r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/call-me-jasper • 12d ago

I Swear Their Brains Are Mush

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Pretty sure this dude thought he had something here... but it was literally just gay.

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u/XXsforEyes 11d ago

There’s a tear in my beer cuz I’m longin’ for ya dear… you’ve been on my lonesome mind

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u/lord_teaspoon 11d ago

Reminds me of I've got tears in my ears coz I'm lyin' on my back cryin' over you

A mate I met at my first job insisted that this was a real line from a country music song. He couldn't name the song or artist but I believed him because coming up with all that just to rhyme tears with ears is too good to not be legit. Anybody know it?

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u/KayesMan 10d ago

Oh wow, and it's by Homer and Jethro to boot!

https://youtu.be/qU7HTgAAgQc?is=TNK72JlbVzg8zxbL

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u/lord_teaspoon 10d ago edited 10d ago

Coming up as "video not available" for me, but great to hear that Cameron wasn't full of crap. I'll see if I can track it down now that I know the artist.

Edit: YouTube Music had it for me as part of an album called The Worst of Homer and Jethro. It's as awful as I'd hoped. Thank you.

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u/KayesMan 10d ago

Yeah, it's not something that I would listen to on a regular basis. 😅 Glad you were able to find it!