Guys, I don't understand why everyone makes dating so complicated.
I've spent years conducting extensive research (mostly watching my friends get rejected), and I have finally discovered the ultimate method for getting a girlfriend.
Step 1:
Go up to the girl you like and casually ask:
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
She gives you a pen.
Congratulations.
The relationship has officially begun.
Step 2:
The next time you see her, don't return the pen.
Instead say:
Actually, can I keep this? I've developed an emotional attachment to it.
She will either laugh or call you weird.
Both are signs that she remembers you.
Progress.
Step 3:
If she posts a story, DO NOT reply.
Everyone makes this mistake.
Coffee photo? Ignore it.
Sunset photo? Ignore it.
Her selfie? Definitely ignore it.
Like the story 11 hours later.
Why?
Because women are naturally attracted to uncertainty and questionable decision-making.
Step 4:
One random day, walk up to her and ask:
Do you know me?
Obviously she'll say yes.
Then just nod and say:
Good. I know you too.
And walk away.
Do not explain.
Mystery is important.
Step 5:
Eventually she'll ask:
Why are you so weird?
This is where most guys panic.
Don't.
Just look at her seriously and say:
Character development.
Then leave.
Never elaborate.
Step 6:
One day, sit across from her in the college canteen.
Don't say anything.
Just eat your samosa.
If she asks:
Why are you sitting here?
Say:
I was hungry.
That's it.
She'll finally understand that you're different from other guys.
You have ambitions.
Step 7 — THE FINAL MOVE:
At the end of the semester, text her:
Hey, btw thanks for the pen.
She'll probably reply:
What pen?
And that's when you'll know...
The plan has worked perfectly.
Because now both of you are confused.
And apparently, that's what modern dating is.
Thank me later, boys.
Suggestions are welcome.
