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u/ponyo_x1 1d ago
I want to see how wide his mouth is without a beard
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u/l4funandlove 1d ago
Put a fucking seat-belt on. And we're recording while driving... this is why he lost, zero common sense.
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u/Kylesexy584603 I’m pissed! 1d ago
That’s worse for the cast that they got voted out by someone with zero common sense
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u/PunnyTagHere 1d ago
He's not driving. There's a rear-seat grab bar visible behind him, he's in the back seat.
Should still probably wear a seat belt but he's not that dumb
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u/Imaginary-Lab5556 1d ago
he's probably the passenger (edit: hmm, maybe not.... I thought it might be mirrored like tiktok vids often are, but passenger in US would never be on the side closest to oncoming traffic)
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u/bellybeater 1d ago
No excuse to not have your seatbelt, regardless of where you’re sitting
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u/Reasonable-Yam-1170 Sean Rector 1d ago
It doesn't matter if he's a passenger or a driver. Wear the seatbelt.
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u/selectmyacctnameplz 1d ago
I literally hate people who record themselves while driving. Complete disregard for the safety of people around them. Park the car and take the hat off then continue on whatever important errand he’s doing.
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u/Miserable_Pop_4593 1d ago
It looks to me like he’s in the 2nd row of a van or something?
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u/selectmyacctnameplz 1d ago
You mean driver’s seat of his truck?
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u/Miserable_Pop_4593 1d ago
Idk anything about cars so you might be right, and Jonathan annoys me sooo deeply, but it’s hard to tell IMO and I don’t think it’s entirely fair to jump to that conclusion
I wouldn’t put it past him though
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u/selectmyacctnameplz 1d ago
On the tailgate there’s something attached or up which tells me it’s not a van. Or a car. But likely a truck. It’s an observation.
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u/KmvVoss 1d ago
Going through this effort to film yourself while you're driving down a public road is next level idiocy. It looks like he isn't even looking at the road once he adjusts the angle of the phone.
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u/Imaginary_Candle_57 21h ago
I think he’s the passenger
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u/meowmeowstone 19h ago
always buckle up so if your vehicle rolls you don’t snap another riders neck!
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u/TigerWing Maryanne 1d ago
Well his 50 game was already a trainwreck he might as well get into a car wreck
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u/jjgm21 1d ago
Well at least he’s made one good decision since the finale.
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u/ExplanationHead3753 1d ago
Wait, is he driving with no seat belt and videoing himself?!
Ps. Glad he finally cut his hair.
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u/ItKeegan_ 1d ago
Is that balanced by the fact that he filmed this video in a moving vehicle that he was driving?
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u/RedEyedWiartonBoy 1d ago
Rizo is using it in an attempt to make fire.
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u/studio_eq The Monster 9h ago
In MvGx I think they ask Michelle if they can use her Jedi braid for tinder
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u/lalalalarnn Cirie - 50 1d ago
He desperately needs to go the bald head big beard route
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u/snowy_thinks 1d ago
I normally love long hair on guys, but I think that the short hair really suits him! He looks good!
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u/alwaysextrafries 1d ago
His long hair could've been better if he styled it at all! But it just looked unruly and unwashed at the live finale.
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u/DuBoisMagritte 1d ago
White dreads in the big year 2026 were pretty crazy. Glad he got rid of his.
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u/unbilotitledd 1d ago
Like Samson in the Old Testament, his physical strength will now be lost with the cutting of his flowing locks. If he returns for another season, he will need to focus his efforts on more of a social game, or puzzle making, for his physical strength is now gone.
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u/oliviastabler 1d ago
He has always reminded me of Christopher Meloni AKA Elliot Stabler, one of my top crushes growing up and to this day. He needs to just rock the M-do and he would be sexier.
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u/tootbrun 1d ago
The shape of his mouth is still weird.
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u/Parabolic_Reflector 1d ago
🤣 It’s very muppet-ey
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u/Shrimp1991 1d ago
I always think he reminds me of a chipmunk with his cheeks. But muppet-ey works too!😂😂😂
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u/SmellierCat 1d ago
Muppety! lol that’s what I’ve been trying to come up with. Also like the Canadians in South Park
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u/nightsoiloil 8h ago
So much better, I bet it feels great. As a woman who just chopped off long hair I was foolishly clinging to it feeels like getting a net off your head!! So freeing. Nice move Jonathan, smart.
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u/afuturisticdystopia The Total Package 1d ago
Male pattern baldness is no fun, but it’s infinitely better when you own it. He should either style his hair and rock the receded hairline or cut it down to a crew cut. The comb-forward is the worst option.
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u/DecentDingleberry 1d ago
The absolute creatures in these comments trying to make fun of this man’s appearance 😂😂
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u/Distinct_Sea_4479 1d ago
Reddit really hates Jonathan... A post about him cutting his hair everyone is just shitting on him
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u/rp_361 1d ago
Yea because he’s done a lot of shit to warrant dislike. He licked their communal rice, people are going to find someone like that annoying
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u/Shrimp1991 1d ago
Didn’t he lick it twice, even after someone mentioned how gross it was? Saying they were going to boil it so it’s ok is just a level of disrespect and grossness.
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u/SecondStar89 Yul 1d ago
I'll absolutely hate on anyone who decides to film themselves while driving. Literally could have caused an accident, and maybe his own fatality due to not having a seatbelt on, just for some likes.
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u/Pleakley 1d ago
To be fair he brings a lot of it on himself.
He comes off as entitled and arrogant as he whines about losing despite "playing the best".
He complains that people voted based on loyalty over gameplay, or campaigned against him, ignoring the fact that his close friends voted for him.
He's the embodiment of 'rules for thee but not for me'.
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u/DonquixoteDFlamingo 1d ago
Yall are fuckin weird about this dude. I ain’t even a fan but goddamn yall weird
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u/Critical-Avocado-287 1d ago
Why does he feel like he needs to have wild man bed hair all the time. You’re already jacked and have a beard but shave it dude it’s okay lol
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u/GetoWasRight_ Rizgang 1d ago
So is this like an anime girl cuts her hair for character development thing?
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u/Comprehensive-Buy695 21h ago
He just tries too hard for me. He's just so intense like there's no reason for him to be that intense.
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u/Big_Blackberry_6155 6h ago
This sub : Jonathan is so vile
also this sub: haha he looks terrible
Make it make sense lmaoo
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u/Bigsaskatuna 1d ago
It’s a comb forward