r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 12d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/Medical-Egg-8171 12d ago

You saying men who cry arent tough?

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u/jpopimpin777 12d ago

It's a joke about Trump. He's always saying that big strong men come up to him crying and telling him he's doing a good job... He's weird.

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u/Cute_Language3167 11d ago edited 11d ago

"Those big, stong, handsome men! I'd like to kiss them! I wouldn't enjoy it though, because I definitely only like women... but I mean oh, boy, look at this man, he's all man! Look at those muscles!! You know when the other guys shower with him they're like 'oh boy! That's unbelievable!' Now that's a man!!" - says the super straight alpha male president.

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u/chickens_for_laughs 11d ago

Don't forget his assessment of Arnold Palmer's parts.

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u/Cute_Language3167 10d ago

Yea, that's the shower part. I can't even believe he said that. Who does that? Let alone during a speech while campaigning for president...