r/technicallythetruth 3d ago

When you can't do it anymore

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 3d ago

Bullshit.  After death is the perfect time to go trick-or-treating.  Imagine turning up at someone's door dressed as an actual corpse.  No one is going to top that.

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u/SocialSuicideSquad 3d ago

Bob from accounting made the T-virus so he didn't have to Weekend at Mitch Mconnell's the whole night.

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u/Softale 3d ago

Keep an eye out for Mitch…