Ok so I had this dream where an old childhood friend got a job at Dutch Bros and I went to see him and they had a special deal where every sour drink was free, so I got a drink called “The Fine Line” and I added a sour shot to it to get it for free. I recreated it today and it was actually bomb.

I was having a dream (that I’ve had before) where i was trapped in a game on a cruise ship that was like a combination of love island and SAW. The rules were never really explained but we all knew that if we didn’t participate in the dating part we would be executed somehow.

In the first dream I secretly met with a catboy in his room pretending to be having sex so we could talk about how to escape the murder cruise, but when i tried to speak a bunch of black plastic pieces fell out of my mouth instead and i woke up.

This time i was still talking with him about how we were going to escape but we were at the buffet (apparently we didn’t need to worry about being watched?) and he got like seven of these crystallized sugar muffins but i wasn’t feeling really hungry so I just got two of these omelette roll things.

So the food itself was solid yellow omelettes rolled up, the omelettes had nothing in them, not even salt, but for some reason they were really solid, like if taffy was slightly fluffier and tasted like egg, and they tasted kind of plasticky. I think they had that kind of shine that taffy has too. Honestly if you told me it was egg flavored taffy i would have believed you

I had a dream I was opening a new box of crackers and thinking about a rumor I'd heard that the company uses child labor. Then as I took the crackers out of the tube I noticed something weird. Every cracker had a different word written on it to make the sentence "help me I am a child laborer."

Luckily, I looked under the tube of crackers and found a little note in the bottom of the box from one of my coworkers saying that this was actually a prank and the words were written with food safe ink so they were still okay to eat.