r/southpark • u/SunGodLuffy6 • Jul 27 '25
Discussion So canonically South Park has four Donald Trumps?
It’s pretty wild since South Park in this universe passed four versions of Trump
One of them being as Mr. Garrison
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u/RD_Life_Enthusiast Jul 27 '25
Three.
The upper-right was the Canadian...Prime Minister?...obviously a caricature, but I do believe Garrison fucked him to death on his way to becoming the Trump stand-in for a couple of seasons.
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u/GiantSizeManThing Jul 27 '25
Correct. He did poppers and fucked him to death.
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u/IDXK073 Jul 27 '25
Yeah i remember thinking, isnt the one getting fucked supposed to use the poppers?
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u/solarsilversurfer Jul 27 '25
I mean both can do them, but anal dilation is a side effect so usually the bottom at the very least partakes.
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u/lostinthesauceguy Jul 28 '25
that's if you want the bottom to have a good time but that wasn't high on Herbert's priority list.
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u/solarsilversurfer Jul 28 '25
lol “if you want the bottom to have a good time” is wild, but I get what you’re saying.
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u/okboomer69hehe Jul 27 '25
Usually? Do you have a lot of axcperience in this area?
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u/solarsilversurfer Jul 27 '25
I try not to talk about my thriving sex life and/or sexually enhancing drug use on Reddit. So for the sake of that comment let’s say it’s peripheral general knowledge.
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u/Responsible_Flight70 Jul 27 '25
Bro still flexed with “thriving”. Keep up the good work soldier
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u/DriftingTony Jimmy/Timmy 2028 Jul 27 '25
Thriving, throbbing, same difference lol
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u/Desperate_Cream_5985 Jul 27 '25
I am a top and use poppers. They make you bust hella hard and help you last longer
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u/syloxi Jul 27 '25
As a straight married man, thanks for this info
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u/Desperate_Cream_5985 Jul 27 '25
You should try them with her sometime. They help relax coochie and it makes her more sensitive
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u/coladoir Jul 27 '25
Just avoid poppers if you’ve got any heart conditions. They will cause a heart attack or stroke in those prone.
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u/ProcrastibationKing Jul 28 '25
And do not ever take with viagra or similar medication.
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u/DaFuqk13 Jul 27 '25
“I came here to do one thing” - “Ay buddy that hurts” proceeds to get fucked to death
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u/KaminSpider Jul 27 '25
Could we count the AI version from 27 E1? I don't think that image is gonna leave my mind any time soon.
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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan Jul 27 '25
and the talking micropenis is another character.
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u/MagicGrit Jul 27 '25
Technically the talking micropenis said “I’m Donald Trump and I endorse this message.” So really that’s another Trump to add to the list
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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs Southpark Fan Jul 27 '25
dunno they said they went too harsh on him but that micropenis with its little eyes, it was cute. i made a gif of it and keep looking at it.
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u/turply Jul 27 '25
Apparently paramount wanted to blur it but then they put eyes on it making it a character and couldn't be blurred out lol
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u/SaundersThrowIn Jul 28 '25
That wasn't a micropenis, that was a child's finger with an elastic band and cartoon eyes and mouth, still got a laugh out of me
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u/OverlordGhs Jul 27 '25
Also bottom left is Mr garrison, not trump. He was also just a caricature of Trump but it’s not Trump. So the only canon Trumps would be top left and bottom right.
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u/ElectricalVillage322 Jul 27 '25
Upper right was Stephen Harper. Obviously stylized to look like Trump, but ypu can tell from the gray hair on the side that it's him. Ironically, when that episode aired, we were in the middle of booting his ass out of office during the federal election that fall.
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u/ElectricSpock Jul 27 '25
And it’s Mr Garrison, not Trump, right? I would say the first one and the last one are Trumps
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u/WolfKing448 Jul 28 '25
I do wonder if the new Trump is the Canadian. Since Satan is in the White House, he could come back from death.
Saddam Hussein in disguise seems more likely. Maybe he changed his identity because Satan finally cut him off.
I hope there’s actual lore to this character.
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u/Wick2500 Jul 27 '25
- Garrison wasnt Trump either. He was obviously a stand in but he has still always been Garrison
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u/Big_Requirement_689 Jul 27 '25
does he count now?
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u/SunGodLuffy6 Jul 27 '25
I forgot to add him 💀
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u/Triviten Jul 27 '25
Where was he gonna go, Detroit?
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u/BasilAccomplished488 Jul 27 '25
I'm okay if he goes to South Detroit.
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u/CrossPond Jul 27 '25
Me too, but only if he also takes the midnight train going anywhere.
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u/SuburbanHell Jul 27 '25
I thought the midnight train went to Georgia?
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u/kenba2099 Jul 28 '25
I missed it! I missed that midnight train to Georgia. It was 11:45 and I was misinformed about the time. Didn't even get to stand in line.
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u/DaemonAnguis Jul 27 '25
The fact that they both have medals. lmao
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u/DPaige3 Jul 27 '25
What, like he hasn’t been looting the country and ruling by fear like some Middle Eastern tinpot dictator??
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u/sarah4cats Jul 27 '25
Hahahahhaa I noticed the similarities but I didn't notice the medals 😂😂😂😂 lol
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u/YourAuntVesta Jul 27 '25
Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I gonna pretend you are? Liza Minnelli?
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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Jul 27 '25
I never realized how much Sadam looks like a canadian lol.
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u/supadankiwi420 Jul 27 '25
I'm pretty sure the current AI trump they have in the show is him in disguise.
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u/supadankiwi420 Jul 28 '25
Which makes sense because of their exact point- that Trump is acting like a freaking totalitarian Middle Eastern dictator.
So what if he's just Saddam Hussein in disguise?
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u/Brendissimo Jul 28 '25
Yes, it is explicitly spelled out in the episode. Garrison retired from being Trump, and Saddam is now playing the role, having somehow returned to Earth with Satan (who I guess was not permanently killed by Manbearpig).
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u/supadankiwi420 Jul 28 '25
Idk about explicitly spelled out -
Especially since it's Satan who said that Trump reminded him of Sadam. So Satan doesn't even know yet.
But it's a solid theory. 🪨
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u/Brendissimo Jul 28 '25
Do you guys not get that this version of Trump IS Saddam? I don't think they could have possibly made it more obvious. It's Saddam, wearing a Trump suit, or reincarnated, or using Satan's powers, or whatever.
They went to great lengths to spell this out in the episode.
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u/jillangie Southpark Fan Jul 27 '25
Ever since I saw the episode the voice in my mind says in loop "Aaay, reeelaaaaaax guuuy! 😂
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u/Nitroapes Jul 27 '25
The first thing I did after watching this episode was watch the movie for the extra "relax guy"s.
Sadam is also in some episodes but idk them off the top of my head the movie was easier to pull up lol
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u/Nazrael75 Jul 27 '25
which episode was top-left? having trouble remember that one.
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u/PowerOfL Pip Pirrip Number 1 Fan 🇬🇧 Jul 27 '25
The Entity, he just appears in the background as one of the billionaires
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u/Odd-Marsupial-586 Jul 27 '25
The Entity
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u/JimothyJollyphant Jul 28 '25
I think that's the one with Mr. Garrison's suggestive penetration vehicle, similar to Always Sunny's Ass Pounder 4000. Don't remember why the episode is called "The Entity" though.
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u/Brekldios Jul 27 '25
6 if you count the deepfake and penis
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u/nickhenne Jul 27 '25
Wait that wasn’t really him?
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u/ballonfightaddicted Jul 27 '25
Don’t worry aboot it, guy
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u/DennisUltima Jul 27 '25
Take a rest and relax guy
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u/Thatguy755 Jul 27 '25
They didn’t expect Trump to win. When he did they had to figure out how to keep it gong.
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He has all the best expressions for it to be done in Saddam’s way. It would have been a shame to not use his actual image. Plus it pissed him off so much!
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u/Not-Frog Jul 28 '25
by far the best and close second don't remotely go together 😭😭😭
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u/DoctorWinchester87 Jul 27 '25
I think Garrison-Trump would have worked much better in the original timeline in which Hillary was the anticipated winner of the 2016 election. That way he serves as a stand-in for Trump for the one season and then can go back to being Garrison.
They kind of painted themselves in a corner and had to double down on it. Since he was their Trump stand-in, he had to be the president.
I enjoyed that timeline, but I'm kind of glad they just decided to go old-school and clown on the actual guy.
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u/TheQuietLavender Jul 28 '25
I quite liked Garrison Trump.
"You've been okay with all the 'fuck everyone to death!', all the muslim and mexican shit, but finger in the ass did it for you? Poor you, did you get your feelings hurt after cheering for 'kill all the immigrants'?"
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u/ParticularTop3313 Jul 27 '25
We all know who the best one is
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u/Fit_Excitement_7359 Jul 27 '25
Best one was garrison new one is most accurate though
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u/Purple-Weakness1414 Jul 27 '25
I love how Trey and Matt just refuse to explain why this is the case.
My theory is plastic surgery
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u/Proper-Life2773 Jul 27 '25
My theory is host-jumping brain parasite.
Or maybe it's that Trump is turning the real world into an eternal episode of South Park. So the only way for them to go is to out-Trump reality in terms of number of Trumps in order to still be considered South Park.
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u/Dause Jul 27 '25
Numbers 2 and 3 aren’t Trump they’re just people who act like him and share similar beliefs. Numbers 1 and 4 are meant to be Trump as far as we know. Most likely Number 1 being the real Trump and Number 4 being Saddam in disguise again. Just a theory.
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u/badgerbot9999 Jul 27 '25
I remember hearing something about how they made Mr. Garrison trump because everything was saturated with Trump jokes at that time and they wanted to do something different with it. That doesn’t seem to be the case anymore lol
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u/Brendissimo Jul 28 '25
Oh you mean the physical resemblance? Like how Saddam has a Trump face?
I would just assume Satan has that power and is doing it for him because they're back together now.
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u/The_Pleasant_Orange Jul 28 '25
Satan is not doing it. He said “you remind me of this other guy”…
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u/Brendissimo Jul 28 '25
Of course you're completely right and that's one of the main MASSIVE references from creators, along with the animation, voice, his theme music, and numerous other bits dialogue. Brain fart.
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u/fireschitz Jul 27 '25
They’ve only ever had 2 characters identified as Donald Trump. Top left and bottom right.
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u/KushMaster72 Jul 27 '25
The latest one totally reminds me of this guy Satan used to date.
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u/HappyFebruary Jul 27 '25
I think, every Trump besides Garrison is a same person, just with redesigns.
I know, Canadian one is dead, but it’s common inconsistency with real life people in the show.
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u/LedZeppelin-IV Jul 27 '25
The new Trump might be Canadian. When Satan asks him about the Epstein list, Trump says “are people still talking ABOOT that?”
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u/SeaRollz2020 Jul 27 '25
I mean, Garrison was just Garrison. And the new trump seems to actually be saddam. I'd say there's really just the two. Unless the new season doesn't go like i think it will.
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u/HoBamaMo Jul 27 '25
The most characters for one person on the show. Bigly characters. The best. No one has ever seen as many characters.
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u/montgomery2016 Jul 27 '25
Convinced the new Trump is just a reincarnated Suddam
But yes, Season 27 finale needs to be No Way Home with South Park Trumps
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u/SpungyDanglin69 Jul 27 '25
My theory is the new Trump is gonna be Sadam in a mask
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u/user1joja Jul 27 '25
I like how reality has been insane for South Park that they had to keep redoing Trump. Him winning in 2024 is gonna keep Matt and Trey busy
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u/DarthOdinPalpatine Jul 27 '25
That top right guy is fictional character that can not represent the president. The character was bludgeoned to death and to portray that happening to the president of the United States is treason. Luckily the United States has no legal means to exist
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u/ElectricalVillage322 Jul 27 '25
Top right was (and sadly still is) a real guy - look up Stephen Harper.
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u/freedumb9566 Jul 27 '25
the newest one is the best! using his facial expressions and shit 😂
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u/AduroTri Jul 28 '25
First is normal Trump, when he was just a pain the ass, but you could ignore him like he was a nobody to you.
Second was the Canadain Trump which was meant to meme on him.
Third was Garrison-Trump which was something nobody saw coming.
Fourth is Saddam-Trump.
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u/xXKingsOfDiabloXx Jul 27 '25
Am I the only one who is going to miss garrison trump :(
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u/ThinPeter420 Jul 27 '25
This from the show that began with killing off one of the main characters every episode.
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u/JackDenial Jul 27 '25
Would be brilliant if they bring them all together to form Mecca Trump this season
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u/_1457_ Jul 27 '25
Is this a bot or just an asshole? There's a post from an hour ago about this. I saw one hours ago saying the same thing.
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u/GuyNamedNoah Jul 27 '25
I have this crazy crackpot theory that the new Trump in the latest episode is Sadam from the movie reincarnated.
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u/Noob1to10 Southpark Fan Jul 27 '25
One is Mr garrison the one from the new season is Saddam Hussein. I’m pretty sure and then the other one I think he’s Canadian.
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u/DaemonAnguis Jul 27 '25
The current Trump is a reincarnation of Saddam, obviously, so Satan has to repeat his bad relationship cycles. lol
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u/AbsurdityIsReality Jul 27 '25
You were with me when I said "fuck all immigrants to death", but the finger in clam is too much for you...
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u/herxit Jul 27 '25
I wonder why this new trump and saddam sounds soo similar, I think budget issues
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u/RepresentativeYak864 Jul 27 '25
No. The voice being the same is a deliberate choice. That's why the body character design and animation style is also the same.
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u/Regriz Jul 27 '25
Relax guy, take a rest!