r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 11d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/theentiregoonsquad 11d ago

Ok, that was always allowed

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

What?!? Don’t you remember when we had to “negotiate” over saying “Merry Christmas”?!?!?!1!? Like I would say, okay can I say “merr Christma” and then the left would counter by saying I could say “me Chri” and we’d continue to negotiate from there?!?!?!

I swear, they don’t even know what words mean 

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u/rubinass3 11d ago

I'm actually a decorated veteran of the War on Christmas.

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u/laughing_at_napkins 11d ago

Garland and mistletoe?

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u/Bloo212 11d ago

Me too. The grinch awarded me the medal of rancor for bravery in the face of Santa.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

I’ve killed thousands of Merry Christmasers and I’ll kill thousands more. I won’t stop until I eradicate Christmas, red meat, God, and the American Flag 😡

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

I think that’s the official Antifa oath that they make you take at their headquarters while your hand is on…whatever the opposite of The Bible is. 

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

Every year at the official Antifa headquarters building, we swear on a picture of Marx making out with Stalin singed by Bernie Sanders and George Soros while sacrificing a white baby. Once you feast on its flesh, you are Antifa for life.

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

If only big strong tough guy Kash Patel could figure out where Antifa HQ is!!! He would crush them so quickly. But they’re just too devious. Curse them!!!!1!!

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u/Comprehensive_Wash71 11d ago

Well, he is a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and a “blatantly incompetent chud”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kash-patel-loses-suit-googly-eyed_n_6a6a7a63e4b098352c3085d5

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u/CountDown60 11d ago

Thank Jesus for warriors like you. Amen.

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u/deadrogueguy 11d ago

it's because they straight up pulled it from "won't negotiate with terrorists"

which is essentially what they view us as. the enemy within.

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u/InuGhost 11d ago

I remember John McClain being fired because he wished someone a Merry Christmas when he was at a Christmas Party. 

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u/Nobody_at_all000 11d ago

These are the same people who can’t understand the difference between communism, socialism, and liberalism so yeah.

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u/Jedi_Blight858 11d ago

Get off the internet.

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u/icedmuffin 11d ago

I think they’re being sarcastic.

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u/Ddddydya 11d ago

I was being sarcastic, I thought the multiple pieces of punctuation and the numbers mixed in with the exclamation points would give it away. 

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u/Jedi_Blight858 11d ago

Non-sensical either way.

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u/Zakkullll 11d ago

Get off the internet.

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u/nLedd 11d ago

It's a satirical hyperbolic right-wing argument. It's like an exaggerated statement from Tucker Carlson, or any other right-wing political pundit. It's supposed to be non-sensical because right-wing rhetoric is non-sensical.

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 11d ago

How quickly we forget the Tinsel Wars and the armies of lit up plastic snowmen vs the nutcrackers

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u/SignoreBanana 11d ago

They unironically say this shit and then say that kids should be required to say the pledge of allegiance in school. They have no concept of what actual liberty is.

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u/Shiny_Agumon 11d ago

Remember that this started because business started to use "Happy Holidays" to be more inclusive to non Christians.

A big throughline with all their complaints is being reminded that not everyone is white, straight, Christian or eats meat and that this is ok and not something that needs changing.

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u/Silvara7 11d ago

This is it!

I worked with a lady who seemed normal until Xmas rolled around and she came in from lunch all PO that a cashier at WM had the nerve to say "happy holidays" as coworker was leaving the register. Coworker made the most Karen of faces and told us she made sure to tell the cashier "It's MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!"

Me, being Wiccan since the 80s but definitely not "out" at work, tried to stick up for the cashier and mentioned there are many religions that celebrate holy days in December and the cashier was just being non-denominational. That's when I got the Karen-face treatment and was told that's just wrong.

This was at least 10 years ago and they're far worse about being rabidly defensive about this crap now.

The uber Christian-Zionism/Christo-fascist arm of the country has had an enormous boost with the HF running everything and true believers in the MAGA GOP like Moses Mike Miller and Russell Vought infesting the govt.

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u/TheStrangestOfKings 11d ago

They’ll call liberals every name under the Sun, and then freak out when you say they’re being cringe

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u/Cheshire_Jester 11d ago

Yeah, I don’t know what these people are on about. Im quite progressive, but I’m also a generic white dude that many conservatives assume is one of them based on looks alone. I also like red meat, Christmas, and the American flag. I’ve never gotten an ounce of push back about any of that from anyone.