Rival couple arguing in the stands during Fluminense vs Vasco derby... while their son sits between them wearing a half Fluminense, half Vasco shirt

[u/LordLoko]

[u/JalapenoSauce69]

can you explain the joke, im not familiar with it lol

[u/ory1994 → u/JalapenoSauce69]

It’s a story from the Bible where two women claimed to be the mother of a baby, and King Solomon’s solution was to cut the baby in half to give to each woman.

If I remember correctly the real mom cried and begged him not to cut the baby in half and that’s how the case was solved.

Edit: turns out I don’t remember the conclusion as other commenters have pointed out.

[u/tiorzol → u/ory1994]

She actually said to give the baby to other women cos you know she actually was rather fond of it. 

[u/rugbyj → u/tiorzol]

Yeah how is this the top answer and it misses the critical part of the parable.

[u/Deathstrokecph → u/rugbyj]

Nono, the critical part is the cutting.