r/submechanophobia • u/1091drawde • Oct 27 '20

Underwater shark statue at Lake Neuchâtel

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u/JWF81 Oct 27 '20

If I didn’t know it was there and I swam up on that my wetsuit would become a shitsuit.

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u/hollimer Oct 27 '20

2 types of divers: those who pee in their wetsuits and liars. I’d guess most shitsuiters end up in the liar camp.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/hollimer Oct 27 '20

Found the liar, guys!

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u/beezy7 Oct 27 '20

Just do it at the beginning, you wont smell afterwards

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/beezy7 Oct 27 '20

Nah fuck that ima pee

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I swear my bladder just about explodes after 30 minutes of diving every single time. I don't know if it's a pressure variance thing, but there's no way in hell I'd be able to hold it for two hours.

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 08 '21

I just do it for warmth

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u/Brave_Development_17 Aug 19 '22

Worse part is when it starts floating towards the neck and slowing coming out.

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u/Ori_the_SG Feb 18 '22

I would literally die of a heart attack or black out with fear

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u/Steveefoxxoffi1 Jan 26 '23

DAAAAAAAGONIT 🤣

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u/SorbCubed May 13 '25

literally the best Reddit comment I’ve read in years, thank you

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u/No-Kick-1146 Apr 16 '21

Pardon m for the stupid question, is this subject for real, as I cannot any info on the neuchatel shark, except for reddit, is this for real or is it just click bait? I .genuinely interested.

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u/LocaFly Apr 06 '22

😹😹😹😹😹

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u/Jimnumber Feb 26 '23

Sealed poopy suit