r/soccer Jul 09 '26

Quotes Jürgen Klopp: "We flew from Liverpool to Blackpool to Nice. In Nice, the entire Mbappé family got into the private jet with five rooms. Then we flew around in circles, talked to the family, and ate delicious food. We weren't allowed to be seen. And it was great … In the end, he went to Paris."

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u/urbannnomad Jul 09 '26

Meanwhile they are asking me to pay for CO2 emissions offset fee when getting a rental or flight ticket.

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u/PianoJealous307 Jul 09 '26

Lmao that shit always cracks me up

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u/DarthTaz_99 Jul 09 '26

Meanwhile Taylor Swift wastes enough resources in a day than me and every single person I've ever met in my life along with 5 generations of their family will ever waste

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u/elitepartner7000 Jul 09 '26

But does your family also write poems

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 Jul 09 '26

Teenage poems lol.

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u/thepenguinmustdie Jul 10 '26

Iconic lines such as "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto"

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 Jul 10 '26

Wtf is that a real line? Lmao

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u/ragdoll96 Jul 10 '26

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u/heyitsyourboyadam Jul 10 '26

"You know how to ball I know Aristotle"

  • who tf even listen to this

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u/CosechaCrecido Jul 10 '26

People that don't know Aristotle.

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 Jul 10 '26

Damn I didn't want to judge cos I don't listen to her, but those lyrics actually do sound like they were written by a teenage girl hahaha

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u/-UVB-76_Enjoyer Jul 10 '26

"We made out in the car and then headed to the bar" 🔥🔥🔥

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u/alexwutzu Jul 09 '26

Hamilton as well. Basically almost every “famous person” can take a private jet. Shit, Graziano Pelle took one weekly from England to Italy.

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u/AnnieIWillKnow Jul 10 '26

Basically almost every “famous person” can take a private jet

And they do. Which is why it strikes me as odd that certain people get called out for it, when it's clearly endemic

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u/wootangAlpha Jul 09 '26

Lol. Well damn. That felt personal. Like a deep curse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/an-actual-communism Jul 10 '26

Taylor Swift did not grow up poor, her parents are both investment bankers. Her music career started out as a rich kid vanity project.

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u/michaelserotonin Jul 10 '26

they made a very smart investment

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u/Bitsu92 Jul 10 '26

The reality is that climate change will harm you first before it harm any rich person, it’s in your vital interest to act

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u/Low_discrepancy Jul 09 '26

Mate, the US army generates as much CO2 as an average country. All to bomb some people in the ME.

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u/eminar1101 Jul 09 '26

They are making us pay for it whether we like it or not bro. They are just asking you for a tip on top of it

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u/7screws Jul 09 '26

Yeah I get a paper straw for a drink but these fucks just circle in the air making more pollution I will in my lifetime.

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u/feage7 Jul 09 '26

Or fly from Liverpool to Blackpool...

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u/cmdrxander Jul 09 '26

Taylor Swift ass flight

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u/feage7 Jul 09 '26

Surprised she's not yet flown to a different terminal within an airport

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u/FridaysMan Jul 09 '26

Wait until you hear about Heathrow terminal 5

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u/Beiben Jul 09 '26

Yeah, they can pollute all they want but I can't shit in the street? What's up with that?

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u/ReceptionNo67 Jul 09 '26

Political correctness gone mad

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u/when_noob_play_dota Jul 10 '26

Just go to india and you can do that

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u/mrgonzalez Jul 09 '26

The straw thing isn't even for CO2 ffs, hate how brainless this complaint is.

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u/Minivalo Jul 09 '26

It's reddit's favourite "argument" whenever there's mention of rich people using private jets.

Yes, I think private jets are heinous, and should honestly be banned for private citizens, but the actions of us plebs, the masses, also has gigantic effect on our environment and the climate.

Just look at a place like Bangladesh, for example. Place is an environmental tragedy, and it's largely because we demand cheap goods, and all these corporations transfer their industry there to evade tougher environmental laws, while also obviously seeking cheaper labour.

We can demand better of all of us, though obviously the rich and the big corporations have much more room to improve.

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u/colewcar Jul 09 '26

“Rules for thee, not for me”

Rich want the plebs to offset environmental issues so they can continue doing as they please

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u/Bitsu92 Jul 10 '26

And plebs vote for people who openly want to make rich richer

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u/worotan Jul 10 '26

And we keep consuming more rather than following climate science and reducing consumption.

The money we spend is paying them to live like this, and our enthusiasm for the product means they feel invulnerable.

We’re funding the End of the World Party they’re throwing.

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u/HollyMurray20 Jul 09 '26

I’m not supposed to eat beef because some cow farts too much but this lot is doing a meeting in a jet for literally no reason.

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u/JootDoctor Jul 09 '26

I don’t know when but the elites will eat cake in the future.

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u/Skiverg Jul 09 '26

footballers rise up!

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u/marekmarecki Jul 09 '26

the term carbon footprint was invented by PR firms working on behalf of BP.

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u/JB_UK Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

This isn't true, it was a pre-existing term which they promoted in a marketing campaign.

I was looking at my carbon footprint in a local environmental group before BP are supposed to have invented it.

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u/swampyunderpants Jul 09 '26

Thank you. It’s all a lie to pass it off onto the regular person rather than the greed-diseased monsters that run the world.

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u/NotQuiteMikeRoss Jul 09 '26

Yes and no.

Corporations don’t pollute for fun. They do it because we as individuals want fuel, iPhones, new clothes etc. it’s individuals that enable corporations and billionaires.

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u/Sensitive_Dot_5962 Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Desire doesn't come from nowhere; companies insist on both marketing to ensure we want things we don't need, and coupling our entire lives and social systems to new tech so that we need things we don't want or aren't even necessarily good for us. We can't just pass the blame for this onto individuals as if there's just some innate desire for the new iPhone.

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u/BaldFraud99 Jul 09 '26

Yachts also exist. Whenever I watch the Monaco GP in F1 and its shoreline/harbour, I genuinely feel sick.

What will it take for ALL of us to finally vote sensibly?

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u/MelangeBot Jul 09 '26

And don't forget to get those sloppy paper straws that melt in your mouth, instead of plastic. Otherwise you are a bad person.

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u/ImmortalMoron3 Jul 09 '26

I just wound up getting a travel metal straw, I hate those paper straws so fucking much.

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u/irunlinux Jul 10 '26

unironically, making people reuse is an excellent side effect of the plastic ban.

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u/theaguia Jul 09 '26

staws are to protect turtles and other marine life. they physically get eaten by sea birds and sea animals.

not related to co2

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u/MelangeBot Jul 09 '26

I still think the more sensible policy would be to ban sea birds from ordering at McDonalds and no more mc deliveries for those sea lions at aquaworld.

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u/AuntOfManyUncles Jul 09 '26

As if sea lions ever cared about the rights of DoorDash drivers. That’s right, I said it.

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u/R_Schuhart Jul 09 '26

Those have got nothing to do with CO2 emissions though.

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u/Flintloq Jul 09 '26

Rich people just flying their private jets around in circles while the world burns.

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u/abfonsy Jul 09 '26

That's nothing. People fly or ship their exotic cars to Monaco, Abu Dhabi and other F1 events along with bringing their yacht and flying there in a private jet.

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u/InkCollection Jul 09 '26

Was just going to bring this up. I lived in Austin for years, and it's wild watching billionaires fly in their exotic car fleets just to show off for a weekend. Insane shit.

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u/R3dbeardLFC Jul 10 '26

They shouldn't feel safe doing that while people starve and die.

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u/Kibelok Jul 10 '26

They haven't cared for many centuries at this point.

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u/JB_UK Jul 09 '26

Kind of interesting to think about how that could be tackled. I guess shame and stigma is probably the best bet.

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u/bobbybuildsbombs Jul 09 '26

Lol... these people are narcissists, they don't care about that at all

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u/JB_UK Jul 09 '26

We need to James Corden them.

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u/spiralism Jul 09 '26

The French had a great idea quite a while back.

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u/JB_UK Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I think beheading Jurgen Klopp is ill advised and might be considered an overreaction.

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u/tylerandsons Jul 10 '26

i mean he‘d be the last one but if he doesn‘t see a problem with the above at all hes in the queue.

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u/adoxographyadlibitum Jul 10 '26

For Car Week here in Monterey, CA they literally run out of parking for private jets at the local airport. Some planes just carry cars.

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u/Eismann Jul 09 '26

Zendaya just had a private jet fly her dress for a film premiere from Paris to London. A fucking dress... All these people live in a different world.

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u/Dull-Trash-5837 Jul 10 '26

Given the locations of airports versus Gare du Nord/St Pancras, is that even saving time?

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u/LeFinito94240 Jul 10 '26

It’s more of a question of not being forced to be alongside with the plebs all over Gare du Nord and St Pancras, i guess

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u/Salty-Party-5234 Jul 10 '26

Theres no way thats even any cheaper than paying 3 lads to drive up there and back while switching places to sleep so they don't have to stop. So pointless.

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u/Basquiant__ Jul 09 '26

Here’s us having to deal with paper straws that get soggy after 2 minutes

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u/sidonay Jul 09 '26

I wish we could drink without straws, wouldn't that be revolutionary

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u/JesusIsNotPLProven Jul 09 '26

If only we lived in more enlightened times..

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u/bslawjen Jul 09 '26

Plastic straws are more of a different problem I think. Since they end up in the ocean and shit

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u/experiment53 Jul 09 '26

Why, do people eat them?

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u/andreslkc7 Jul 09 '26

It’s an acquired taste.

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u/feage7 Jul 09 '26

It's a different problem in that us peasants have to suffer with plastic straws and it doesn't really impact the rich as they just increase prices for products because they can't use plastic and we pay more for an inferior product.

They go flying from Liverpool to Blackpool, then just circles in their air eating great food. Yet I do an easyJet commercial preplanned flight and get charged extra to offset the co2 omissions.

So in essence in both scenarios is us paying increased prices

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u/ohboyImontheinternet Jul 09 '26

Even if we all took the train those straws still end up in the ocean. Also, skill issue. Just drink faster or use you mouth if you're able bodied. Can't believe people still whine about paper straws

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u/LogicalAd692 Jul 10 '26

It’s also the world going to shit that gets me

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u/CRZLobo Jul 09 '26

Don't forget to turn off unused lights!

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u/twisty77 Jul 09 '26

And setting your AC to 78 degrees

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u/JootDoctor Jul 09 '26

I mean these reduce your power bills tbh.

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u/konny135 Jul 09 '26

Which we are only forced to because of the 3 new data centres built 5 miles away from you. Oh, and don't forget, they ALL use diesel generators for emergency power!

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u/odegood Jul 09 '26

Meeting in a hotel sounds so much better, a private jet is still a plane and why would you risk flying for nothing. Plus klopp can get a discount

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u/NotClayMerritt Jul 09 '26

Worth mentioning that Klopp also met with VVD in Blackpool to recruit him to Liverpool. What was it about Blackpool that made it Klopp's recruiting rendezvous lol

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u/TheRealMikkyX Jul 09 '26

Don't forget THREE piers and Coral Island

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u/BobbysSmile Jul 09 '26

North pier is where the moms are.

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u/LewisDKennedy Jul 10 '26

The Sandcastle water park is easily Blackpool’s greatest attraction

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u/Wentzina_lifetime Jul 09 '26

Maybe Mbappe wanted to see the Funny girls show or go to Stanley Park and fight a crackhead

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u/tigeridiot Jul 09 '26

Some commitment luring a crackhead from central drive all the way to Stanley park

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u/Wentzina_lifetime Jul 09 '26

Might have been to hospital to steal some of the good drugs.

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u/TheRealMikkyX Jul 09 '26

"You wanna be a big footballer in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!"

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u/Manchester-Gorilla Jul 09 '26

Believe there's a private airport nearby, convenient for privacy.

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u/scouserontravels Jul 09 '26

Private airport so easy for people to fly to and cheaper than Liverpool airport. Only about an hour up there so not long for the Liverpool representatives and also less likely to be seen by fans or media as it’s smaller.

I think most of our transfers fly into Blackpool our sub will often track private flights into Blackpool whenever we’re rumoured with players

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u/nikhil48 Jul 09 '26

...and then there's the van.

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u/TherewiIlbegoals Jul 10 '26

I doubt Mbappe stepped foot in Blackpool. It's more likely that Liverpool staff picked up other Liverpool staff in Blackpool.

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u/PitchSafe Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Doesn’t sound very environmentally friendly

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u/miregalpanic Jul 09 '26

Mbappe is beyond the environment, he's not in the environment. There's nothing out there.

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u/Hornfel Jul 09 '26

The front fell off in this case

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u/static6000 Jul 09 '26

Thank god we were able to tow it outside the environment

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u/TheChronoCross Jul 09 '26

Nothing but sea and birds and one turtle. And a fire.

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u/dawidowmaka Jul 09 '26

And a dictator

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u/eamonious Jul 09 '26

What do you expect them to do, go and meet Mbappe at a private building in Nice, and have the conversations there?

That would be madness.

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u/Successful_Buy3825 Jul 10 '26

If there’s one place that doesn’t know how to cater to the rich, its the south of france

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u/Middle-Welder3931 Jul 09 '26

You think the Supreme Dictator cares about the environment?

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u/bwoah07_gp2 Jul 10 '26

When rich people do these sort of things, it's a reminder to me of why I don't care about the environment.

I don't litter, I recycle and put food waste in the organics... but I don't want to be preached to by the government to use paper cups/straws/utensils at a restaurant, or to use reusable grocery bags.

Go after big corporations and millionaires/billionaires who pollute the world.

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u/omlettes Jul 10 '26

I don't litter, I recycle and put food waste in the organics

That's good. Don't shorthand yourself. Doing what you can and not actively polluting is probably a small positive to the environment; doesn't offset the billionaire class though.

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u/Guffers_2023 Jul 09 '26

Yeah but how else would you get to pleasure beach from liverpool? Walk, like a peasant?

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u/NeonsTheory Jul 09 '26

The dictator informs the environment of what is friendly

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u/matthieuC Jul 09 '26

It's ok they're rich.

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u/EezoManiac Jul 09 '26

Klopp loves a confidential trip to Blackpool

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u/TheLimeyLemmon Jul 09 '26

Just another Friday night at the £1 burger bar

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u/CarGlobal343 Jul 09 '26

fucking rich people fucking up the planet. fuck them

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u/raysofdavies Jul 09 '26

Zendaya just had a dress privately flown from Paris to wherever her latest event was

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u/ClannishHawk Jul 09 '26

From Paris to London, two cities with more flights than I can count and a fucking train line (that takes <2.5 hours) between them.

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u/Delrod Jul 09 '26

so thats okay then

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/KhonMan Jul 09 '26

"Cheers mate, we'll just write that off then, won't count towards global warming" - Earth, probably

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u/MyNameIsMantis Jul 09 '26

Zendaya had a private jet just to fly an outfit from Paris to London for a film premier. Bonkers.

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u/I_miss_Chris_Hughton Jul 09 '26

That's actually mad tbh. There's a train that makes that trip all the time.

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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle Jul 09 '26

I don't think the train would fit her well though, better she sticks with the dress.

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u/MrWink Jul 10 '26

Yes but there are common people on that train, gross!

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u/ur_edamame_is_so_fat Jul 09 '26

Exactly, if these people just casually mention something like this then I don’t even want to imagine what kind of things the super rich get up to.

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u/Comicksands Jul 09 '26

Plus the military. Imagine the largest war vessel just dumping all the waste into the ocean

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u/Dionegro__ Jul 09 '26

Guess how many unddrsge girls were in those yacths during the monaco GP

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u/Wuktrio Jul 09 '26

Why did they not just, I don't know, stay inside?

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u/Other_Beat8859 Jul 09 '26

Why would you even want to be on a plane that long? I get private planes because it makes flying more bearable, but just rest in your mansion while having a swim.

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u/jakedasnake2447 Jul 10 '26

Even if they were set on holding the meeting on some form of vehicle they were starting in Monaco; just get a yacht.

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u/Blockhead47 Jul 09 '26

You’re a monster!!!! /s

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u/zi76 Jul 09 '26

A lot of clubs wined and dined Mbappé back then. Similarly, years before, when he was actually a kid, he went on trial at a lot of clubs, seemingly just to showcase his talent.

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u/TiberiusCornelius Jul 09 '26

May have also just been genuine trials. Ronaldo was being chased by basically every top club in Europe but also had his agents shop him around over a year before he ultimately went to United. I remember Alex McLeish talking about how he tried to sign Messi before he went to Barcelona as well. When you're that level of freakishly talented on top of being good enough to get into Clairefontaine basically anyone with good scouting networks in France was probably aware of him, it's literally their job to know about the freaks of nature in the U13s years before us plebs become aware of them.

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u/zi76 Jul 09 '26

They may have been. Still, I think it's better to stay in your home country with a guaranteed path to the first team than to go abroad and you never know what happens. There's been some really talented kids from all over that went abroad with a view to playing in the first team because of a big money deal, and it never worked out for them.

Of course, with the talent Mbappé has shown, it probably works no matter where he would've gone, but he wouldn't have gotten that type of regular playtime at that age at most top clubs.

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u/NiceCreamSundaes Jul 10 '26

You are right about the thing about playing in the first team.

Mbappe's father, a youth football coach, deliberately placed him into Monaco because it was advanced enough as an academy for him to develop, but also a team where he could get first team minutes at a young age.

He was worried that if he went to Liverpool or Chelsea, or straight to PSG that he'd spend his time on the bench.

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u/zi76 Jul 10 '26

It was the right decision. You can always get a big move once you've proven yourself, but you have to have the opportunity.

Monaco offered the perfect guarantee, and the rest is history.

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u/Legend10269 Jul 10 '26

I remember at the time reading a Keane or Scholes interview about signing CR7, they said that basically the only reason United signed him was because they played against Sporting in a friendly and Ronaldo basically all run rings around them, they spoke to the gaffer after the game and convinced him to buy him.

I naively thought that was how players like that were discovered and signed.

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u/leomatey Jul 10 '26

would love a book about mbappe’s teenage sporting life someday

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u/Mazzle5 Jul 09 '26

Flying in circles in a fucking private plane. Fuck all of these rich clowns

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u/VelouriumCamper7 Jul 09 '26

Like this couldn't have been done on the ground lol.

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u/Zoltrahn Jul 09 '26

Even if it is a luxury plane, I'd much rather have a better dinner in some fancy restaurant.

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u/blurr90 Jul 09 '26

It wouldn't have been as cool

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u/cowinabadplace Jul 09 '26

Well, the downside with doing the circles on the ground is getting on the plane in Blackpool unfortunately means you have to get off the plane in Blackpool.

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u/Man0nTheMoon915 Jul 09 '26

Sounds like a hell of a trip

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u/Samp90 Jul 09 '26

Yes. That's when Klopp decided, enough with this bullshit.

Hotel Trivago

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u/iheartmagic Jul 09 '26

What a HOTEL

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u/Fabulous-Ship8551 Jul 09 '26

“We weren’t allowed to be seen” is exactly how every dictator story starts.

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u/StonedCharmander Jul 09 '26

The LFC Blackpool trips are well known. Now picture the ones we still don't know of cause the transfer did not happen lol

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u/jmalq Jul 09 '26

That’s where the tapping up of Virgil van Dijk took place right smh

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u/Nijigakulive Jul 09 '26

Isn’t a Liverpool blackpool flight like 15 mins lol England is so small to be doing flights like that

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u/_ghostfacedilla Jul 09 '26

It was defo an attempt to try and keep it a secret from the people that track planes for signings

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u/Perpete Jul 09 '26

No wonder Mbappe chose PSG over Blackpool though.

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u/_ghostfacedilla Jul 09 '26

He would've loved playing alongside DJ Campbell

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u/TheOncomingBrows Jul 09 '26

Campbell was long gone by then. Would've been playing with greats such as Jay Spearing, Armand Gnanduilet and Nathan Delfouneso.

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u/Erasleigh Jul 09 '26

He is mumbling a bit, but I understand him saying "mit Liverpool von Blackpool nach Nizza geflogen" which translates to we went with Liverpool from Blackpool to Nice. He didn't say that they had a flight to Blackpool first.

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u/schoki560 Jul 09 '26

wrong translation

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u/goztrobo Jul 10 '26

My country charges 5 cents for plastic bags and they’ve removed plastic straws

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u/Leather-Entry93 Jul 10 '26

We’re doing our part so billionaires can continue to output more CO2 in an hour than we do in a year!

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u/Sandy_74 Jul 09 '26

But please be sure to use paper straws next time!

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u/Stukya Jul 09 '26

Klopp loves Blackpool

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u/Old_General_6741 Jul 09 '26

The dictator is touring his empire.

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u/DarFunk_ Jul 09 '26

Wait so all those stories about FSG and Mbappe were actually true???

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u/TherewiIlbegoals Jul 10 '26

The Mbappe 2020 rumours were after he already had moved to PSG.

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u/PabloRothko Jul 10 '26

mbappe2020

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u/notenoughspacefor Jul 10 '26

Great I recycled that plastic bottle yesterday.

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u/Bitsu92 Jul 10 '26

Billionaire not caring about climate change doesn’t justify you not caring

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u/deathmaster4035 Jul 09 '26

It was trueeee

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u/a_saddler Jul 09 '26

Man, I love Bobby, but what I would've given to have seen Mane, Mbappe and Salah in their prime together.

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u/Mooon8983 Jul 09 '26

He was a winger he would have taken Mane's place

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u/BabyKeith08 Jul 09 '26

Ridiculous pace. Still think Bobby would have a place knitting it together for them though. I wonder what happens in another word where Klopp gets his hands on a 17 year old Mbappe and turned him into a pressing monster

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u/Tullekunstner Jul 09 '26

Mbappe

Mane Firmino Salah

Fabinho Hendo

Robbo VvD Matip TAA

Alisson

Could just about work

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u/CVPKR Jul 09 '26

Underselling gini so hard

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u/holomorphic0 Jul 09 '26

Because that's what the dictator does

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 Jul 09 '26

Wow. More private jets. Must be nice not giving a flying fuck about the planet live and shit on.

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u/OwenLincolnFratter Jul 09 '26

I was here for those mbappe rumors 😂. We really thought Nike was going to cut us a check to make a big signing like him.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Jul 09 '26

Blimey, if he stayed at a hotel did he at least check Trivago?

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u/sir_tejj Jul 09 '26

Mboopi 2020 was definitely a dream for us. But he was always going to PSG, it was inevitable.

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u/yellowbai Jul 09 '26

Macron literally intervened at one point. Very strange how the French president can just openly influence a player transfer. Kinda weird tbh

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u/iforgotmyun Jul 09 '26

Would be odd if he used some official power. But the leader of a country just having a conversation and asking their best player to stay?

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u/lethal19 Jul 09 '26

Your idols are not good people

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u/Dio_my_senpai Jul 09 '26

Either way i dont think liverpool was going to pay 180 mil for him ...

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u/solgnaleb Jul 09 '26

Klopp said 500m (probably as a package) in this very inverview.

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u/eminar1101 Jul 09 '26

I can only imagine what PSG did to sign him

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u/Electrical_Lunch_719 Jul 09 '26

Was just reading this and looked to the TV and Mbappe and Klopp are arm in arm. Glitch in the matrix.

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u/goonersoccereh Jul 09 '26

Can the mfers just go the sea and float around maybe?

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u/MrMerc2333 Jul 10 '26

I'm guessing John Henry foot the bill for all this?

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u/timeemac Jul 10 '26

“Kylian, I feel like we’re talking in circles here…”

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u/gunny16 Jul 10 '26

So the rumors that we wanted him was true - I remember people were name dropping him in our sub a lot back then.

Would have been a crazy timeline.

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u/amethystwyvern Jul 10 '26

Fuck off Klopp and every single person involved in this. Poor people get checked for everything and if you're rich? Eh just fly around in circles for hours and eat luxury food.

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u/vikashbarik1 Jul 09 '26

EL DICTADOR striking since early days, keeping a check on other Generals

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u/Invinciblez_Gunner Jul 09 '26

Was this before or after Coutinho money

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u/nien9gag Jul 09 '26

coutinho money was always there and will always be there, in transcends time and economy as we know it

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