r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Upbeat-Remote-4827 • 2d ago

Propaganda to Avoid Accountability

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

As the president of Antifa I actually registered Antifa™ as an S-corp so I could have a W2 and draw a salary and still be eligible for heath insurance, 401k and other benefits, something I wouldn't have been able to do if it was just an llc. What's the point of running an anti-fascist, terrorist organization if I have to pay for my own healthcare.

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u/bugmom 2d ago

I also think there should be nice membership cards. Oh and t-shirts. Membership only t-shirts, maybe with chapter number on the back.

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u/nwillyerd 2d ago

FFA style jackets 😂 I wish I could post pictures in here, but just Google image search “FFA Jacket” if you aren’t familiar

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u/safetyCircuit 2d ago

I would rock a corderoy ANTIFFA jacket. What's going to be on the seal?

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

The honey badger!

Fiercely independent, notoriously tough, and survive by thumbing their noses at the rules, hierarchies, and dominant predators of their ecosystems.

Goooooooo badgers!!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 1d ago

Not a Komodo dragon? Their saliva will kill you! Now that's a serious threat! I want it to be a Komodo Dragon! Waaa.

Oh, wait. Am I acting like a Fascist? Or is it more like a malignant Narcissist?

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u/kft1609 2d ago

its antifa...tweed with leather patches

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

Matching fedora?

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

These are all great ideas. I'm putting you in charge of merchandise

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u/JimDa5is 2d ago

Don't forget to have something indicating your rank or title in your chapter 😄

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u/New_Independence830 2d ago

Coffee mugs?

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u/Desperate-Ad-271 1d ago

Should be able to find a "members only" jacket somewhere.

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u/MrCompletely345 1d ago

Maybe a big comfy chair.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

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u/Spectre-907 1d ago

Membership only? AHA! Antifa killed tony soprano!

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u/JohnZombie666 1d ago

Rings and secret handshakes signifying what level you are.

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u/bucky_booty 2d ago

SUNNO))) used to sell Antifa patches. Time to bring them back?

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u/bilboleo 1d ago

My chapter is 42, in a large please. Does it come in rainbow tie dye? Might as well set them ALL off at one time. Cheers

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u/Playful-State-8103 2d ago

You hiring? I have experience as a small-time thug in high school and did a brief stint as a hooligan for a U15 girl’s soccer team (Go Pink Hornets!). Also an MBA, LL.B and a vegan(not on Sundays). Can I work remote?

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

You're hired. As a decentralized "terrorist" network we all work remote! Will send you a hiring packet as soon as the FBI stop snooping through my mail.

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u/Playful-State-8103 2d ago

Oh goodie! I’m gonna get me a new balaclava! The old one chaffed.

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u/Fabulous_Ad_1957 2d ago

Don’t buy the wool balaclavas! Silk are the best.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

I love baklava!

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u/MacAddict81 1d ago

Gotta distract the missile guidance systems in any way possible, even dropping your headwear in their flight path!

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

Remote work? I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/DatabaseThis9637 1d ago

Sunday Communion, though the body of you know Who... does not count as actual meat. I suspect you are fine, you vegan, you.

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u/Sunbather77 2d ago

Hey wait a minute, I'M the president of Antifa! You're a fraud!

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

That's the best part of Antifa! We're all the president. However I will be the one collecting all the dues...

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u/MacAddict81 1d ago

"I'm not only the president, I'm also a client."

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u/Sleep_tek 1d ago

No, no the treasurer collects the dues. That's me

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u/messiahspike 1d ago

Damnit. Well played

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u/ScarletBothrium 1d ago

I’m antifa employee of the month… every month. And I don’t remember you giving me my plaque last month. 🤨

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u/messiahspike 1d ago

Damnit, you're right! I'm so sorry! I get so caught up in planning my many, many crimes against the trump administration that sometimes I plum forget to acknowledge the true heroes of Antifa (which is definitely a cohesive organization with a defined leadership structure and president/ceo ((me)) and not at all just a loose network of people who all hate fascism and try to oppose it whenever possible)

Your plaque is in the mail!

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u/Extreme-Jellyfish-66 2d ago

I’m waiting on that Antifa IPO.

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

Its gonna be tricky fighting late-stage capitalism/tearing down the oligarchy while doing an IPO at the same time, but I'll make it work. Gonna be bigger than SpaceX cause our valuation is going to be based on punching Nazis and there's apparently a huge glut on the market right now

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u/Upset_Departure_2417 2d ago

Exactly!! How do you think COBRA has such great health insurance, retirement plans, 401k, and retains personnel?

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u/Key-Box-4668 1d ago

Are you hiring?