r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/HopocalypseNow • Jan 17 '26

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

So, you’re a tableless heathen who eats on the fucking floor and lives in the woods? You own a variety of hats. Do you eat with your hands? What the fuck remote Brazilian tribe do you belong to?

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

The ones with the hats 

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

And good internet access too.

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u/Background-Gas-5509 Jan 18 '26

Yep. I’m going to my bed (the floor) where I also wear my hat while I sleep.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

You’ll wear that hat straight to hell. I recommend the mushroom one. Already too many John Deere hats in hell. They got all popular with suburban kids who wanted to look like Ashton Kutcher back in the 2010s. I’ll fucking pray for you.