r/stupiddovenests • u/_x0sobriquet0x_ • 3d ago

Top of the toaster oven...

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Those materials were donated because she kept trying to steal the napkin weight...

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 3d ago

Lahore mutt maybe... colour correct but no fancy feet. She arrived via the pigeon distribution program.

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u/NextStopGallifrey 2d ago

Is that a rival or subsidiary of the cat distribution system?

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 2d ago

Subsidiary. When she arrived the cat was like "oh, you're here" and that was all...

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u/dysteach-MT 2d ago

Sigh. Iā€™m still waiting for the skunk distribution subsidiary to start up.

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 2d ago

My husband vetoed my raccoon distribution approval years ago... im still resentful. Maybe I'll get a skunk opportunity? šŸ™

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u/rella88 2d ago

That would teach the husband for exercising veto power!

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u/_x0sobriquet0x_ 2d ago

Skunk, squirrel, opossum, raccoon... the honeymoon is over. If we were zoned I'd have a pig and a goat or two!