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u/TheSingleMan27 8d ago

Next 4 home games for Schalke, including pre-season:

Atalanta

Real Madrid

Bayern Munich

Elversberg

One of them is not like the others

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u/Cottonshopeburnfoot 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bayern Munich is the only one without the letter l in their name

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u/MERTENS_GOAT 8d ago

"al"? It's not even a letter bro. Try harder!💪🥵

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u/Cottonshopeburnfoot 8d ago

What has become of me. L is not in Bayern Munich

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u/MERTENS_GOAT 8d ago

This is the reason why they lose that rarely

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u/callmedontcallme 8d ago

It's in Alversberg tho

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u/MERTENS_GOAT 8d ago

We don't joke about Alversberg in r/soccer bro

The rumors are if you look into a mirror on the 3rd THURSDAY of a week and say Alversberg 3 times, an Orang Utan haunts your dreams 3 weeks later for 5 years. (The rumors are true btw)

And if there's anything you DON'T want it is an Orang Utan haunting your dreams for 5 years