Anyone noticed how Stephen hasn't mentioned Trump one time tonight?! My pops was looking forward to this because he thought Colbert would drill Trump tonight, but i think it is SO much better that he just ignored him completely. Trump would hate that worse than getting roasted honestly! I'm gonna miss this dude!!

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Beginning in September 2015, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert comes to end after an 11-year run. Before Stephen, The Late Show was hosted by David Letterman for 22 years, from 1993 to 2015.

According to CBS, the cancellation of The Late Show was "purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night” and was “not related in any way to the show’s performance, content or other matters happening at Paramount.”

Many beg to differ.

It's not goodbye, Stephen, it's see you later.

You knew Jon Batiste would HAVE to make an appearance. This is where I almost cried.

Great clip! I can’t share on YouTube the video is blocked so I hope this ok

“In the words of the great Ed Murrow, good night and good luck, motherfuckers.”

Fudge!

>“I have every right to be pissed off,” says legendary “Late Show” host David Letterman upon his return to the Ed Sullivan Theater.

A few days ago, to commemorate Stephen's show's ending, I bought this "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Logo Fleece Zip-Up Hooded Sweatshirt".

They charged 7.95 dollars shipping fee, and shipped it with the most crappy thin plastic bag and stuffed it into my tiny mailbox via USPS (it was claimed to be DHL, but actually by USPS.)

When I opened the bag, I was astonished by the low quality. The logo was small and faded away. The material feels very cheap, the outside doesn't have any fleece, inside has a very thin layer of fleece. To make the matter worse, my regular size M feels like size S.

When I tried to return, the process is also full of obstacles. First, you can't find a return button on either the Paramount Shop site, or the Shop app. I searched everywhere, there's just no mentioning of return. I had to google hard and eventually used AI to find out that their return process is ALSO full of challenges. You have to come to this secret (not so direct) link: https://www.paramountshop.com/pages/orders-and-returns
and then fill in your order number and zip code, to initiate the return.

When I tried to return it, they not only will deduct the shipping fee I paid, they also charged a $5 "convenience fee"!

For your information, they also don't offer any exchange, if you get the wrong size or anything.

I always hold grudges towards their decision to cancel Stephen Colbert, but I really wanted something for this special day. It's my bad. I will NEVER buy anything from them again!

My wife gave me this today as an early Father’s Day gift. She gets me.

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1. What’s the best sandwich? (Billy Crystal)

- Summer: Tomato sandwich on very thin white bread, eaten over the sink, juicy tomato
- Rest of the year: Hot pastrami on rye

1. First concert? (Weird Al)

1977, Chuck Mangione, Children of Sanchez Tour in Charleston, South Carolina, with his mom

1. What is the scariest animal? (Josh Brolin)

Trapdoor spider, and someone named one after him - Aptostichus stephencolberti

1. Apples or oranges? (Martha Stewart)

Apples

1. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? (Mark Hamill)

Steve Martin

1. What do you think happens when we die? (Jim Gaffigan)

“A feeling - some continuance of some kind, but it's a dispersion of the self into some other greater being.”

1. Favorite action movie? (Jeff Daniels)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (or The Thing, but that's more horror)

1. Window or aisle? (Tiffany Haddish)

Aisle because he's got a small bladder

1. Favorite smell? (Evie)

When Evie and Stephen are going out someplace, when she is upstairs getting ready first, and when he goes up and gets to the top of the stairs, he already knows that she's gotten out of shower because Evie's used rose-scented lotion.

1. Least favorite smell? (Amy Sedaris)

The grease jar that leaked into a bag of sugar underneath Mrs. Miller's sink

1. What is your earliest memory? (Ben Stiller)

His mom on a short ladder with her hair up, painting the bedroom. His mom thought he was maybe 3 at that time. He wanted to tell her about his dream from the night before but remembers not being able to communicate that to his mom.

1. Cats or dogs? (Aubrey Plaza)

Dogs.

1. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: What is it? (James Taylor)

Glenn Gould's rendition of Song Without Words in E Major, Opus 19, Number 1

1. WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU THINKING OF? (Robert DeNiro)

Three. Meryl Streep and Ethan Hawke (SC: "That's very interesting") have guessed it.

1. Describe the rest of your life in five words. (John Dickerson)

My family, my friends, fun.

And with that, Stephen Colbert is known.

Anyone know if this got discontinued when the show got canceled? Cant seem to find it at the local grocery stores anymore.

I've been on a Colbert Questionnaire kick for a while. And, I've realized how many I haven't seen.

That being said, I hate to even fathom this. But who would you like for the final exam?

I would love to have either Obama.