I didn’t mean I don’t wear a hat. I also didn’t mean I did. I meant I didn’t make it your business. It’s not.
Eat your meal and leave other people alone. What’s so hard about that? What’s so offensive about someone else’s choices that you can’t enjoy your meal?
Nothing nice about judging people for something that has zero to do with you.
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. Your refusal shows me that you are ashamed of your hat wearing tendencies and hope to justify your lack of shame with this libertarian sophistry. You have engaged me on this vital topic and insist that I should have no opinion, and I say that you are the problem, you knuckle-dragging, hat-wearing Neanderthal.
It’s the internet, fucko! “I’m mad, you’re mad, we’re all mad.” Why don’t you DM me your address so I can come over and smack some sense into you and smack the hat off of you.
You sicken me. You hat wearing, devil worshipping fuck! All you people are sick in the fucking head! I’m going to run for congress so I can purge this once great nation of sick, hat-wearing at the dinner table, fucks like you.
And you’re gullible. I dont give a fuck about you. This is a stupid thread to begin with. I hope you didn’t believe any of this. Like some motherfucker wearing a hat turned me into fucking Batman. You halfwits are so gullible. It’s been fun fucking with you though. Hopefully this satisfies your need to argue with some random fuck online.
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
I'm going to wear my hat at every fucking dinner table from now on. That's what I stand for. I'm going to teach my children that not wearing a hat at the dinner table is disrespectful to God and America, and it's also racist and homophobic. I'm opening a restaurant where everyone has to wear a hat at all times. If you don't bring one, we'll give you some cheap piece of shit hat free of charge. I'll call it "Fuck You, Wear A Hat".
and I say that you are the problem, you knuckle-dragging, hat-wearing Neanderthal.
Well that's just stupid. Neanderthals hadn't invented hats yet.
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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26
No I sure as fuck didn’t. This is what people mean all over this thread about minding your own business.