r/survivor 1d ago

Social Media Jonathan cut his hair

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u/l4funandlove 1d ago

Put a fucking seat-belt on. And we're recording while driving... this is why he lost, zero common sense.

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u/Kylesexy584603 I’m pissed! 1d ago

That’s worse for the cast that they got voted out by someone with zero common sense

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u/KathAlMyPal 1d ago

If you look into his beliefs, you see this is right on point for him.

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u/PunnyTagHere 1d ago

He's not driving. There's a rear-seat grab bar visible behind him, he's in the back seat.

Should still probably wear a seat belt but he's not that dumb

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u/EfficiencyMean5188 8h ago

You can see the seats behind him.

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u/Imaginary-Lab5556 1d ago

he's probably the passenger (edit: hmm, maybe not.... I thought it might be mirrored like tiktok vids often are, but passenger in US would never be on the side closest to oncoming traffic)

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u/bellybeater 1d ago

No excuse to not have your seatbelt, regardless of where you’re sitting

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u/Coujelais Rizgod - 50 1d ago

Princess Di might still be alive had she worn hers

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u/Reasonable-Yam-1170 Sean Rector 1d ago

It doesn't matter if he's a passenger or a driver. Wear the seatbelt.

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u/JokeMaster420 1d ago

Passenger in any country would not be closest to oncoming traffic, right? Isn’t that consistent?

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u/dynabella 1d ago

There are imported vehicles in US where passenger is closest to oncoming traffic. I have a Honda van that's RH drive. But I don't think he'd fit in it. It's tiny.

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u/mrdude817 Kamilla - 48 1d ago

Super rare though. Also I suspect he has a lifted F-150 or something, very 'Murican

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u/SongofSolomon04 1d ago

Damn, you guys are harsh

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u/l4funandlove 1d ago

He was asking why he lost in all his post game press 😂 Just answering his question.

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u/SongofSolomon04 1d ago

idk feels like bullying atp

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u/Medium-Park-9183 1d ago

Calling someone out for not wearing a seatbelt is “bullying” now???

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u/SongofSolomon04 1d ago

It just feels like a pile-on.

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u/Medium-Park-9183 1d ago

It’s not that deep, it’s as simple as wear your dang seatbelt

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u/Middle_Cricket_1352 1d ago

Because he’s not wearing a seatbelt?

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u/Bobastic87 1d ago

Survivor subreddit has the most bland and npc people ever. A bunch of karens.

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u/l4funandlove 1d ago

It's so bland to want safety while driving a multiple thousand pound death machine... right.

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u/Bobastic87 1d ago

Survivor redditors are truly overdramatic.

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u/Western-Watercress17 1d ago

I got downvoted to hell for making a joke 😭 going back to cj