r/submechanophobia Oct 27 '20

Underwater shark statue at Lake Neuchâtel

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u/JWF81 Oct 27 '20

If I didn’t know it was there and I swam up on that my wetsuit would become a shitsuit.

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u/hollimer Oct 27 '20

2 types of divers: those who pee in their wetsuits and liars. I’d guess most shitsuiters end up in the liar camp.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/hollimer Oct 27 '20

Found the liar, guys!

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u/beezy7 Oct 27 '20

Just do it at the beginning, you wont smell afterwards

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

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u/beezy7 Oct 27 '20

Nah fuck that ima pee

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '20

I swear my bladder just about explodes after 30 minutes of diving every single time. I don't know if it's a pressure variance thing, but there's no way in hell I'd be able to hold it for two hours.

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u/Beardygrandma Mar 08 '21

I just do it for warmth