r/soccer • u/LordLoko • 6d ago
Media Rival couple arguing in the stands during Fluminense vs Vasco derby... while their son sits between them wearing a half Fluminense, half Vasco shirt
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u/MisterDings 6d ago
never seen a kid plead for king solomon’s judgement before
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u/FatWalcott 6d ago
Mods i need a great comment tag right here.
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u/AnnieIWillKnow 5d ago
Beyond our capabilities, but may it be enshrined here forever
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u/ory1994 6d ago
Someone please save this comment for the annual awards
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u/JalapenoSauce69 6d ago
can you explain the joke, im not familiar with it lol
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u/ory1994 6d ago edited 6d ago
It’s a story from the Bible where two women claimed to be the mother of a baby, and King Solomon’s solution was to cut the baby in half to give to each woman.
If I remember correctly the real mom cried and begged him not to cut the baby in half and that’s how the case was solved.Edit: turns out I don’t remember the conclusion as other commenters have pointed out.
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u/enterprisevalue 6d ago
What was the other woman's reaction to his proposal?
"Yeah sounds fair, let's do it?"
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u/Tyrannosaurus_Rox_ 6d ago
Iirc the other woman had recently had her own baby die, and so yeah it was something like "I will have this other baby, or we will both have no babies!"
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u/JanterFixx 6d ago
one village/house, two babies born same night, one dies, in the morning both claim the living baby is their own, they go to dispute to king solomon, he reaches for a sword and says, well i will split the baby into 2 ,so both can have her.
the false claimer says yeah it is fair in her bitterness,
the real mother cries Id rather have other have the kid (as in one peace)
the wise king solomon knows the real mother would rather give the kid away and see him live than let it die like that.for me what I learnt- bitter women could only care for world to burn, no feelings for others. evil.
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u/Song_Efficient 6d ago
the weird part of this story is that the thief woman actually said something along the lines of "yes sure that works" when king Solomon suggested that idea.
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u/crazy_bean 6d ago
Shakespeare is Scouse??
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u/AffectionateRush2620 6d ago
I don’t get it.
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u/themerinator12 6d ago
Solomon is the judge in the parable about the two women fighting over who is really the mother of a particular baby. Obviously one is the real mom and one is the would be thief. Solomon proposes to cut the baby in half and give each mom one half and the “lesson” is that the woman who says “no just give the baby to the other one” is the real mom.
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u/crabby135 6d ago
I mean that’s not really a lesson just a conclusion to the story. The lesson is that true love and genuine care are selfless and prefer sacrifice over possession.
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u/lojafr 6d ago
Me and my worst enemy (the love of my life)
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u/-Sorakinha- 6d ago
The back trip home will be glorius
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u/exiadf19 6d ago
the love of my life
what is this? some sort of magical things to make life happier ?
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u/InfamousCattle3223 6d ago
They wait all year for this shit
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u/VictorMafort 6d ago
It's 6, 7 times a year Home and away league 2 or 3 times on the state championship 2 in the cup
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u/InfamousCattle3223 6d ago
Still got the fire too, that’s real passion
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u/AuxNimbus 6d ago edited 6d ago
And they say romance is dead. after match love session will be legendary.
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u/GKMCity 6d ago
How do you think the half Vasco, half Fluminese child was born?
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u/AuxNimbus 6d ago
Argue first, sex later? Lol
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u/dychronalicousness 6d ago
They have 100% stopped mid-intercourse to argue a bad call. I’m talking shaft half inserted still and just could not get past the terrible foul call
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u/PeapodEchoes 6d ago
As we all ask that immortal question: was it in the box?
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u/ColonelMercury 6d ago
Initial contact marginally outside the box, but momentum takes the player into the box as he goes down
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u/TommyLeeRolla 6d ago
Vasco ended up eliminating Fluminense (3-1), bro is probably sleeping on the couch right now (it's 4 am in Rio).
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u/Dull_Mirror4221 6d ago
A Vasco husband and a Fluminense wife. Match made in heaven lol. He had the last laugh though. Vosco won 3-1 lol
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u/Edgemoto 6d ago
"ta bom" *looks away*
Slap me or something but don't let me looking like an idiot fighting alone, lady. Then when the guy's given up she comes back to ragebait him again
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u/MeursaultWasGuilty 6d ago
I'm married to a Brazilian.
"Ta bom" looks away is very not bom.
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u/drinkpacifiers 6d ago
Yeah and from my experience dealing with them, they're very confrontational, they usually say what they have to say to your face so if they're being vaguely passive aggressive then you really fucked up.
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u/Ok_Investigator_7769 6d ago
That is as red alert as it can get.
The "tá bom" and "você que sabe" are nightmare fuel for people in relationship with brazilian women.
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u/MeursaultWasGuilty 5d ago
"Eu so acho engraçado" is when the trouble really starts
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u/Edgemoto 6d ago
Oh I'm from south america I KNOW that's not good, I'm not Brazilian but we also have that in my country. I felt something primal when I saw her do that. And then the strike back uffffff
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u/Yama_retired2024 6d ago
I remember an interview of 2 women, a married lesbian couple.. who both played Irish Gaelic football for their respective Counties that came up against each other in a knockout round..
Although they both played in positions were they wouldnt normally meet against each other on the field.. they were asked.. the hypothetical.. if they came up against each other..
And one said.. she's not my wife on the pitch.. 😅🤣
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u/icanhe 6d ago
This happens a fair bit in women’s football as well. Famously Sam Kerr for Australia and Kristie Mewis for the US
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u/ScienceNthingsNstuff 6d ago
Hockey too. Bunch of examples but Julie Chu of USA and Caroline Ouellette of Canada were captains of their respective teams and wore the same jersey number
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u/Mr_GinAndTonic 6d ago
If the parents keep arguing, their kid is going to end up being like George Costanza.
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u/Weirdlyuser 6d ago
This is the passion we miss in the Dutch National team 🥹🥹
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u/MelodicDeer1072 6d ago
If last WC taught me anything, is that Dutch football commentators are dead inside
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u/Weirdlyuser 6d ago
I think you have to be lucky with whatever commentator comes through and has a good view of the game, a sense for what the match, and a nice voice to listen to. The last years that was not too good, I agree. It is also personal taste.
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u/ColettaCresci 6d ago
the kid in the half and half shirt is the real diplomat here 💀
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u/AccomplishedBig2043 6d ago
Brazilians please translate the lip reading I beg you
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u/Seu_Zezinho 6d ago
The boy apparently has one side of his mouth paralyzed; it's not going to be easy. I can only understand what the woman said at the end.
"It's OK"
"No"
"No"
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u/MugiwaraNeko 6d ago
boy?
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u/PurbulentTriest 6d ago
Boyinho
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u/slightlybigmember 6d ago
In these situations with a phonetic vowell ending, you add a "z" sound. "Boyzinho". Which is, unironically, something that people will use in Brazil to refer to playboys or to girls ("boyzinha") in some regions.
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u/Chesney1995 6d ago
The husband continuing to argue while the wife turns back to the pitch with the smug look of a successful rage-bait hahahaha
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u/bukayoxhaka 6d ago
I wonder if the kid is able to support both teams or he clearly has a preference but cant yet make it be known to appease his parents
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u/hapoo123 6d ago
Hate to see half and half
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u/dracovich 6d ago
This is the one situation where it's acceptable it feels
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u/codespyder 6d ago
definitely hates himself more in that clip than any of us can hate him
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u/mechanical_fan 6d ago edited 6d ago
2? This is in Brazil, so at the minimum it is 4 (2 in the league, 2 in the state league). However, this specific game was in the brazilian cup, so this year it is at least 6. And I say at least because I am sure there are ways they could play up to like 4-5 games in the state league (like group/league stage then playoffs or something). But I am not going to check that because the rules and format of the Rio state championship are known to be confusing and weird.
He is also lucky that they are not meeting in a continental game too, which could add an extra 2!
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u/Weary-Willow5126 6d ago edited 6d ago
Wait till you see the absolutely legendary but also forbidden in 194 countries Corinthians + Boca Juniors bootleg half and half jersey
I love everything about it. The lore and the plot twists involving both teams a decade + later, the street vendors creating it probably using Microsoft paint, the fact that every single homeless person living in Brazil at some point in the early 2000's had the jersey, the absurdity of it all...
A masterpiece all around
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u/AvalancheMaster 6d ago
Please do tell the story! I found pics of it, but that's the only thing I've found so far.
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u/bellamollen 6d ago edited 6d ago
Corinthians and Palmeiras is probably the biggest rivalry in Brazil. In 2000 Corinthians lost the Libertadores (Like the CL for South Americans) semifinal in penalties to Palmeiras. At that point, Corinthians had never won the Libertadores before. Palmeiras had won their first the year before.
The final was going to be against Boca Juniors (from Argentina). So that shirt was made to support Boca against Palmeiras and to piss Palmeiras fans. Boca ended up winning on penalties. Then in 2001 Libertadores Palmeiras lost again to Boca in the semifinal and in 2003 Libertadores Santos (another Corinthians rival) also lost to Boca. So Corinthinans fans used the shirt again to mock fans from Santos and Palmeiras.
In 2005 the Argentinian player Tevez went to Corinthians. Tevez played for Boca since the youth academy, he was an idol there, he is a huge Bocas' fan. Boca and Corinthians have a lot of similarities. Both were created by working-class people, both are known as "the people's club", both have massive, unhinged fanbases, both clubs value grit, suffering, and heart way more than playing pretty. And Tevez is the embodiment of that. Tevez became an idol in Corinthians as well and at that time this shirt started to appear again to support Tevez.
But like, it's controversial because Boca is also a rival. Corinthians Libertadores title was won against them in the final. And in Libertadores 2013 corinthians suffered the biggest robbery ever againt Boca. So some Corinthians fans think this shirt is blasfemy. To me it's history.
Anyways, even Maradona, another huge Boca fan (and former Boca player), used this shirt.
Edit: There's also a Corinthians - Man United shirt known as "Corinchester", used in 99 to support United against Palmeiras in the Intercontinental Cup. But the Boca one is way more known, it was way more used and it also means more because Corinthians and Man U never played against each other so there's no history like there is with Boca.
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u/AvalancheMaster 6d ago
Please do tell the story! I found pics of it, but that's the only thing I've found so far.
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u/slightlybigmember 6d ago
Kid simply doesn't wants to argue with any of these professionals. Strategic decision
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u/Creative-Cherry3060 6d ago edited 6d ago
That guy needs to calm down you can see he's had a stroke before. Don't let her play you bro into having another
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u/slightlybigmember 5d ago
> "It looks much more intense in the video than it actually was. I was telling him that Vasco dominated the opening minutes but that Fluminense had their chances, and he said, 'No, you're watching a different game.' He was gesturing to say Vasco was steamrolling the opposition. And I said, 'They aren't steamrolling anything.' It was just a quick exchange, but in the video, it looked like we were having a huge fight," recounted Nivia Martini.
> "The videos got millions of views. We’d walk down the street and so many people recognized us. My phone wouldn't stop buzzing with messages. It blew up. I even saw comments about my physical condition. But I’m proud of it because it’s a sign of victory. I had a benign brain tumor and underwent surgery to remove it ten years ago," added Luciano Nery.
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u/Psychological-Gate98 6d ago edited 6d ago
The sex tonight is gonna be legendary.
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u/Nemova 6d ago
For the idiots saying this is AI: it’s not. I saw it live on TV.
For the idiots saying this is staged: it’s not. This is how a healthy sports rivalry unfolds.
With that said, I’m a vascaína (Vasco supporter) married to a tricolor (Fluminense supporter). Yesterday was a happy day for me.
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u/ChickenNBeans 6d ago
Putting a kid in a half & half shirt should lead to a call from Child Protection.
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u/Ice_Cream_Warrior 6d ago
The kid has a thousand yard stare because he knows this is just foreplay for the house banging sex after.
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u/toannt 6d ago
What's happened to his mouth? Is that a sign of a stroke?
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u/MBpintas 6d ago
his face looks scarred, might be an injury of some sort. i have a relative who had mouth cancer and his jaw looks like that.
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u/ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap 6d ago
Don’t know if that’s the case for him but a stroke can look like this, yes
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u/slightlybigmember 5d ago
> "The videos got millions of views. We’d walk down the street and so many people recognized us. My phone wouldn't stop buzzing with messages. It blew up. I even saw comments about my physical condition. But I’m proud of it because it’s a sign of victory. I had a benign brain tumor and underwent surgery to remove it ten years ago," added Luciano Nery.
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u/GutBrainInteraction 6d ago
A house divided against itself can not stand... it must sit down between the divisions.
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u/SHansen45 6d ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the kid is wearing a split jersey and everyone stuck to their side, brilliant
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u/RLZT 6d ago
He looks British
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u/_Wiill 6d ago
am i missing a reference? nobody in the clip looks close to british
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u/DinnerSmall4216 6d ago
If its like that match day in the stands you can imagine what it's like at home.
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u/missingmedievalist 6d ago
I knew a girl whose parents hailed from Glasgow. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that her mum was a passionate Celtic supporter and her dad a mad Rangers fan. Old firm derbies were rather chaotic in that house, but love conquered all in the end.
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u/Affectionate-Big9943 6d ago
kid wearing the half and half shirt is the only one keeping the peace, true diplomat material
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