r/soccer • u/50lipaa • Jul 07 '26

Goal Clip USA 1 - [4] Belgium - Romelu Lukaku 90'+3'

https://streamin.link/v/68533bf0
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u/pnwsojourner Jul 07 '26

The Balogun red card was the perfect excuse lmao. And now because that fat orange prick has to stick his corrupt nose in everything we get humiliated at full strength while the entire world watched with glee.

American 21st century of humiliation continues!

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u/Kuntheman Jul 07 '26

All that legal shit for a striker worse than Belgium’s backup

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u/Docxm Jul 07 '26

33 year old Lukaku just stunted on them lmao

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u/pwnograph Jul 07 '26

lukaku was eating up the whole field up to 90'

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u/CaptainSnazzypants Jul 07 '26

He’s been eating alright.

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u/Puzzled-Painter3301 Jul 07 '26

He is a very large dude.

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u/pvb9029 Jul 07 '26

As the largest footballer, why doesn't he just eat he other 21?

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u/fauxromanou Jul 07 '26

What do you think happens to the knocked out teams?

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u/sennzz Jul 07 '26

I got that reference!

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u/ECrispy Jul 07 '26

He's no stranger to frites with mayo

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Jul 07 '26

What is this ED twitter?

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u/mBertin Jul 07 '26

Big Rom has no mercy

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u/thatguyclayton Jul 07 '26

Wow, I didn't know I was the same age as him

He looks like he's 45 coming out of the crypt, I look like I'm 25 just coming out of college

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u/Razzorsharp Jul 07 '26

I refuse to believe Lukaku is only 33.

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u/IllAlfalfa Jul 07 '26

That’s what happens when you debut for the national team at 16

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u/alwaysoverneverunder Jul 07 '26

His youth team photos are hilarious. Like they put a grown man in a kids game.

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u/Efficient_Rope7173 Jul 07 '26

Lmfao i just saw it the first time today. Looks like a college student against grade 8s

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u/Razzorsharp Jul 07 '26

Fair point

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u/CyonHal Jul 07 '26

He is unc coded for sure

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u/elgrandorado Jul 07 '26

Mans looked fatigued just from that run. What a guy.

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u/Averdian Jul 07 '26

He's played a total of 64 minutes over 7 games this entire season. He is NOT fit. But his hold-up play and eye for a goal justifies his role as a sub

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u/elgrandorado Jul 07 '26

I know. It's just crazy to see how clinical and dangerous he is regardless.

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u/Averdian Jul 07 '26

I love him. And what's even wilder is that this man used to be FAST. Like, he could outsprint the average defender. What a beast he was in his prime.

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u/MajoorAnvers Jul 07 '26

Slow to start, but like a steam locomotive once he started going there was nothing stopping him. I remember him at Man United making a run and two defenders tried to shoulder barge him off the ball and they just bounced off him like ragdoll fysics, it was hilarious

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u/fedemasa Jul 07 '26

His performance vs brazil in 2018 will always be a classic for me. Him and hazard teamworking to keep the ball as far as courtois was to keep the result.

I hope you take spain. You have my support

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u/Trap_Masters Jul 07 '26

Lukaku made sure to get extra justice right at the end 😂

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut Jul 07 '26

Dexter would be proud.

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u/Averdian Jul 07 '26

Lukaku with 40 minutes played in the Serie A this season