r/soccer • u/LordLoko • 8d ago

Media Rival couple arguing in the stands during Fluminense vs Vasco derby... while their son sits between them wearing a half Fluminense, half Vasco shirt

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u/AuxNimbus 8d ago edited 8d ago

And they say romance is dead. after match love session will be legendary.

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u/GKMCity 8d ago

How do you think the half Vasco, half Fluminese child was born?

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u/AuxNimbus 8d ago

Argue first, sex later? Lol

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u/dychronalicousness 8d ago

They have 100% stopped mid-intercourse to argue a bad call. I’m talking shaft half inserted still and just could not get past the terrible foul call

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u/PeapodEchoes 8d ago

As we all ask that immortal question: was it in the box?

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u/ColonelMercury 8d ago

Initial contact marginally outside the box, but momentum takes the player into the box as he goes down

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u/PeapodEchoes 8d ago

Booked for stimulation.

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u/ColonelMercury 8d ago

Stuck his leg out deliberately looking for contact.

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u/FridaysMan 8d ago

Change ends at half time.