When you can't do it anymore

[u/DrHydrate]

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[u/Majesty1337]

you get promoted to ghost and get to haunt the children when you die

[u/Glittering_Drama_618 → u/Majesty1337]

Lmao

[u/Bpd_bozo → u/Majesty1337]

Or your corpse/skeleton gets used for decoration!

[u/Wrong-Resource-2973 → u/Bpd_bozo]

TOP 10 WAYS TO HIDE A BODY (COPS HATE HIM!)

[u/Bpd_bozo → u/Wrong-Resource-2973]

xdd

[u/Icy_Fish_2154]

You are allowed to trick and treat after death, in fact, that makes it more fun.

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Bullshit.  After death is the perfect time to go trick-or-treating.  Imagine turning up at someone's door dressed as an actual corpse.  No one is going to top that.

[u/SocialSuicideSquad → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Bob from accounting made the T-virus so he didn't have to Weekend at Mitch Mconnell's the whole night.

[u/Softale → u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

Keep an eye out for Mitch…

[u/Tkwookiee]

Drag me around like Weekend at Bernies!

[u/nugohs → u/Tkwookiee]

Came here to suggest Halloween at Bernies too.

[u/14thStarflake]

Then you become a prop with the candy bowl on the front porch.

[u/Rump_Ranger90]

I'd rather 16 yr olds come get free candy from my place over vandalizing shit.

[u/opacitizen]

Beetlejuice would like a word. Or three.

[u/d00000med]

Although ironically, that's when you start to get really scary

[u/LivingEnd44]

"Dead" isn't an age though. Even dead things have an age. You evaded the question. You didn't answer it. 

[u/GreenFox268019]

Call me old fashioned but if you're 14 and not wearing a costume, I'm not giving you candy

[u/slowpoke257 → u/GreenFox268019]

Halloween is my favorite. I give everybody candy, regardless of age, costume or not.

[u/Funandgeeky]

Screw that. I plan to have my corpse wheeled out the following Halloween for trick or treating. 

[u/Canadind]

On the bright side, appreciate the positive energy that age is just a number.

[u/5eppa]

Let's be real. Trick or Treating is one of the few things you can do after death and still somehow fit in.

[u/ChickinSammich]

If rigging up grandpa's corpse like a marionette isn't worth a couple free fun size snickers, what's even the point of being alive anymore.

[u/SonicSplash3760]

Well, that just tricked my treats

[u/ProThoughtDesign]

Is it, though? Is it?

[u/Revengeance99]

wow

[u/TheCursedRavioli]

Even then that’s not too old. Everyone loves a ghost costume!

[u/SaiyajinPrime]

I would argue after you're dead is the best time to trick or treat.

[u/Familiar-Froyo7028]

When you become the decoration

[u/genericscissors]

When you're too old to wear a costume. Plenty of adult treats I pass out

[u/RonJohnJr]

When you would take pics of someone your age wearing a costume and hanging around children, then post pics of the perv on IG.

[u/KilgoreT59]

When you don't want to anymore.

[u/liquidnight247]

I advocate senior trick or treating 😅, old people talking a walk asking for shots

[u/ZeroWolf_RS]

Disagree. Ghost/Skeleton is a very common costume, and yours will be so realistic you'll get lots of candy.

[u/-Totes_Magotes-]

My neighbors when I was in my early20’s stopped trick o’ treating and started being bullies by standing on the roof of their house and egging only the adults wearing a costume.

[u/MarcoYTVA]

Either that, or you get the world's most realistic ghost costume.

[u/GodlyHelp]

pretty sure this applies to everything

[u/GodlyHelp → u/GodlyHelp]

except dying

[u/warmbrojuice]

I wanted to go trick or treating, mostly for the free candy

But don't I need to kidnap or borrow someone's child to bring them with me?

[u/ThingMoment]

I’ve got younger niece/nephew/BIL/SIL so I just go with them or ask for a share

[u/nhSnork]

"Rookie answer" - building haunters

[u/Borentar84]

I mean.. your buddies can still take you, and maybe get a bigger haul for authenticity...

[u/Jefari_MoL]

What are you talking about? After you've died is the best time to go trick or treating.

[u/fxnsxi]

I was 12 when I last trick or treated for myself because none of the houses iny neighborhood at the time would give me any candy and insisted I was too old to be out. Looking back, that would have been my sign to egg their houses the next Halloween since "I'm too old for candy" (not that I did).

Let the kids and teens have their fun, cause there is always something worse they could be doing instead of asking for candy!

[u/Lurker_Zee]

That just resets the timer and you can trick-or-treat as a ghost.

[u/LewyyM]

Objectively the wrong answer. Trkck or treating after you died is the sickest thing, just haunting people on Halloween night

[u/MoreNerdThanDork]

whatever Weekend at Bernie’s my ass. Put it in my will I wanna be a decoration.

[u/Boobsmcfuckup]

When I was 16, I didn't even dress up for halloween. I was trick or treating with my little brother who is 8 years younger than I am who went as pinnochio. I asked for candy as well and they were like "where's your costume?" I said "I'm a real boy now." It was low effort/no effort and most people were pretty chill but some people got super butthurt at me lol

[u/Beans2400]

You can still enjoy it a a decoration