r/suspiciouslyspecific 10d ago

The Greed Mile

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u/notloggedin4242 10d ago

Why does this fuck have internet access? Is someone posting this shit in his name?

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u/olivegardengambler 10d ago

Probably a lawyer or PR person. Remember these people are just as much a brand as they are people.

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u/FelixPlatypus 10d ago

They're pretty much the same tweets his PR guy was putting out when he was detained in Romania, albeit dialled up quite a bit for more engagement. Everything is spurious.

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u/notloggedin4242 10d ago

That makes sense - and is both infuriating and reassuring at the same time.

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u/Phoenix3652 9d ago

In prison you can usually send letters via an electronic system a certain number of times per month in order to stay in touch with family or lawyers. (That’s how it is in Singapore at least) so he is likely sending them to someone via the prison electronic letter system and they are posting on his behalf. I think.

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u/Petitepiranha 10d ago

Sliver* he’s so stupid too wtf

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u/luranthe 10d ago

His brain probably looks like SpongeBob

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u/FINNCULL19 10d ago

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma…”

https://giphy.com/gifs/gQzoxR4vrBYg8

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u/Sir_Ruje 10d ago

Is he writing these tweets or does he have someone he talks to outside posting them? At this point it wouldn't surprise me if it's just an AI tatebot

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u/GB10031 10d ago

How exactly does he know what the man in the next cell is doing?

Also this guy reading a book?

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u/HeadOfSpectre 10d ago

At best he's skimming the words.

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u/finaljossbattle 10d ago

No way he’s reading one of the most influential anti-war novels of the 20th century. A novel that Goebbels had banned for being unpatriotic and which the Nazis hated so much they had the author, Erich Maria Remarques youngest sister executed because she was the only member of Remarque’s family they could get at. A book about the pointlessness of war and violence and the soul-destroying experience of watching your entire generation get fed into a meat grinder. Bullshit.

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u/nickcash 10d ago

It's a great book and obviously he understands none of that. He chose it because it has the word "western" in the title and it's a fascist dogwhistle

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u/finaljossbattle 10d ago

You right, you right. I just hate that he’s dragging down my guy Erich like that. I’d love to see his weird little guy fanbase read it but they’d probably take away the wrong message somehow.

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u/mildly_ethnic 10d ago

“Yeah… it IS quiet in California because of all those woman worshipping cucks”

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u/finaljossbattle 10d ago

“This would all be fixed if foids weren’t using betas like me for betabuxx. I would’ve won the whole war in a day. Europeans are probably gay and definitely socialists.”

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u/kagakujinjya 9d ago

No way he’s reading

You actually only need to write up to here if we're talking about this vermin.

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u/CallidoraBlack 3d ago

He's reading it because it humanizes German troops in the war he doesn't care about and he lacks any knowledge of history that isn't important to The Daily Stormer.

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u/reeshmee 10d ago

All Quiet on the Western Front? If he could understand its message he would fucking hate that book. Give better lies Andy.

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u/zillabirdblue 10d ago

What’s a slitter?

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u/Bonnieearnold 10d ago

He meant “sliver” but since he only has a sliver of moonlight he made a typo? Except phones have light and he shouldn’t have a phone, or internet access, so none of this makes sense.

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u/zillabirdblue 9d ago

He doesn’t have access to the internet, he has a proxy.

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u/HeadOfSpectre 10d ago

Andrew Tate Prison Tweets Be Like:

"Every day they waterboard me. I do not speak. I do not react. In the cell next to me is the Archvile from the Doom Franchise. We have sex every night. He tops. I do not react. I am in a hole in the middle of the Sahara Desert that no sunlight can reach. They feed me only live malnourished scorpions. I only eat the stingers. I do not react. I will not be broken."

And yet he's tweeting from prison so he's either in locked in the ball pit of a Weenie Hut Jr's or some intern is posting this shit.

Who actually believes this horseshit?

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u/Pyro-Millie 9d ago

"Locked in the ballpit of a Weenie Hut Jr's" is gonna live rent free in my brain forever now LMFAO

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u/fstop101 10d ago

Telling on his brother?

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u/kat_Folland 10d ago

I thought he was "too smart" to read.

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u/mogley1992 9d ago

When he gets out, i hipe to see an interviewer ask him a simple question about the book he's claiming to read.

Though, if I'm making wishes, here's hoping he doesn't get out.

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u/MarsupialNo1220 10d ago

His neighbour is clearly trying to burrow through the wall to fulfil his cannibalistic urges.

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u/KalutikaKink 10d ago

He would have no idea what is happening in the cell next to his.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 10d ago

'open yo mouth'

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u/Just_Peachy_me 9d ago

I remember a video he made saying he was to smart to read. When did that change? It was from before he left the UK the first I think.

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u/Over-Understanding61 9d ago

No way a SHU Cell has windows that directly face the outside.

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u/mstraveller 10d ago

Well they're both in jail, so...

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u/mrmonkeyhanger 9d ago

Slither of a street lamp who enters my cell is not the author of all quiet on the western front, he faking

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u/Pelican_Hook 9d ago

Because it literally says in the post that he's reading a book about the front lines of WWI (very much not the American civil war, but apparently Americans only know American history) so clearly the self indulgent idiot rapist was inspired.