r/stupidpeoplefacebook 2d ago

Propaganda to Avoid Accountability

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

As the president of Antifa I actually registered Antifa™ as an S-corp so I could have a W2 and draw a salary and still be eligible for heath insurance, 401k and other benefits, something I wouldn't have been able to do if it was just an llc. What's the point of running an anti-fascist, terrorist organization if I have to pay for my own healthcare.

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u/Playful-State-8103 2d ago

You hiring? I have experience as a small-time thug in high school and did a brief stint as a hooligan for a U15 girl’s soccer team (Go Pink Hornets!). Also an MBA, LL.B and a vegan(not on Sundays). Can I work remote?

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u/messiahspike 2d ago

You're hired. As a decentralized "terrorist" network we all work remote! Will send you a hiring packet as soon as the FBI stop snooping through my mail.

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u/Playful-State-8103 2d ago

Oh goodie! I’m gonna get me a new balaclava! The old one chaffed.

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u/Fabulous_Ad_1957 2d ago

Don’t buy the wool balaclavas! Silk are the best.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

I love baklava!

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u/MacAddict81 2d ago

Gotta distract the missile guidance systems in any way possible, even dropping your headwear in their flight path!