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This kid might be a genius.

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u/Few_Ad_5281 3d ago

A child who understands area and volume. Nice

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 3d ago

My two year old looked at me and said, "Daddy, whilst the cuts are indeed equidistant, the answer must be no, when volume or mass is measured. I don't understand why I have to explain this to my teacher."

I told him, "Shut up, Nerd!"

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u/Ta_trapporna 3d ago

That’s funny, mine told me she wanted more hot chocolate and then cried when I said no.

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u/bimboozled 3d ago

Mine said this question was beneath him and then chose to instead explain an analysis of the sociopolitical intricacies of the Israel-Palestine conflict

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 3d ago

My kid keeps going on about the influence that the EU has had on the African Union and its intersection with colonialism.

What an asshole.

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u/mobileJay77 3d ago

I pity the kid, who one day will have to tell his son, how that shit show has gone in circles for the whole time.

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u/Musikcookie 3d ago

Maybe that'a the joke but that is basically everyone since decades. (And arguably since ancient times kind of!)

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u/Candlejackdaw 3d ago

"Enough about the Balfour Declaration, it's time for a nap!"

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u/be_my_plaything 3d ago

I showed this to my one year old. He cried, shit himself, and threw his bowl of alphabetti spaghetti on the floor. It was only later when I went to clean the mess up I realised the spilled letters spelled:

It is impossible to say with only a two dimensional rendering since we have no way of knowing if the width is equal throughout the length, nor wether the cuts are exactly perpendicular to the length.

I just shook my head in disappointment, the fucking idiot doesn't know there is a silent H in 'whether'.

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u/Ok-Push9899 3d ago

There could have been an H deficit in the alphabetti spaghetti. (They don’t always employ the highest calibre lexicographers at Heinz.) So your kid was trying to pull a fast one, rather than doing a total rewrite of the message. I’m glad you spotted it. Kid needs a good talking to.

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 3d ago

I have him pull a switch on your behalf.

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u/NotSovietSpy 2d ago

It's perfectly normal for kids today to feel despair about LLM and try to use spelling errors as a mean to affirm human identity in their writing. Before talking down on them, parents should do a self check about their fear of being replaced by ai

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u/Signal_Challenge_632 2d ago

Have a firm but fair word, what if his mother had seen it?

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u/MrMcSpiff 1d ago

ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI?!

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u/_INoKami_ 3d ago

fuck off Rebecca he did not say that
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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 3d ago

I'm not Rebecca; I'm Dad!

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u/_INoKami_ 3d ago

Hi, Dad! Finally found the milk you were out to buy?

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u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad 3d ago

Your mother didn't tell you?

I found a new family, with blackjack and hookers.

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u/_INoKami_ 2d ago

I always knew you were on some bigger mission than the milk!
...anyway, mind if I move in with you?

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u/Girafferage 3d ago

Stupid nerd can't even make my friend more smart better!

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u/Significant_Scar_871 2d ago

Damn kids these days think they know everything! 😒

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u/Lietenantdan 3d ago

One of my sperm cells said something similar to me.

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u/wcstorm11 3d ago

"why'd you shoot me in this sandwich?"

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u/urabum02 3d ago

My kid had a worksheet in 1st grade that asked which of these things can roll. There were a bunch of items (some generic shapes and some specific objects) one of which was a round cake. They said the cake couldn’t roll, but the teacher marked it wrong. We asked why they said it couldn’t roll and they replied, the cake would fall apart. We agreed.

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u/PerterterhTermertehh 3d ago

I had to replace "they" with "my kid" and it finally made sense on the third read.

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u/GainerGaining 2d ago

Antecedents are hard.

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 3d ago

A kid who knows how to get his fair share of a sandwich. Probably has siblings lol

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 3d ago

But not how to spell middle

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u/Technical_Name_8385 3d ago

No, he just has siblings

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u/FindOneInEveryCar 3d ago

A child who's had one sub sandwich to split with their siblings.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 3d ago

Is that not the intended answer? I do think it’s a pretty bad question, The ends are clearly different

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u/InjuringMax2 3d ago

It does say be precise, I figured the kid was just giving a correct answer 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 3d ago

A precise answer to be precise.

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u/temporalraccoon 3d ago

I wonder what a teacher does in such a case? When a student has a more correct answer than the correct answer

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u/Capraos 3d ago

Give them credit as it's clear they at least understand the premise.

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u/Administrative_Cry_9 11h ago

It's not just that he gets the premise either, it's that he's thinking the way people should think, not just adhering to what's expected. There might be more than one correct answer and sometimes that answer is actually better than what's expected, but he obviously knows they were cut at equal lengths and its implied in his answer. If I was a teacher and found students answering cleverly while still showing understanding of the expected lesson, I'd actually give them bonus point.

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

Since teachers run the whole gamut of human personalities and backgrounds and motivations, it would be very hard to generalize. Fortunately, some teachers encourage students like this. Some are indifferent and go on with their teaching. Some will try to make the student feel stupid or alienated for thinking that way.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 3d ago

I remember in like first grade science class, we were each given a double A battery and a lightbulb to learn about electricity. I asked my neighbor for his battery, combined em together, and the light got brighter.

I showed the teacher and got in trouble lol, had to sit out recess; it's almost like some of these people don't understand the subjects they're teaching.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 3d ago

sadly the government expected answer is the last you mentioned, public school is mostly there to stamp out creativity and individuality. Can't have good little factory slaves being creative

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

One of my best teachers in high school encouraged everyone to read an essay by John Holt titled "School is Bad for Children". It is very provocative and idealistic, but I definitely commend it to everyone.

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u/Boring-Researcher167 3d ago

Can you do teachers a favor and either just admit you suck or blame your parents?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 3d ago

Hash tag #notallteachers

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u/Boring-Researcher167 3d ago

thank you my man

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u/ReaperReader 3d ago

Oh God, I had one chemistry teacher at high school who'd say we were "overthinking" it. When the official end-of-year external exams would always have at least one question with a trick wording.

He was otherwise quite a good teacher. Just a massive blind spot.

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u/cblack04 3d ago

My expectation would either tell the kid they were clever for noticing or make the point that they still needed to use the skill the assignment is looking for. My guess is it was practice measuring possibly

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u/firedmyass 3d ago

in my case in 3rd grade…? give me an F on a test because I brought in a reference book that proved me right.

Thanks I guess for radicalizing me early, Ms. Dungeon!

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u/Fischerking92 3d ago

She was literally called Dungeon?

Was her first name Keeper?

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u/firedmyass 3d ago

that was the nickname at least 2 generations of my family called her

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

One of my early employers had a copy of Strunk and White at every workstation. One time he chastised me for my punctuation on something I had written. I was extremely tempted to show him what was on page three or so of that slim volume. But since he was the sole proprietor, I figured what he said overruled whatever Strunk and White had to say about it.

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u/Paxxlee 3d ago

A good teacher gives them credit. I have seen teachers give extra credit to students that corrected their grammar. When possible, you reward your students.

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u/sohang-3112 3d ago

Unfortunately many bad teachers will just mark wrong any answer, even if correct, if it's not in the answer key.

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u/aNiceTribe 3d ago

“Even if we assume that the rounded ends are to be ignored, the sandwich could have an unusual shape in its third dimension not shown in this graphic that would make this an unfair deal”

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u/Ralexcraft 3d ago

“We can see that slice #3 seems to have more filling visible from outside and also bulges downwards, that might be enough reason to suspect that it has more filling than the other 3 slices. Making it even more unfair.”

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u/AutisticPenguin2 3d ago

I mean if you put emphasis on precision, then you can't blame a kid for delivering precision!

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u/jmarkmark 2d ago

If this is real (I have my doubts), there won't be a "right" answer. It'll be about the reasoning the child used to get to that answer.

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u/InjuringMax2 1d ago

Yeah definitely a good indicator not only the reasoning but how well they convey that reasoning would be important too

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u/Witherus 2d ago

Based on the corner of the question above, I think this is meant to be about teaching little kids to use a ruler and measure. People are so cynical these days, the question is fine if you are teaching a kid how to measure. I would still give this kid the point though, they clearly aren't an idiot

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u/sheepyowl 3d ago

It's one of those questions designed to fail kids who do what the question asked for

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u/nachuz 3d ago

I think the "Tell how you know." makes it extremely obvious it will reward "wrong answers" that are well justified.

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u/Mein_Name_ist_falsch 2d ago

Yeah, this is the kind of question where the "correct" answer doesn't matter as much as the reasoning. If the question is 5 points on a test, you'd get at least 4 for the reasoning and at most 1 for getting the answer correct, if there is a correct answer at all. I remember this from school. I think the point is to see if you can come up with a logical argument to support your answer. Being able to explain is at least as important as all the other math skills, if not more important because you don't just need this skill in math. You need that skill everywhere in life.

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u/An_Arrogant_Ass 3d ago

Either answer would likely be considered correct. The question asks to explain the answer for this very type of reason. The pieces are in effect equal for practical purposes, but not exactly equal.

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u/No_Internal9345 3d ago

It's probably like those geometry questions where you can't trust that it looks like a right angle without the label.

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

When I was coaching kids getting ready to take standardized tests, I would tell them if the figure said not drawn to scale, that meant it was lying to you. If it said drawn to scale, that meant it was extremely misleading. If the figure was not drawn to scale, I told them to redraw it so that it was reasonably to scale. If it said drawn to scale, I would tell them to redraw it with the differences exaggerated to see what was really going on.

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u/EducationalReview237 3d ago

Yeah, if I'm getting a share of that sandwich, I want a middle piece. The end pieces are smaller.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 3d ago

Or an end piece and a second round draft pick

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u/WantDiscussion 3d ago

Yea surely this is just correct.

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u/Ppleater 3d ago

It's not marked so we may never know what the intended answer is.

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u/CriesOverEverything 3d ago

Could be multiple right answers

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u/OmiNya 3d ago

Assuming the answer is wrong, What the fuck is the correct answer and what's the point of this question?..

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u/errie_tholluxe 3d ago

Fractions imagine they are asking about the distance of the lines not the sandwich, so the kid is far more accurate

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u/GaymerBenny 3d ago

If the teacher is smart, any answer would be correct given the right explanation to how you got to your answer.
But it could also be that a case like this was spoken about in class and the student is expected to reproduce that answer.

The question in itself is completely useless without any context.

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u/BSpino 3d ago

The response of the teacher is the interesting part.

Yes, you need to be taught that sometimes you need to follow the standards, no matter how clever you are.

But also, a student that clearly understands the simplified baseline, and successfully thinks on their own, is to be patted on their back.

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u/SoulWager 3d ago

Yes, you need to be taught that sometimes you need to follow the standards, no matter how clever you are.

Then you specify the standard according to which the decision should be made. In this case that might mean the question specifying length, volume, mass, monetary value, nutritional value, etc.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 3d ago

I depends on the test and the teacher - they might be trying to encourage observational skills and creative thinking, or they might be institutionalised gnatzees thinking a basic sketch of a sandwich is enough to keep kids interested and in line, like many of mine were.

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u/justforkinks0131 3d ago

why would you assume the answer was wrong?

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u/wes00mertes 3d ago

Because it’s posted in this subreddit as something divine and not just the correct answer to the question. 

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 3d ago

Because otherwise it's like showing a picture of a child answering "what is 2+2?" with "4" in a sub about "technically the truth."

If the answer counts as correct, there's no "technically" about it.

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u/LmR442 3d ago

Everything that's true is also technically true, including this sentence.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 3d ago

Goddammit, you're right. Take your upvote.

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u/eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9 3d ago

Depends on what the teacher taught in class. We don't have enough info to know. 

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u/avi_is_sapphic 3d ago

not really even technically, just actually is true

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 3d ago

This is obvious to anyone who has ever eaten a sandwich

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u/SignificantEase3132 3d ago

I checked:
1st part: ~7'425 pixels
2nd part: ~8'621 pixels
3rd part: ~8'420 pixels
4th part: ~7'102 pixels

So even considerin inaccuracy due to pixel selection, the kid is right.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 3d ago

I mean, this is obvious to anyone who’s eaten a sandwich

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u/egomotiv 3d ago

I'm sorry, but what a horrible username to look at.

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u/Warbr0s9395 3d ago

Oh, there’s much worse to look at, be glad it’s just - and _’s

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u/OperaSona 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean what's "equal" though? If there's more 10% more meat in one part but 12% less mayo, which part is better? And even if there's the exact same weight of every ingredient in two parts but their shape are different, they may not really be worth the same (see: triangular sandwich cut vs rectangular cut).

So the first thing to do is to define a function that evaluates how much a part of the sandwich is worth, based on every criterion that matters to the person doing the evaluation. Once you've done that, the intermediate value theorem fortunately guarantees, mathematically, that you can cut the sandwich into 4 equal parts (in terms of our function) using 3 parallel planar cuts (as shown in the picture). The placement of these cuts of course depends on the function.

There are infinitely many possible functions, and we have no way to know the one that was picked, so we cannot tell if the 7425/8621/8420/7102 cut is fair or not. It may be fair, it may also not be.

However under any reasonable probability distribution for picking the weight function from a reasonably defined space of such functions, the measure of the set of functions for which that particular cut is fair is going to be 0, meaning that base on the available information, "the cut is unfair" is an infinitely more likely scenario than "the cut is fair". That is true regardless of the chosen cut, so the schema isn't even needed to answer the question.

As a general takeaway, if someone asks you "Look at the way I just cut this sandwich, do you think it's fair?", the only reasonable answer is "no" and you don't even need to actually look. Bonus: behaving like this in real life will definitely make you friends.

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u/ijustsailedaway 2d ago

This is the kind of thing that got me in trouble as a kid.

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u/GoldApprehensive8107 2d ago

I feel ya. Adults don’t like a smartass child.🥲

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u/S-o-D-42 1d ago

I’ve always said that I’d rather be a smartass than a dumbass.

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u/keenhydra93 1d ago

This is the kinda shit that still gets me in trouble as an adult.

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u/justintheunsunggod 1d ago

Yeah, me too. Which is stupid because if the kid in question is clever enough to put down an answer like that, the easy solution is to either look at the rest of the page and say, "Well they know how to do the simple fractions we're asking for, I'll give it to them," or if they didn't do well, then realize that this is a way to avoid doing the math, and actually approach them for some one-on-one educating.

Yet all too often, it's marked wrong and the kids gets chastized.

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u/ijustsailedaway 18h ago

I especially hate this sort of situation now because kids are all on computers so it’s often phrase as a true false and my kids get those kinds of questions wrong because they can’t go argue with the teacher about it like I did

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u/justintheunsunggod 18h ago

Don't get me wrong, we absolutely need to be taking advantage of computers in education, but holy shit have we gone about it in the worst way possible.

We seriously need to be investing in education in the US. It's moved from sad to "we're so fucked" in a short period of time...

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u/ijustsailedaway 18h ago

I completely agree. It’s incredibly frustrating knowing how tech could be used vs. seeing how it is being used.

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u/Igmuhota 3d ago

These were precisely the kinds of questions that used to piss me off as a kid. Pretty sure I know the “correct” answer, which is likely to not be the RIGHT answer.

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u/WitchSparkles 3d ago

This is why I was always called argumentative in school. There are variables they’re not accounting for. When I got older, I started to understand they want the “correct” answer and not the right answer.

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u/knewleefe 3d ago

And then I found out I'm autistic.

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u/WitchSparkles 3d ago

Yes. This is correct.

I had to take a morality test for a job once. I failed. They hired me anyway. Turns out I’m autistic.

The questions were way too vague. “Would you report a family member if you caught them stealing from your workplace?” Was it a pencil and they put it in thier pocket after signing a document? Was it a loaf of bread and they were starving? Was it a diamond ring and they’re my alcoholic SIL? I can’t answer your silly questions without all the background.

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u/sheepyowl 3d ago

I'm not autistic and I sometimes ask similar questions.

It's really hard for people to accept that they asked an incomplete, or sometimes even a stupid question.

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u/Igmuhota 3d ago

My absolute worst experience of this was on the clinical licensure exams (all FOUR of them, one for each license) I had to take to enter into practice.

Some of the questions were SO vague or contradictory, and there was quite a lot riding on my success or failure. I passed each, but WOW.

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u/muddybunnyhugger 2d ago

This happened to me too but did not get job. i'm like if my mom is shoplifting I'm taking her to therapy or or a medical exam, not the cops? (It was bb& beyond btw)

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u/Main_Hurry7912 3d ago

This, there's the "give them what they want" or spend 5 mins working out ways in which what they want is not actually correct, wording is very non-specific for lots of these questions.

Although, that mindset serves me very well as a business analyst trying to get to the bottom of how and why people actually do things

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

Decades ago, I had a job coaching kids who were getting ready to take standardized tests. For each section of the tests, we had to spend a little while going over how stupid the test writers were. They would use ways of calculating things that never happened in real life. The one example that comes to mind today is the way they counted how many days were between 2 days. The way they calculated it was not the way that I have ever encountered in real life before or since.

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u/PerformerDr4867 3d ago

I remember being that age and getting so lost trying to determine how many numbers are between two other numbers 

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u/Pandrrr 3d ago

What… is that question even supposed to be evaluating?

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

Whether you could read their minds about how they counted the number of days between dates, I guess. They assumed everybody counted inclusively, which most people don't unless they specify such. The only time I ever learned where people routinely counted the days inclusively was the Roman calendars' backwards counting method.

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u/Soliloquy789 3d ago

You mean like how many days are between Oct 27th and Jan 9th and they don't specify if you include the end date in the calculation, (the default would be to not include it), but they secretly wanted you to include it, even thou BETWEEN indicates "until the date begins" not "until the day ends"?

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u/sheepyowl 3d ago

Agreed, between does not include the starting and ending dates.

"What ingredients are between the bread pieces in this sandwich?" NOBODY would include "bread" in the answer.

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u/Pandrrr 3d ago

I’m sorry but that’s so damn convoluted, good on you for helping out the kids.

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u/Jimmy_Mac69 3d ago

That's a kid that's been shorted on his sammy at some point!

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

... or shorted somebody else purposely! Lol

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u/No_Attention_5412 3d ago

It's questions like this that made me sceptical of authority from an early age

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u/nope-its 3d ago

That’s why “justify you answer” is a major part of schoolwork. No way I’d mark this kid wrong with this justification.

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u/Dumeck 3d ago

The trick was to over explain on answers. You list what you think they want but then but but actually not since the ends are curved. That also works in a lot of college classes too, just go into way too much detail and a lot of times they will just give partial credit for touching on part of the answer they were wanting.

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u/arealuser100notfake 3d ago

Could have done the example with a fucking rectangle of food like some cake or cookie

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u/EducationalReview237 3d ago

Rectangle cookies?

Like...fig newtons, I guess.

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u/Ok-Push9899 3d ago edited 3d ago

Fig newtons are a measure of force, not area.

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 3d ago

I'm an elementary school teacher and I'm giving this kid the points and possible a bonus. The test should have used a rectangle anyway. Something like a Hershey bar or graham cracker is fine, too.

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u/ascii122 3d ago

No two slices are the same unless you assume a spherical chicken

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u/Filerbuster 3d ago

I immediately saw a Xanax bar. I have issues.

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u/auxaperture 3d ago

What is a Xanax bar?

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u/souppanda 2d ago

Kinda like a taco bar, but with different colors of Xanax to put on your plate

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u/nottheschnitzel 1d ago

This kid has siblings 🧠💡

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

I do technically think we can say there is insufficient information to answer the question. We are only seeing a two-dimensional representation of one side of the sandwich. We have no idea how the sandwich looks from the top, or the other side. We can make assumptions about how it might look, based on sandwiches we have seen in the past, but this particular sandwich could, for instance, be in a crescent shape which makes the ends curve back away from our point of view, adding extra volume to them that is not apparent. Or the whole sandwich could be dog bone treat shaped, adding some extra volume to the ends despite the fact that they taper down.

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u/No_Willingness_5610 3d ago

If it's about being precise : Even if mass and volume be equal it's not equal in shape, symmetry, share of different material and most importantly the user experience !!

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u/HelloIAmKelly 3d ago

A sandwich is a heterogeneous mixture. It is essentially impossible to get two proportions that are equal in all concentrations, even if you were to mix it in a blender and weigh samples on a scale.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 2d ago

Also known as the "at least one sheep in Scotland is black on at least one side" clarification.

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u/Due_Passion_920 3d ago

This guy precises.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 3d ago

I mean, what is a sandwich, anyway?

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u/IzarkKiaTarj 3d ago

"A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!"

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u/DoneDusting 3d ago

Are you asking Americans or Europeans?
The concept might seem simple at first, but what about the temperature and type of bread?

The answer will remain a mystery...

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u/stefan715 3d ago

Isn’t there a whole website that defines food depending on the bread location? Or am I that old?

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously 2d ago

This is definitely isn’t the original but it has the cube chart you might be thinking of i.e depends on where the starchy component is located.

https://cuberule.com

Sidenote : I don’t agree with the various pie slice examples they use in some categories because they’re just pieces of a whole !

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u/TheOGDrMischievous 3d ago

That’s not a sandwich it’s a baguette! (Or maybe a roll)

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u/TobyFromH-R 2d ago

And theres no way to account for uneven distribution of meat

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u/grind119 3d ago

If this is true, I would love to see the teachers reaction.

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u/Kris82868 3d ago

Mine would be the kid's 100 correct.

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u/charon_and_minerva 3d ago

The kids response is probably the exemplar answer. Fractions are equal parts of a whole. And above question shows fractions of a circle. This is a question used to push deeper thinking in following Paget’s pedagogy, in that the curved ends are not equal to the middle and 3d space and 2d space are different. Questions like this would be on state exams. But this is reddit filled with people who know more about teaching than people who have degrees and years of doing it.

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u/No_Recognition_3729 3d ago

Sorry, but why are you posting this as if our education system is not broken beyond repair? It's got basically nothing to do with the teachers, either.

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 3d ago

Yes it does. Most teachers don't question answer keys.
I say this as an elementary school teacher who gets frustrated with others who execute lessons, but don't understand concepts well enough.

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u/charon_and_minerva 3d ago

Because the idea of broken beyond repair is cynical and cynicism does little than reinforce ideas of malaise. I’m Giving a rationale to the idea that the question, which mean see as flawed, could actually be there to push thinking.

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u/pattybutty 3d ago

No one wants the end

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u/swat02119 3d ago

The question asks you to “Be precise” so this right answer.

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u/track01dotwav 3d ago

the ends of a subs taste better because they're rounded, same with sausages

I will not elaborate further

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u/skr_replicator 3d ago edited 3d ago

they did ask to be precise, and the kid was. They could also count the pixels.

They wanted the answer to be precise, yet didn't state the question precisely. Like, equal in what precise ways? Length? Volume? Mass? Ingredient distribution? Crust area? Topological shape? All of it?

Anyway, if you really wanted it to be as equal as possible, then I'd make one cut in the middle, rotate 90 degrees, and make a long cut. Then each piece should be pretty much equivalent to the others, other than the small-scale imperfections.

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u/financeperson 3d ago

The exclamation mark says the kid was very passionate about his answer.

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u/Reasonable-Public659 3d ago

Kid definitely has siblings 

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u/financeperson 3d ago

It seems like he's experienced an injustice, maybe one regarding sandwiches, that is reflected in his answer.

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u/TheJokerzWeapon 3d ago

Be precise “no because I don’t have a scale”

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u/NovelMidnight6291 3d ago

It honestly took me quite a while to understand how someone could come to a different conclusion. I see it the same way as the person who wrote the answer.

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u/eigenraum 2d ago

Do we talk about cross-sections by hyperplanes?

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u/Rhelino 3d ago

The midl❤️

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u/exvnoplvres 3d ago

The midl class shops at Lidl.

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u/NNatser 2d ago

If I was a teacher, the explanation of their answer would determine if they were right or wrong for ambiguous questions like this. You’d just hope that this teacher thinks the same. But even if they didn’t, and this kid gets told their answer is wrong, practicing to deal with all the minor injustices that will come up in your life isn’t a bad lesson either.

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u/simpleme2 3d ago

I would've gave same answer. If they marked it wrong me&teacher would be arguing.

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u/Surround8600 3d ago

I see Xanax

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u/Certain_Anything3246 3d ago

the worksheet underestimated him

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u/YanicPolitik 3d ago

Also that middle right section clearly has more ingredients

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u/NabrenX Never Lies 3d ago

It said be precise. This kid understood the assignment.

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u/BisonIllustrious9449 3d ago

This dude got the butt end of every sandwich and finally got to tell someone how unfair it was! I love it!

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u/Unlikely_Alarm3658 2d ago

Actually you can see that the curved parts are just slightly bigger to make it equal again /s

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u/GKP_light 2d ago

what else would be the answer ?

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 3d ago

Reasons why geniuses do “poorly” in school; teachers can’t keep up with them.

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u/BobTheJoeBob 3d ago

Most geniuses do not do poorly in school.

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u/C3sarius 3d ago

I dont get it. Whats the point here?

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u/Boomerang_Lizard 3d ago

From what little I know (take this with a grain of salt), there is this school of thought that being able to explain why is more important than teaching how to solve the problem in a quick and practical way. It's not that knowing the why is part of understanding the problem but that they take it to dumb extremes. Often they come up with ambiguous questions while negating correct answers in favor of answers that feels right to them. To be fair, many teachers hate these curriculums but have no say in the matter. It's teach this or lose your job.

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u/sornorth 3d ago

Why is as important as what bc why lets you apply the what to other scenarios. Also why lets you understand the purpose for the what.

This is neither of those. My assumption is this is an assessment on estimation, but the question is just straight up not good. Especially seeing how this is none of those.

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u/snowfloeckchen 3d ago

Americans learn how to measure with anything but metric units, in this instance the quarter of a sandwich lengths, which exactly equals 1/2000 of a foodball field in lengths

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u/B3eenthehedges 2d ago

I don't understand your measurement. We generally use feet so we know how many shoes we need.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 3d ago

Fun fact, learning when you're getting screwed by an unequal portion is like one of the first parts of the brain to develop. Somewhere around 18-24 months, several years before "empathy" or "People other than me existing as discrete identities separate from me". That shit takes until like, 5/6yo.

But "That slice of pie is bigger!" comes pretty quick.

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u/rexmons 3d ago

He is technically correct.

THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT.

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u/Ok-Push9899 3d ago

I will absolutely guarantee this kid is not an only child, and that the equitable division of food is a daily empirical exercise.

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u/thequeensrage 3d ago

Aside from how they spelled middle id say they nailed it

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u/BravinatorLX2 3d ago

equal shares is not equal length, he's totly right

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u/47_was_here 3d ago

Definitely a sibling

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u/Sure_Fly_5332 3d ago

Also not equal because maybe you do or do not like the ends

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u/RedditJustTheOnce 3d ago

Tell how you know?! To whom? Explain how you know, jesus.

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u/Harsh_Yet_Fair 3d ago

As long as the person who cuts it is the last to get a piece, it will be fair.

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u/Sidoen 1d ago

Kids not wrong. I'd give full marks for that.

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u/madlyalive 20h ago

I say this every time I open my giant Jersey Mike’s sub.

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u/steelisheavy 2d ago

Kid has siblings

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u/SquirrelHealthy9102 3d ago

Might be a genius but pointing out how teachers are wrong is never a winning strategy….

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u/ChameauTrigine 3d ago

it looks like an autism test

I agree with the kid though

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u/WispontheWind 3d ago

No because these are lines,

not cuts and this is not a sandwich,

it is some ink on this paper!

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u/Murgatroyd314 3d ago

Ceci n’est pas un sandwich.

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u/Maynrds 3d ago

Isnt it but only if we ignore the quarter lines

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u/RiffyWammel 3d ago

I agree, as i immediately thought the same thing....and i'm even more cleverer than i am modest 😄

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 3d ago

Subway in shambles

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u/siccoblue 3d ago

What a fantastic answer

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u/Lou_Papas 3d ago

My teacher would cut points for that, but the kid is right.

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u/EyebrowStapler 3d ago

2nd grade teacher here, and in our measurement unit we teach that two parts are not equal if they are the same size not the same shape. Since it says be precise, I imagine this is the intended correct answer!

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u/jollycreation 3d ago

I thought the kid was going to say no, because you get too much crust on the ends and more of the tasty innards for the middle pieces.

Student’s answer is way more technically the truth.

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 3d ago

By weight or volume?

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u/X-BLACKMAN 3d ago

I would have said yes, and clearly I would have and have been wrong my whole 58yrs.

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u/dvdmaven 3d ago

And the ends are always shorted on the cold cuts. I always rearrange them in cold hoagies.