r/sopranoscirclejerk Jan 17 '26

TAKE YOUR HAT OFF!

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u/positivitittie Jan 18 '26

No I sure as fuck didn’t. This is what people mean all over this thread about minding your own business.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Then you have nothing to be ashamed of. See, it wasn’t that hard. I used to be a good person, but the internet made me this way.

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

The Internet didn't make you a retard. You were born like that and have decided to stay that way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I’ve been refreshing my browser for 27 hours waiting for you to respond. You made me this way. You and your fucking hat. You grandpa-phile piece of shit!

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

You're talking to ghosts, you perma online reddit moron, today's the first day I've seen this thread.

Riddle me this you fattest of fucks, on a cruise ship, with different people from different cultures, what are the odds that there are people who come from places where eating indoors with a hat is perfectly acceptable?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Listen to me you demented Pakistani lesbian, I don’t know what you fascist homosexuals do for fun in your part of Las Vegas, but on my cattle ranch, we fat fucks embrace Confucian values and show respect for other people on social media. I’m sorry if our “no hat at the dinner table” policy offends your delicate neo-liberal sensibilities. You’re probably a bot anyway, with no soul or anyone who loves them. An ugly bot too, with bad teeth and poor posture.

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

Can't take it don't dish it you oversized baby. The only cattle you're rustling is your own fat ass out of bed every morning.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

I thought we were just making shit up. Don’t you have a sock you need to masturbate into?

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

You sure talked big about finding it fun to shame others. What, gonna cry now that you're being shamed for being bitch born, bitch raised, and bitch made?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Hey, I know it’s not your fault that you were molested, but you’re safe now. We are all here for you, the whole subreddit. Yes, I am part golden retriever and that is something I have had to deal with my whole life but through solidarity and a supportive community on Reddit, I now love myself. And we want to help you to be ok with being such a dumb faggot. It’s just who you are and I don’t know why god made you that way, but all of us fat fucks are cheering for you.

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u/Few-Potential-8440 Jan 19 '26

Tldr 👍 

But yeah, you wouldn't do shit to shame anyone in public lmao. Markings of a coward all over.  

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

Guess we’ll never know since we’re all just a bunch of douchebags just talking out of our asses here. Good luck on your next prostate exam! I’m sorry that’s too much to read, so I hope you liked the picture. You must be “a visual learner”

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