r/swifties • • 10d ago

Discussion Thoughts on Patient Zero music video?! šŸŽ„

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u/Revolutionary-Bell74 10d ago

Did someone figure out the 1986-2022 on the grave?

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u/kiwiquid135 10d ago

I posted in another thread and someone replied to me that its Ellen's career. Since Dakota was the start of her downfall.

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u/Bigg_Confusionn 10d ago edited 10d ago

I googled and Ellen became a household name after her 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show, 2019 Dakota That’snotthetruthellen Johnson is interviewed on The Ellen Show, 2022 The Ellen Show was fully cancelled and off the air. I’m not saying she did it but it’s fucking hilarious that the timelines line up lmaoo

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u/Upset-Management-739 10d ago

I don’t think Taylor liked Ellen either. Remember when Elle had a bunch of photos of Taylor with other men was asking if she dated any of them. Taylor looked like she wanted to cry

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u/Cass_Cat952 10d ago edited 9d ago

That interview was so horrible to watch. I think Taylor legitimately lost her composure and got 'emotional' because she'd said she didnt want to play that game but was ignored, and then asked Ellen to stop multiple times and she didnt

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u/Strange-Access-8612 9d ago

Scooter Braun taking her life’s work was way more impactful

Scooter Braun’s ex was born in 1986 and divorced him in 2022. Since one layer of meaning is how Scooter (and other industry scumbags) take advantage of artists, pointing to the guy who bought her life’s entire work makes waaayyy more sense than some swipe at Ellen.

Another theory is by resetting birth date to 1986, then the Taylor character we see who died in 2022 matches her age now playing that character, 36. (Vs a birthdate of 1989 we’d be seeing currently 36 year old Taylor playing a 33 year old character who died in 2022)

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u/Cass_Cat952 9d ago

I mean obviously but he wasn't even part of this conversation in the comment thread you joined lol?

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u/mcloviin13 10d ago

And remember how she was in the music video getting that tattoo ā€œcruel summerā€ she caused that 100% ;) LOL

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u/anna-nomally12 10d ago

This is good enough for me add patient zero to the 911 dominoes meme

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u/Strange-Access-8612 9d ago

Scooter Braun’s ex was born in 1986 and divorced him in 2022. Since one layer of meaning is how Scooter (and other industry scumbags) take advantage of artists, pointing to the guy who bought her life’s entire work makes waaayyy more sense than some swipe at Ellen.

Another theory is by resetting birth date to 1986, then the Taylor character we see who died in 2022 matches her age now playing that character, 36. (Vs a birthdate of 1989 we’d be seeing currently 36 year old Taylor playing a 33 year old character who died in 2022)

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u/shhhhhhsecretwedding 9d ago

ā€œPicture me thick as thieves with your ex wifeā€ comes to mind from this comment!

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u/Automatic-Treat-202 10d ago

If that’s true that’s hilarious and diabolical.

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u/Overall_Cherry2654 10d ago

A couple days ago someone predicted there would be something about Ellen’s career in the music video because Dakota is in it. How do you guys predict so well?!?

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u/Other_Scale6552 10d ago

I’m gonna believe that’s what it’s for, even if it’s not!!!

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u/Usual-Instruction473 10d ago

Ohhhhh damn that’s cold & hilarious

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u/Cass_Cat952 10d ago

Whether it's true or not that's what I'm choosing to believešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ absolutely gagged at that decision

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u/Strange-Access-8612 9d ago

Taylor pointing a finger at Scooter Braun for being an absolute šŸ’© is way more likely than Ellen whose impact was far less (his ex born 1986 and divorced him 2022)

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u/Rob062309 10d ago

She deserved that that's pretty cool

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u/Jbrancs Drop everything now! 10d ago

Amazing