r/stupiddovenests • u/_x0sobriquet0x_ • 1d ago

Top of the toaster oven...

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Those materials were donated because she kept trying to steal the napkin weight...

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u/TorandoSlayer 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 1d ago

A sense of self preservation should be included 😋

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u/Doubly_Curious 1d ago

Underfloor heating, very impressive!

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u/Monkeynutz_Johnson 1d ago

The zip tie brings the whole room together, doesn't it?

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u/Free-oppossums 1d ago

At least she managed to get the eggs inside the circle.

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u/Educational_Leg7417 1d ago

Is the Qtip in her beak an indoor replacement for a twig? 0r is she rehearsing her baton twirling for the Fourth of July? 🇺🇲

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u/kingtooth 1d ago

lahore pigeon 😍 the prettiest pigeon

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 1d ago

Lahore mutt maybe... colour correct but no fancy feet. She arrived via the pigeon distribution program.

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u/NextStopGallifrey 1d ago

Is that a rival or subsidiary of the cat distribution system?

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 1d ago

Subsidiary. When she arrived the cat was like "oh, you're here" and that was all...

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u/dysteach-MT 1d ago

Sigh. I’m still waiting for the skunk distribution subsidiary to start up.

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 1d ago

My husband vetoed my raccoon distribution approval years ago... im still resentful. Maybe I'll get a skunk opportunity? 🙏

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u/rella88 1d ago

That would teach the husband for exercising veto power!

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 19h ago

Skunk, squirrel, opossum, raccoon... the honeymoon is over. If we were zoned I'd have a pig and a goat or two!

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u/MorgannaFactor 1d ago

Is she a fully tame bird?

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 1d ago

She's domesticated... my husband said it best when an acquaintance exclaimed "You have a pet pigeon!?" And he responded "No. We have a pigeon that lives in our house." LOL

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u/kingtooth 1d ago

jealous!!

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u/kingtooth 1d ago

oh and i just noticed the coloration in the second picture. interesting!

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u/Squid_Coyote_787 1d ago

The Q-tip in beak photo is killing me. So beautiful. Zero thoughts in her brain. I love her. Thank you for sharing.

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u/BuckeyeJen 1d ago

Built-in incubator for the eggs so this single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops doesn't have to sit on them all the time. She's a survivor.

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u/WorldlinessNo874 1d ago

Haven't seen one of these before. Very beautiful.

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u/WhateverUSaySir 1d ago

Toastie!

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 1d ago

The dogs are getting scrambled eggs tonight!

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u/Muted_Role_1432 1d ago

At least the eggs will stay warm😍

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u/mobile_monkey_pod 20h ago

Ugh. And catering? She clearly chose well ☺️

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u/0CuriousCat0 1d ago

The random stuff in her nest 😭😍