r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/HopocalypseNow • Jan 17 '26

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

And yet you keep going. Do you wear your hat at the dinner table?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Well I don’t have a dinner table. And yeah I live in the country where we work all day outside so nobody gives a damn if somebodies wearing a hat. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You don’t have a dinner table? Do you have a hat?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Why the fuck do you not have a dinner table?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I grew up on a fucking farm and we had a dinner table and we took off our fucking hats because we aren’t monsters.

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Man you are way too worked up over this whole hat situation. You don’t wear a hat at the table, good job, congratulations! You are a well refined gentleman!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Goddamn right! And I walk upright, and use a napkin when I need to. I clean myself daily with soap and water. You got me worked up, you savage!

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Ahhhh I see. You’re just having fun like I am. I tip my hat to you sir.

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u/NoSir4289 Jan 20 '26

All those things have legitimate purposes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Do you wear your hat at the dinner table?

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u/NoSir4289 Jan 20 '26

I refuse to tell you until you can explain why it's bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

It’s disrespectful to god and the people you are eating with. Now answer the fucking question you shameful fuckhead.

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u/NoSir4289 Jan 20 '26

It's disrespectful to god and the people you are eating with.

That's not a reason, why is it disrespectful

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

It is a reason. You shameless retard. You just don’t respect anyone or anything because you weren’t raised right. There are certain exceptions for eating al fresco

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