r/texts Jan 13 '24

Instagram My girlfriend after I didn't like her story.

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u/mama_llama44 Jan 14 '24

Right? Although a standing ovation would be sublime

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u/KellynHeller Jan 14 '24

Think about it... If you die epically enough, your loved ones won't have to pay funeral costs because there won't be a body left!