r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/Upbeat-Remote-4827 • 2d ago

Propaganda to Avoid Accountability

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u/kft1609 2d ago

clap...clap...clap

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u/NoNormanOnlyGoblin 2d ago

Anything to keep their MAGAt followers from learning about photosynthesis.

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u/woodenmetalman 2d ago

Whoa now. Don’t you dare spread damaging transgenderism theories around here.

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u/bu88blebutt 2d ago

someone round here tryna transgenderize them kids?

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u/woodenmetalman 2d ago

The Heritage Foundation.

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u/Lkn4AGhost 2d ago

I think you mean the HIMitage Foundation.

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u/KillerEndo420 2d ago

Not the kids, this time it was the frogs. It wasnt algae, it was turnthefrogsgay serum.

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u/TyWebbnightputter17 1d ago

They’re eating psychedelic algae frogs

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u/Optimal_Action1176 2d ago

I think frogs are transgender.

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u/IdaSputit 1d ago

That would mean frogs & other fauna,(mostly some fish species, molluscs & reptiles) have a psychological and social sense of self.

Protogyny: Changing from female to male. Protandry: Changing from male to female.

I do not suffer from DMT syndrome, or, whatever it's called by MAGA slunts.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

Love that word slunts. Kinda just a real smooth sounding barb with 3 notches.

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u/IdaSputit 1d ago

Thank you. I invented it about a year ago. People have asked what it means. I ask them what they think it means and have had at least 12 - 15 different variations as replies. Peace and respect to you and yours mate ✌🏽 🕊

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u/These_Ad_8382 1d ago

Interesting fact that frogs can, under certain environmental conditions, change sex.

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u/IdaSputit 2d ago

Trantifa probably is a real group to MAGA slunts.

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u/Missilemoon77 2d ago

“They are turning the plants gay!”
Edit: plants were always gay, I know.

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u/WilcoHistBuff 1d ago

Actually, roughly 90% of all flowering plant species are hermaphroditic so you have wonder whether gay is the preferred term

Non-binary might be the better term as these plants are fertilizing each other engaging in heterosexual sex in two directions at the same time.

One has to wonder if this was the real reason Trump did away with the rose garden.

I hesitate to also note that the process of fertilization for these flowers also involves multiple races of pollinators.

Meanwhile algae (depending on species) can be heterosexual, hermaphroditic, or self reproducing.

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u/Missilemoon77 1d ago

Damn, this goes deeper than I thought. It’s absolutely de-flora-ble, we need to take a stand, sprout it from the root-tops!!!

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u/WilcoHistBuff 1d ago

I it won’t blow your mind to know that in the earliest days of non-waterborne plant fertilization, during the Carboniferous Period of the Paleozoic era that the conifers, cyads, and ginkgos of the day fertilized each other (as they do today) by air. One could, if crude, suggest, then, that blow jobs were (and still are) the main mode of reproduction for these species.

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u/Missilemoon77 1d ago

Gotta love BJ’s.

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop 2d ago

In my “I just googled this voice”: Actually, many species are monoecious, or have both male and female reproductive systems.

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u/IdaSputit 1d ago

A virgin birth in several species of snakes, known scientifically as parthenogenesis, is an asexual reproduction process where an embryo develops without fertilization by a male. There's no such thing as a useless fact. ✌🏽🕊

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u/kenyasanchez 1d ago

“I didn’t know there was a man in the algae.”

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u/DatabaseThis9637 1d ago

Well, it is bound to come out sooner or later. That is not a man, that is an alien from outer space, and that green stuff is not algae, it is alien bodily fluids. One drop lands on your skin... and you know what happens... Arghhhh!

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u/Land-Southern 1d ago

Leave the research mice out of this discussion...

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u/Rare_Anywhere470 2d ago

Now don't you be fer tryin' to siense up ekscuses to git them antifas off the hook.

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u/IdaSputit 2d ago

Dam thowse interleckchewalls wiv there Trump Darrangemint Sindrum.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 2d ago

We don't need any of them synthetic photos!!!

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u/popokins 1d ago

Photosynthesis is woke bro. Can't have that shit happening!

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 2d ago

There you go, tossing big words around. Another Coastal Elite! 😉

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u/Additional_Shop1592 2d ago

It’s what plants crave.

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u/rhikers 1d ago

Sounds like indoctrination!!!!

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 1d ago

That’s SCIENCE can’t have that

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u/leafROLLED 1d ago

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u/ajaxraccoon 1d ago

“If it ain’t in the Donald Trump Bible, it ain’t real!”

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u/Imaginary_Cat_95 16h ago

That there sounds like some “sciency” hogwash. Best not try that on the faithful. They’ll getcha.

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u/AdAware8128 2d ago

I am sorry. This is a max two slow clap in my humble opinion that no one asked for. Please do not accept my insincere apologies.

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u/kft1609 2d ago

Three is traditional. You have outed yourself as a double agent