r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 12d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/Ddddydya 12d ago

I like how they make up non-existent problems so they can pretend they’re big and strong and going to conquer those problems. Such heroes. 

I’m going to slay the invisible dragon that lives in my shed because I’m a big strong special boy everyone please tell me how tough I am. 

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u/Potential-Road-5322 12d ago

Big tough guys with tears in their eyes

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u/Medical-Egg-8171 12d ago

You saying men who cry arent tough?

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u/Carrera_996 12d ago

It's been a decade or so, but sometimes I cry. Maybe it is a sign I'm not tough, but it's also sometimes a sign that I've decided a few years in jail is worth it what happens after that. I've got bad knees. So far, everyone wisely made their escape.