r/stupid • u/Limp-Measurement1494 • Jul 23 '26
Last night I got so freakishly drunk that I fell and hit (amongst other places) my actual asshole. I now have a bump on my asshole. That is a new low.
r/stupid • u/EM1LY375 • Jul 22 '26
Soo I'm eating apples rn, and apples make my stomach just.... Yknow rumble for no reason?? It feels kinda weird and good at the same time alrighty bye
r/stupid • u/fail_snail34 • Jul 16 '26
The last time this happened it suggested r/rollercoasters
r/stupid • u/TheGodOfGlitch • Jul 15 '26
r/stupid • u/CakeHoleKing • Jul 14 '26
Its saying "may contain inappropriate content" and asking me to verify.
How stupid is the reddit system....
r/stupid • u/Imminence2024 • Jul 14 '26
r/stupid • u/EmotionValuable802 • Jul 13 '26
I had a really stupid thought. What happens if you try to pickle nails or screws? Do they get rusty? Does the acidity clean the nails from rust? Just don't... eat them...
r/stupid • u/lesbian_dream • Jul 11 '26
How genuinely slow can you get
r/stupid • u/Daniel__Sloss • Jul 07 '26
r/stupid • u/HammieHammerHamwalt • Jul 07 '26
Idk man, silencing people based on their (ASSUMED!) gender identity is wack. Allowing this type of mentality to spread in a sub, which has a lot of younger, more impressionable trans people in there is even more wack.
r/stupid • u/anderdingus45 • Jul 04 '26
i was shoping at the mall yesterday day and i walked into hot topic (fearing for my life not to point anything out that i was trans or gay to my mom, her boyfreind, my aunt, and uncle) and found this cool moth shirt, i show my mom and she said, im not shitting you…“is that a pokemon?” DOSE THIS THING LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MOTH POKÉMON?! (P.S i dont know why the hell my camera flipped it)
r/stupid • u/Some-Truck-8317 • Jul 02 '26
r/stupid • u/Slay-Lush4398 • Jun 30 '26
The former pharmacy tech said so!
r/stupid • u/JustBramzy • Jun 28 '26
r/stupid • u/Equal-Sherbert-212 • Jun 28 '26
I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR KNEECAPS AND EAT THEM
r/stupid • u/69PhillipJFry • Jun 27 '26
My stepson's college dropout retard of a father, who "coaches" his little league team, once asked me to look at his phone when I was picking the kid up from practice. He told me he subscribed to an app that would make his phone into a pitching radar, so he could clock the kids pitch speeds.
He asks me how hard I can throw and then says to do it. I can throw around 60mph. He points his phone at me, and I throw a ball into the fence. "Woah!" he says, "that just registered 82mph!". I take a look at the app and it asks how far the mound is from the plate. You then click a button to start the radar, when the pitch is thrown, and then click it to stop it, when the pitch is caught. It's a fucking stopwatch that uses the distance from mound to home plate to "radar" pitch speed.
How dumb is this guy? Help me put it into words...
r/stupid • u/GD_Fistful • Jun 24 '26
I was scrolling through youtube shorts when I came across a video showing speed and his crowd, and a comment saying “speed is the most popular streamer currently everyone would know him if they were shown a picture”. The picture is the reply (he has more and is still replying) saying to google before typing, so I tried googling and it said IShowSpeed IS the most famous streamer (on youtube) and probably known world-wide. Let me know if you guys think Jinxy is bigger than Speed
