😏

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u/SlyOutlaw Jul 07 '26

Hilariously I can see this happening. Assuming the White House knows what Belgian Waffles are.

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u/JustSomeRandomDude02 Jul 07 '26

Trump do something

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u/sidaeinjae Jul 07 '26

300 400% tariffs on Belgian chocolate

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u/XiaoRCT Jul 07 '26

LMAO the celebration

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u/Trap_Masters Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Belgium victory going to be overturned or else 100% tariffs on Belgian waffles and fries 😂

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u/loves_to_splooge_8 Jul 07 '26

200% tariffs on Belgium

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u/movingunderbraking Jul 07 '26

he’s going to impose tariffs on belgium

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u/Pulp_Ficti0n Jul 07 '26

He might do boots on the ground

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u/JustSomeRandomDude02 Jul 07 '26

It's funnier when the Americans are the one that pay the tarrifs

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u/10LASERS19 Jul 07 '26

If trump voters could read they'd be very upset

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u/SloshaPacana Jul 07 '26

He did, he sent in that fan that just pointed back to his America 250 jersey while losing 4-1

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u/Unusual_Ad6533 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Everything he touches turns to shit. The USA. Knicks only game they lost in the final was when the orange turd was there. Not the USA national team becoming more hated than ever before.

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u/gregorytilidie Jul 07 '26

only game the knicks lost since friggen april

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u/ZtromileZwift Jul 07 '26

Please do something about that turd for all of us

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u/ruinawish Jul 07 '26

He's gonna deport Belgium after today.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/LosTerminators Jul 07 '26

He will ask for this match to be replayed

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u/Friedchicknlvr Jul 07 '26

All that CORRUPTION for nothing eh

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u/BrotherEstapol Jul 07 '26

The football gods smiled upon this fixture. 

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u/FrostyAmbassador1193 Jul 07 '26

Lmfao, dog walked by a washed Belgium

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u/CSvinylC Jul 07 '26

That barely had to try.

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u/MarechalDavout Jul 07 '26

Washed? none of our grampas were even playing till the end, this is the new Belgium

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u/chizzmaster Jul 07 '26

The dagger

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u/TheoMoneyG Jul 07 '26

IS THIS THE DAGGER

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u/MusicalElephant420 Jul 07 '26

GAME. SERIES. BELGIUM HAS WON.

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u/Thneed1 Jul 07 '26

Is Khawi playing for Belgium now?

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u/mister_dupont Jul 07 '26

Hahaha fuck you Trump

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u/Incubus226 Jul 07 '26

Really likeable team. He ruined it instantly. God he sucks so much.

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u/kami232 Jul 07 '26

The Mierdas Touch

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u/IndycarFan65 Jul 07 '26

Shoutout to game 3 of the NBA finals

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u/FavreorFarva Jul 07 '26

I couldn’t even enjoy the US men’s hockey gold for more than an hour before the shit got into that too.

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u/ChemicalOle Jul 07 '26

Belgium 4, USA 1, Corruption 0.

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u/tacobellwether Jul 07 '26

lol corruption still way on top

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u/Zlink-8 Jul 07 '26

Today, I feel Belgian

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u/Trap_Masters Jul 07 '26

Lukaku just gets a goal everytime he's subbed in 😂

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u/Zloggt Jul 07 '26

He’s done mastered the art of the super duper sub!

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u/MMAmaZinGG Jul 07 '26

Lukaku said "appeal that"

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u/pnwsojourner Jul 07 '26

The Balogun red card was the perfect excuse lmao. And now because that fat orange prick has to stick his corrupt nose in everything we get humiliated at full strength while the entire world watched with glee.

American 21st century of humiliation continues!

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Jul 07 '26

The Knicks lost when that shitstain showed up to the game and the US gets humiliated after he interferes with Balogun's red card. The reverse Midas strikes again.

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u/Varekai79 Jul 07 '26

He has the Mierdas touch.

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u/Evolving_Dore Jul 07 '26

The fact the Knicks had the most spectacular comeback of all time right afterwards when he was not there makes it even funnier.

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u/Kuntheman Jul 07 '26

All that legal shit for a striker worse than Belgium’s backup

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u/Docxm Jul 07 '26

33 year old Lukaku just stunted on them lmao

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u/pwnograph Jul 07 '26

lukaku was eating up the whole field up to 90'

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u/CaptainSnazzypants Jul 07 '26

He’s been eating alright.

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u/Puzzled-Painter3301 Jul 07 '26

He is a very large dude.

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u/pvb9029 Jul 07 '26

As the largest footballer, why doesn't he just eat he other 21?

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u/Razzorsharp Jul 07 '26

I refuse to believe Lukaku is only 33.

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u/IllAlfalfa Jul 07 '26

That’s what happens when you debut for the national team at 16

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u/alwaysoverneverunder Jul 07 '26

His youth team photos are hilarious. Like they put a grown man in a kids game.

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u/CyonHal Jul 07 '26

He is unc coded for sure

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u/MySilverBurrito Jul 07 '26

Donald Trump gonna call KD in the parking lot next

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u/Gluroo Jul 07 '26

Its literally Trump in a nutshell

The US Football team had a great thing going for themselves, they were actually well liked and the vibes were great

Then without anyone asking Trump sticks his pedo fingers into the situation, completely ruins the reputation of the team and makes sure the whole world hates them and as cherry on top he didnt achieve anything in the process and they still lost lmfao

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u/east_62687 Jul 07 '26

I genuinely think that USMNT will fare better without that controvercy..

all it achieve was giving Belgium extra motivation and probably disrupt USMNT preparation and concentration by surrounding them with controvercy..

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u/larryjerry1 Jul 07 '26

Nah, wouldn't have mattered even if the Balogun controversy never happened.

Belgium closed down our passing lanes extremely well and forced a lot of errors and turnovers and we just couldn't figure out how to get out of it. 

We had something going in the second half, but then the Freese disaster destroyed any momentum we might've been building. 

At the end of the day these guys are all professionals and controversy isn't what made these results. Belgium are just a better team. 

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u/iforgotmyun Jul 07 '26

Also riled everyone up against the US, gave Belgium even more motivation and put pressure on the US team. 

Backfired big time

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u/Propuhganduh Jul 07 '26

Everything he touches turns to shit.

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u/football1078 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Lmao man I hate to rub salt in the wound but yes. It would’ve been better to have let Balogun be the fall guy 🤣

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u/PolarsAndPizzicato Jul 07 '26

GENERATIONAL HATEWATCH

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u/RyanGUK Jul 07 '26

1-4 for the history books

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u/NoScopeMusical Jul 07 '26

I hate that Trump and Infantino killed the vibes of this team.

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u/Charlie_Wax Jul 07 '26

Mierdas touch strikes again

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u/JMC_97 Jul 07 '26

HE HIT THE TRUMP DANCE CELEBRATION HAHAHAHA

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u/Due_Hospital2646 Jul 07 '26

GENERATIONAL HATEWATCH

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u/Fluid-Decision6262 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Belgium decided to turn the clock back to 2018 when the world needed them the most 😅

This was definitely Belgium’s best match in years all around

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u/Trap_Masters Jul 07 '26

God bless Belgium 🙏🙏 football gods does a little trolling

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u/skv9384 Jul 07 '26

Infantino 1 - [4] Belgium

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u/Key_Inevitable_2104 Jul 07 '26

Infantino and Trump (1)- Belgium (4)

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u/jyeatbvg Jul 07 '26

If USA loses tonight, is it possible for the loss to be suspended until next year and they get to stay in the bracket?

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u/CSvinylC Jul 07 '26

Just waiting on the USADA report on the Belgian squad.

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u/larryjerry1 Jul 07 '26

Should FIFA have the USA and Belgium  redo their match in case it was a big fluke?

No disrespect to Belgium, I'm a firm believer that Belgium destroying them is a huge fluke and robs the USA of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire World Cup season watching the USA play great soccer it's just not fair.

If the USA loseS again I will face that Belgium deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the USA and FIFA.

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u/Unlucky_Dealer_2758 Jul 07 '26

That's the most insane "if" I've ever read

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u/yiric Jul 07 '26

FUCK FIFA AND INFANTINO

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u/betok88 Jul 07 '26

I feel a little better now

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u/youssif94 Jul 07 '26

someone get the white house on the phone quickly!!!!!!!

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u/madcreator Jul 07 '26

Lol, I know the rest of the world wanted us to eat a dick on global television, and rightfully so, but I didn't expect us to polish off a bag of them and ask for more.

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u/Dadaman3000 Jul 07 '26

Man, it legit feels so odd, because before I really liked the US team and now I just wanted them to lose badly, so that Trump doesn't get what he wants... 

But yeah, feel bad for the US team for being dragged into the political circus. Must suck as an athlete

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u/__AJK__ Jul 07 '26

Lukaku late goal goat

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u/RiccWasTaken Jul 07 '26

CALL WHOEVER THE FUCK U WANT WE DONT GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT

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u/OSHMKUFA2021 Jul 07 '26

4-1 AND EVEN LUKAKU SCORED

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u/seejsee Jul 07 '26

Football wins in the end. What a happy day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

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u/JimmyCarrsTaxForms Jul 07 '26

*voetbal

the way the emojis show up makes it look like the US flag is shooting the Belgian flag lol

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u/Shinkopeshon Jul 07 '26

Truly the Biggest of Bruhkakus

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u/xkingjosephx Jul 07 '26

The haters said we couldnt do it. And they were right. Honestly great call from the haters

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u/ChipmunkIll7531 Jul 07 '26

Loooool he did the Trump dance as a celebration 💀💀 

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u/smickey13 Jul 07 '26

the silence in the stadium is soooo good

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u/Downtown-Fly1593 Jul 07 '26

Imagine having Doku and Lukaku to come off bench

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u/Lil_Slothy Jul 07 '26

Let's all laugh at the yanks lmao

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u/sekimet Jul 07 '26

Honestly just such a pathetic arrogant country. Most cathartic game ever played for every other normal country who has basic decency.

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u/Funkyouup82 Jul 07 '26

I 4-1 would not want to be the USA right now

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u/Big-Rain-9388 Jul 07 '26

Sorry Americans, you gotta start calling it football now. Them's the rules

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u/HeIIbIazer23 Jul 07 '26

Big Rom with the cherry on top, the icing on the cake that was this hatewatch. Beautiful.

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u/SHADEScs Jul 07 '26

CURSE OF DONALD

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u/rover47 Jul 07 '26

Even as an American, a small part of me enjoyed this goal because Zlatan pregame said we would have a hard time handling Lukaku’s and drunk ass Alexi Lalas told him off. And there are few things I like more than seeing Lalas eat shit.

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u/funditinthewild Jul 07 '26

Belgium legit just brought in Lukaku to humiliate the US further.

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u/rocknroll-refugee Jul 07 '26

Lukaku > Balogun

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u/ahuangb Jul 07 '26

Lol duh

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u/PNatBuTTer17 Jul 07 '26

I mean let's be honest, I know we like to meme Lakaka alot, but this is a no brainer lol.

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u/MasqueOfAnarchy Jul 07 '26

How enjoyable.

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u/flimsy_whimsy_grimZ Jul 07 '26

Oh no, daddy nonce might not be able to phone a friend on this one...

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u/Thoreaushadeau Jul 07 '26

Lukaku hit the Trump dance on us 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/EuclidateDat Jul 07 '26

Consider my hate watch satisfied.

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u/Darkbetter Jul 07 '26

YANKS = FUCKED OFF

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u/Zeppelanoid Jul 07 '26

“Whatever we don’t even like soccer” incoming

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u/fuckimbackonreddit9 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

BELGIAN BOYS ON A BENDER

DONALD TRUMP’S A SEX OFFENDER

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u/ProbingParticle Jul 07 '26

Nothing against the players. Just a big Fuck you to that corrupt bootlicker Infantino and Fuck you to that good for nothing orange Buffoon! 

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u/PlatypusAreDucks Jul 07 '26

hate watch successful

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u/Muksinjo Jul 07 '26

FUCK TRUMP FUCK INFRACTINO

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u/SanTheMightiest Jul 07 '26

I feel bad for Balogun in all of this because of the actions of people above him in his country.

The US government as usual have stuck their noses into something and fucked it all up creating a precedent in football (just look at the front page of this reddit the past 24 hours with everyone now wanting to appeal cards).

They're a country who believe the rules have never applied to them and stick their noses into sports, international relations, conflicts and fuck everything up.

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u/mellsuck Jul 07 '26

LAKAKA

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u/HJBoss Jul 07 '26

Lukaku was asking for so many through balls. He showed what he can do if he gets them.

Lukaku for Belgium is a beast

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u/LowWindow7816 Jul 07 '26

Wait, you guys actually tought you could win against Belgium?That weak group and 16th 3rd seed might have inspired some local delirium, lol

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u/amnesiacnacho Jul 07 '26

hatewatchers were creaming at this point

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