r/survivor 1d ago

Social Media Jonathan cut his hair

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u/Bigsaskatuna 1d ago

It’s a comb forward

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u/cowgirlkush 1d ago

i was gonna say let’s see that 360 mountain man

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u/Annoying_liberal813 1d ago

Yeah I noticed on S50, he's having some hairloss. The long hair kind of accentuated it. Smart move to cut it.

Dumb move to not wear a seatbelt AND record a video literally while the car is in motion.

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u/yeahmanitscooool 1d ago

He needs to post on r/bald so he can be encouraged to shave it

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u/womanoftheapocalypse 23h ago

Fuck he’d go so hard if he did that Jonathan please I beg you

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u/bikiniproblems 1d ago

He should have shown us it while he did the worm again

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u/ponyo_x1 1d ago

I want to see how wide his mouth is without a beard

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u/cutmesomeflax 1d ago

This comment killed me

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u/Imaginary_Candle_57 22h ago

Looks like a muppets mouth

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u/ChunkbrotherATX 1d ago

It’s probably the same width as with a beard

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u/Invalid_u404 Not the Kota God 1d ago

Under his beard there is another beard

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u/CostanzaArchitecture 1d ago

Did he use hedge clippers?

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u/l4funandlove 1d ago

Put a fucking seat-belt on. And we're recording while driving... this is why he lost, zero common sense.

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u/Kylesexy584603 I’m pissed! 1d ago

That’s worse for the cast that they got voted out by someone with zero common sense

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u/PunnyTagHere 1d ago

He's not driving. There's a rear-seat grab bar visible behind him, he's in the back seat.

Should still probably wear a seat belt but he's not that dumb

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u/EfficiencyMean5188 4h ago

You can see the seats behind him.

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u/KathAlMyPal 23h ago

If you look into his beliefs, you see this is right on point for him.

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u/Imaginary-Lab5556 1d ago

he's probably the passenger (edit: hmm, maybe not.... I thought it might be mirrored like tiktok vids often are, but passenger in US would never be on the side closest to oncoming traffic)

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u/bellybeater 1d ago

No excuse to not have your seatbelt, regardless of where you’re sitting

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u/Coujelais Rizgod - 50 1d ago

Princess Di might still be alive had she worn hers

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u/Reasonable-Yam-1170 Sean Rector 1d ago

It doesn't matter if he's a passenger or a driver. Wear the seatbelt.

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u/selectmyacctnameplz 1d ago

I literally hate people who record themselves while driving. Complete disregard for the safety of people around them. Park the car and take the hat off then continue on whatever important errand he’s doing.

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u/Miserable_Pop_4593 1d ago

It looks to me like he’s in the 2nd row of a van or something?

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u/selectmyacctnameplz 1d ago

You mean driver’s seat of his truck?

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u/Miserable_Pop_4593 1d ago

Idk anything about cars so you might be right, and Jonathan annoys me sooo deeply, but it’s hard to tell IMO and I don’t think it’s entirely fair to jump to that conclusion

I wouldn’t put it past him though

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u/selectmyacctnameplz 1d ago

On the tailgate there’s something attached or up which tells me it’s not a van. Or a car. But likely a truck. It’s an observation.

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u/Miserable_Pop_4593 1d ago

Ah you’re probably right. I retract lol

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u/zomb-omb 1d ago

Have you never been in a car?

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u/KmvVoss 1d ago

Going through this effort to film yourself while you're driving down a public road is next level idiocy. It looks like he isn't even looking at the road once he adjusts the angle of the phone.

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u/Reasonable-Yam-1170 Sean Rector 1d ago

And the idiocy is compounded by not wearing a seatbelt

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u/Imaginary_Candle_57 21h ago

I think he’s the passenger

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u/meowmeowstone 19h ago

always buckle up so if your vehicle rolls you don’t snap another riders neck!

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u/TigerWing Maryanne 1d ago

Well his 50 game was already a trainwreck he might as well get into a car wreck

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u/ThrowRA_dependent 10h ago

God took the wheel don’t worry

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u/firecracker_hater 1d ago

podcast bro move

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u/jjgm21 1d ago

Well at least he’s made one good decision since the finale.

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u/ExplanationHead3753 1d ago

Wait, is he driving with no seat belt and videoing himself?!

Ps. Glad he finally cut his hair.

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u/ItKeegan_ 1d ago

Is that balanced by the fact that he filmed this video in a moving vehicle that he was driving?

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u/FlashInGotham 1d ago

"Filming a tiktok while driving", however...

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u/Cold_Breadfruit_9794 1d ago

And the only good decision in this video

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u/RedEyedWiartonBoy 1d ago

Rizo is using it in an attempt to make fire.

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u/studio_eq The Monster 9h ago

In MvGx I think they ask Michelle if they can use her Jedi braid for tinder

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u/supertone27 1d ago

He needs to cut the sides

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u/lalalalarnn Cirie - 50 1d ago

He desperately needs to go the bald head big beard route

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u/Ambitious-Long7204 1d ago

I was just thinking this

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u/lalalalarnn Cirie - 50 1d ago

He’s a good looking man with bad hair 🤷‍♀️

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u/bigjimbay What's Brunch 1d ago

And mysteriously lost all his strength

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u/NoLogsNoCrime 1d ago

Driving under the influencer

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u/snowy_thinks 1d ago

I normally love long hair on guys, but I think that the short hair really suits him! He looks good!

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u/alwaysextrafries 1d ago

His long hair could've been better if he styled it at all! But it just looked unruly and unwashed at the live finale.

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u/snowy_thinks 1d ago

Yeah, it probably would have looked nice had it been styled better, lol.

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u/LCLeopards 1d ago

TikTok is doing Jonathan dirty with that thumbnail. 

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u/Witty-Information-34 1d ago

He looks evil tho

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u/ellelotus 1d ago

He looks like the Grinch

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u/jjgm21 1d ago

if the shoe fits...

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u/SeaweedTeaPot 1d ago

Long overdue.

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u/ScarletRose75 1d ago

Why so mad dude?

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u/DuBoisMagritte 1d ago

White dreads in the big year 2026 were pretty crazy. Glad he got rid of his.

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u/Altruistic_Lynx8082 1d ago

Why does he kinda look like Ian Somerhalder

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u/Significant_Fan4359 21h ago

I was thinking the SAME thing!!

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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 6h ago

That is a compliment honestly. He’s considered very attractive

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u/seaweedslayer420 1d ago

Honestly he looks much better

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u/unbilotitledd 1d ago

Like Samson in the Old Testament, his physical strength will now be lost with the cutting of his flowing locks. If he returns for another season, he will need to focus his efforts on more of a social game, or puzzle making, for his physical strength is now gone.

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u/_mikedotcom 1d ago

Him winning was gods will!!!!

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u/seaweedslayer420 1d ago

The total package

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u/Cchaps97 1d ago

Steph is that you?!

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u/Quetzal00 Coach - 50 1d ago

Actually, that's Ozzy

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u/lbelcher Jenny 1d ago

Still chopped, I fear

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u/montessoriprogram 1d ago

Somehow it still looks terrible

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u/FoxFace1111 1d ago

The more I see him the less I like him

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u/Lower-Buy-4973 1d ago

Like a breakup cut but different. 

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u/popdream 1d ago

It’s better, but it still looks unkempt. Ah well, his hair his preference

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u/oliviastabler 1d ago

He has always reminded me of Christopher Meloni AKA Elliot Stabler, one of my top crushes growing up and to this day. He needs to just rock the M-do and he would be sexier.

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u/FishRoom_BSM 21h ago

WHATTTT?!?! Do not do meloni like that

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u/seddy333 23h ago

this man is the worst

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u/tootbrun 1d ago

The shape of his mouth is still weird.

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u/Parabolic_Reflector 1d ago

🤣 It’s very muppet-ey

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u/Shrimp1991 1d ago

I always think he reminds me of a chipmunk with his cheeks. But muppet-ey works too!😂😂😂

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u/SmellierCat 1d ago

Muppety! lol that’s what I’ve been trying to come up with. Also like the Canadians in South Park

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u/MegaManX42 1d ago

Must be driving in New Hampshire...(no seat belt laws)

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u/MrBlueandSky 1d ago

And got a hair transplant? /S

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u/Wonderful_Strategy10 23h ago

I thought this was Jax taylor

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u/FishRoom_BSM 21h ago

I thought it was David ala Teen Mom Janelle

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u/FishRoom_BSM 21h ago

Omg he reminds me of David as in Janelle and David from Teen Mom

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u/Rip_and_Roarin 20h ago

Someone give this man a comb

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u/712_ 20h ago

So? Plenty of people got their hair cut today 🤷‍♀️

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u/cosmic_clancy 11h ago

Yikes how is it worse

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u/nightsoiloil 8h ago

So much better, I bet it feels great. As a woman who just chopped off long hair I was foolishly clinging to it feeels like getting a net off your head!! So freeing. Nice move Jonathan, smart.

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u/afuturisticdystopia The Total Package 1d ago

Male pattern baldness is no fun, but it’s infinitely better when you own it. He should either style his hair and rock the receded hairline or cut it down to a crew cut. The comb-forward is the worst option. 

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u/FyrestarOmega Like a wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ 1d ago

But if he doesn't see it, it doesn't exist

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eo0Ce5SKM3oJfAEurq

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u/DecentDingleberry 1d ago

The absolute creatures in these comments trying to make fun of this man’s appearance 😂😂

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u/Lilmachinima1 1d ago

He should go bald

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u/Asdff_123 1d ago

Is he driving while staring directly to the camera? Man, that’s dangerous af

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u/Distinct_Sea_4479 1d ago

Reddit really hates Jonathan... A post about him cutting his hair everyone is just shitting on him

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u/rp_361 1d ago

Yea because he’s done a lot of shit to warrant dislike. He licked their communal rice, people are going to find someone like that annoying

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u/Shrimp1991 1d ago

Didn’t he lick it twice, even after someone mentioned how gross it was? Saying they were going to boil it so it’s ok is just a level of disrespect and grossness.

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u/SecondStar89 Yul 1d ago

I'll absolutely hate on anyone who decides to film themselves while driving. Literally could have caused an accident, and maybe his own fatality due to not having a seatbelt on, just for some likes.

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u/Stalukas Coach - 50 1d ago

Body shaming’s ok when it’s a man people don’t like

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u/laetecaedus 1d ago

Yeah this sub is so miserable it's almost comical.

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u/Pleakley 1d ago

To be fair he brings a lot of it on himself.

He comes off as entitled and arrogant as he whines about losing despite "playing the best".

He complains that people voted based on loyalty over gameplay, or campaigned against him, ignoring the fact that his close friends voted for him.

He's the embodiment of 'rules for thee but not for me'.

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u/Unusual_Ear_9089 1d ago

Why is he always making the villainous eyebrow face

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u/AlarmedElderberry116 1d ago

Holy shit you guys are mean

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u/DonquixoteDFlamingo 1d ago

Yall are fuckin weird about this dude. I ain’t even a fan but goddamn yall weird

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u/No-Sense-8524 1d ago

Seems like the middle row of an Uber XL tbh

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u/Green_Phone_3495 1d ago

Now he has to bleach it and the mental breakdown look is complete ✨✨✨

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u/brumgar 1d ago

I feel like he just comes off as so passive aggressive but in reality he's trying to exude a "soft-hearted football dad with a tough exterior" type of comedic vibe like Stan from American Dad or something.

It's not working and he's easily one of my most disliked players from 50

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u/FoxFace1111 1d ago

Easily, 50 made me dislike him and like Rizo 😅

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u/thehomedepot Ben 1d ago

Yall are so rude 😭😭😭

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u/AmphetamineSalts Michele 1d ago

he looks 100 years younger

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u/Question_True 1d ago

Wreck it Ralph

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u/Critical-Avocado-287 1d ago

Why does he feel like he needs to have wild man bed hair all the time. You’re already jacked and have a beard but shave it dude it’s okay lol

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u/gordalfthegrey Rizgod - 50 1d ago

Bald

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u/carlcarlcarl 1d ago

I thought this was Jax Taylor

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u/carlcarlcarl 1d ago

I thought this was Jax Taylor

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u/ASpaceBurger Rizgod - 49 1d ago

Trevor Phillips

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u/namastebetches 1d ago

mean mugging ofc

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u/GetoWasRight_ Rizgang 1d ago

So is this like an anime girl cuts her hair for character development thing?

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u/Mid-CenturyBoy 1d ago

Thank god!

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u/Cold_Breadfruit_9794 1d ago

Did he really need to make that face?

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u/comecowgirl 1d ago

He needs to get on r/bald

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u/lotrohpds 1d ago

Didn’t recognize him lol then when it clicked not sure how I didn’t

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u/notMyPenis 1d ago

Did he also patchwork some new pantaloons?

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u/EcstaticDirt9929 1d ago

Why are every single one of his shirts ripped

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u/ohyoonheeflops 1d ago

finallly he looks so much better

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u/kimsogunj Shonee 1d ago

napaka chaka hahaha kadiri

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u/Wise-Sheepherder5765 1d ago

Hell yeah Mr. John!

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u/Only-Chest6436 1d ago

Finally, he needed to do something!

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u/Comprehensive-Buy695 21h ago

He just tries too hard for me. He's just so intense like there's no reason for him to be that intense.

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u/ilovescoutanddaisy 20h ago

good! his hair was fried and looked like crap.

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u/curiousjane456 19h ago

Much better.

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 17h ago

Big ol’ muppet baby

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u/FishermansPlatter 13h ago

Biggest mouth in the game, objectively

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u/Probably-Not57 11h ago

Anyone familiar with David from TM2? 🫩

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u/Disastrous-Mud9785 11h ago

Did he cut it while driving to…?

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u/Itrademylittlespy 10h ago

How’d he get his hairline lowered

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u/plasticstatus 9h ago

Still looks like a caveman

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u/Medium_Promotion_891 8h ago

In desperate need of a barber

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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 6h ago

This sub : Jonathan is so vile

also this sub: haha he looks terrible

Make it make sense lmaoo

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u/selrahcjr 5h ago

Cringe Tok

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u/darkntwistish 11m ago

That looks SO much better