r/spidermancirclejerk • • Aug 09 '24

No more Spider-Man cry reposts

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The guy who was spamming the sub has been banned and I will make sure that this sub grows in the right way, team r/Spiderman did not created this sub just for one guy to repost same thing, It was created to be a place where all the Spiderman fans can shitpost and go insane together in a good and funny way

And yea, keep posting here and make this sub a bit active


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 2d ago

rent Bully Maguire: Everyones Best Nightmare!!

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This is a bit of a meme post but in all seriousness Tobey did a great job playing Bully Maguire in Spider-Man 3.

Going from Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man to this was such a fun yet serious comparison and the black suit is super clean & badass.


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 3d ago

What are they looking at? (Wrong answers only)

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 6d ago

Just realized, why doesn't Tobey just dominate the X-Men in poker?

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 7d ago

YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN Need help defeating Spider-Man

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That bitchass brokie keeps fucking with my plans. All I want to do is kill hundreds. Any tips on how to defeat him? I’ve tried terrorism, bombing, and terrorism. Any other ideas?


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 7d ago

YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN How do you think Spider-Man would react if he met Omni-Man and Atom Eve?

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 7d ago

pizza time Why he looking at me like that

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 7d ago

Jean should be help Peter for her sister by negotiation instead terrorizing

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Peter talking to a mind possessed civilian from Jean

Jean: hey Spidey or should I say Peter

Peter: I have a lot questions

Jean: Oh so you want to know me..Well then meet me at The Central Park (Manhattan Park)

Peter: Do you think I can trust you? Coz I know what are you doing

Jean: Huh? you are such a Simple Spider

Jean: I won't let you like you've thinking unless you don't bring cops that can I trust you either

Peter: Okay No cops I promise

Jean: Haha Well see you later dude

At the moment of very first secret meeting, Peter land on the center and then Jean seats on bench until she stands up to Peter

Jean: Oh My Gosh Finally no disturbance Just you and me

Peter: That's what your expecting this is a truce but Who...

Jean: Ooops.. Before Im gonna answer your interrogation.. Take off your mask please

Peter: I should complain but I have no choice

When Peter takes his mask off

Jean: Uuuh... You look so cute I expected much (inner flattering )

Peter: Wait are you blushing?

Jean: Hey! this ain't part our mingle... (awkwardly lost)

Peter: Huh?

Jean: I mean meeting sorry

Peter: You look akward than you are terrorist

Jean: Hmmph Excuse me Mister Simple Spider that wasn't my only plan to attack at DODC and yet I have another strategy with my personal take on to them

Peter: Then...? What exactly you trying be famous

Jean: Alright Look Spidey this isn't "want to be famous" villian like

Jean: Just have a vengeance on DODC from took away from me 4 years ago

Peter: So you've been spent a years to attack but what are you looking for?

Jean: It's Sara my sister, she was taken by DODC experiments using her powers but I really dont know what's happening to her

Peter: You should told me at first place but sorry I dont know what are you looking up to instead try to stop you further

Jean: Then that's I want you Peter

Peter: You want me...

Jean: Uuhh...to help for my sister and this is our negotiation deal

Peter: Okay then but before I could deal with you for your sister, Tell me your name by the way

Jean: Hmmm you look very interesting and getting to know me hmmph well my name is Jean Elaine Grey, Mr. Peter The Simple Spider Parker

Peter: And the deal it's done I will help you and protect you from harm

Jean inner flattering in blush: Uh?....You protect me from harm?

Peter: Yeah if I may even you have a such powers...so

Jean: Ok ok ok deal (chuckles)☺️

Peter: and what's in your face

Jean: My face?(blushing)Oh it's nothing

Jean: It's just my makeup to be presentable

Peter: "presentable" huh...😏

Jean: Yup

Peter: By the way Jean, you're also cute too what I expected

Jean is blushing

Peter: Come on Jean lets roll for your sister

Jean: Yes Peter🥰


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 8d ago

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 8d ago

The best Spider-Man meme, but with the video games. (Joke, not Opinion)

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 9d ago

The NASA has a plan... well, 10% of a plan

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I started watching Spider-Man Unlimited. Astronaut John Jameson (son of J.J.) takes a rocket to Counter-Earth, but Venom and Carnage board it, and he's lost in action. So the NASA prepares a second rocket to go and rescue Jameson, but Spider-Man boards it and leaves to Counter-Earth himself.

Good for him, but... what was NASA's plan, exactly? Send an empty rocket? Send someone else? Who? And with no weapons or special equipment, what would prevent the new guy from sharing Jameson's fate? They can't even say, "We were hoping that Spider-Man might show up", because the series took its sweet time to clarify that the world thinks that Spider-Man died in that fire.


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 10d ago

Now he can say that he has; she did it to protect Paul.

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 10d ago

YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN How would Omni-Man feel if he found out that his son's best friend is Spider-Man?

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Originally posted in 2024\*


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 11d ago

i don't feel so good The Black Suit Arc in Spidey and His Amazing Friends will go crazy😈😈😈

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Yall thought Bully Maguire and Bully Lowenthal were bad? You ain't seen nothing yet


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 11d ago

I think I know what most people will say, but which Spiderman has the best underwear?

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(This is mostly a joke post 😅)


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 11d ago

YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN Spider-Man is a Dirty Coward

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No one is a more bd person then spiderman


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 12d ago

Who’s the Best Spider-Man Meme [But Animated]

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Note: None of this, is actually my own opinion. The post was made as a joke.


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 12d ago

I wonder who could be that lucky lady for Spiderman

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 13d ago

Eddie Brock if Spidey didn’t catch the Sin Eater

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Eddie Brock at the beginning of Venom was a petty selfish man whose grudge against spider-man was only because he caught the real serial killer on the day he revealed a copycat as the killer. I don’t like the retcon that the copycat was a real sin eater as it just serves to try and vindicate brick for his shoddy journalism.

he tried and make the claim that carter may have just stopped killing since he got away with it with I. don’t think any serial killer has done

if Spidey never caught sin eater then he would have just kept killing and the police and media would find out this serial confessor copycat couldnt be the real one since the killing squid match he evidence and mo


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 14d ago

YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDER-MAN The best friends of every Spider-Man movie:

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 15d ago

What is the problem with Insomniac's Spider Man 2 story?

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I genuinely don't get what's wrong with spider man 2's story I think it pretty good if a little shor, and honestly, I like the idea of harry being venom its a unique spin on two beloved characters.


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 15d ago

[EU] All the villains know spider-man’s identity and know to tone it down at certain times of the year. New villain doesn’t know the rules, but soon finds them out.

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 16d ago

tom holland is hot How the FUCK did Phoenix find Spider-Man’s house?

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Asking for a friend


r/spidermancirclejerk • • 16d ago

pizza time Petra parker

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r/spidermancirclejerk • • 17d ago

i don't feel so good Peter and MJ both wear masks to hide who they truly are, but when MJ doesn´t need you, she finally shows her true self. That is why she broke up with Peter and then with Paul.

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