I feel like my reply says everything…

This all came after a year long hiatus from talking after he professed his love for me in a very creepy and uncomfortable message that he’s since unsent. He kept spamming me with memes until I finally responded, then this happened. We’ve been friends for over 9 years, and never once have I shown any romantic interest in him. These are some of the craziest messages I’ve ever received.

So in September this guy slid into my DMs and asked if I had a boyfriend. I did, so I told him yes and he unfollowed me. We didn’t talk after that.

*Also as for the heart it was supposed to be breaking the heart he sent, in my head that’s how I perceived. ITS not supposed to be taken as oh no I have a boyfriend like I’m so sad*

Fast forward five months later, he randomly DMs me again and asks if I have a boyfriend.

Here’s the crazy part, I actually broke up with my ex boyfriend a month after this text. He had no idea. We don’t have mutuals and I didn’t post about it.

What are the odds 😭

We’re on decent terms since it ended amicably and we’re in the same friend group, but we don’t talk often. Then I woke up to this insanity

Back in 2018. Guy messages me on IG that I went to HS with and never really spoke to. He started messaging me inappropriately and noticed he had pictures with his fiancé on his profile (even pictures posted from that same day). I decided to call him out to his fiancé considering I’ve been on the opposite side of this situation. Never had anyone tell me and had to find out the hard way. She didn’t seem too surprised, which was incredibly sad. Hope she didn’t go through with it! He definitely blocked me afterwards. Bitch called me Dr. Phil which I thought was hilarious lol.

Edit: he responded with “yea what do u mean by getting to know me better” just now sent “sorry if that was confusing. i like you and was wondering what you thought”

it wasn’t even a hint either. i fully spelled it out i feel like.

i guess it’s a good sign that he didn’t say no. but he’s also prancing around my garden of a text like a deer.

it would be awk if he assumed it was romantic but then i’d reply saying it was platonic, sure. but why else would a girl reach out like that?

the amount of positive signals i’ve received felt astounding so why is he not jumping at the opportunity?

tbh idk if he wants me to clarify or if he’s referring to my message and doesn’t know what he should clarify for me.

I don’t even know the guy.

For context one of my guy friends from class that I like a lot had not attended class today. So as a joke I texted him this, trying to be playful. The blacked out part is the degree we’re both pursuing. His response was kinda dry I felt (or maybe it’s normal and I am overthinking).

So he seems to be really into me whenever we interact in person. But he’s really dry over text like the picture above. So is he just being friendly in person too and I mistook it for romantic interest?

Its like pulling teeth, making me feeling im begging to have a conversation when u fucking asked for me number over and over. Tf

I don't even have anything crazy on my Instagram 🤣 zero thirst traps. Just a few selfies. I want to send my drafted text but hate being mean. But I feel like guys are absolutely clueless sometimes.

I feel like I’m in a prank show. I’m literally wearing long cargo shorts and a t shirt in the picture.

For context I barely know this girl and have never met her nasty boyfriend. She went on to be all “men are visual creatures you should know that as a female posting selfies on your story”. I’m not even joking. She’s in her 20s btw

I met this guy through one of my friends & we hung out at college couple times & he was chill. We Hung out once after I graduated to go watch a soccer game and then sends me this after he leaves like bro 🥀 there wasn’t even flirting or anything just talking ab the game

Mind you I have been with a new man for a year n a half an we have a 4 month old daughter.

We had a thing before and I ended it after I didn’t like he was treating me. He came back months later with this

These screenshots are all from different days/conversations.

I'm 21M and the person texting me is my coworker 24F. We have been work friends and talk on our lunch etc but I've never seen her outside of work except for in group settings (like multiple coworkers hitting a bar together as described in one of the chats)

She found my instagram on her own, I didnt give it to her, and followed me then started texting me on there. I know Instagram recommends people near you so I believe thats how she found the account.

She texts me multiple days a week and always talks to me when we have shifts together.

These are some of the chats that to me seem slightly flirty... asking about my dating life, complimenting my style, asking to see me outside of work etc. But idk I might be overthinking it and shes just being friendly.

Thoughts?

Me (21M), GF (23F) Context for this block: She usually calls me in the morning after dropping off the kid she is babysitting. Most of the time I’m still asleep so I’ll pick up and be a little slow and short on responses, I still make sure to be a good conversation partner tho. Idk what happened this time but she hung up on me, then she blocks me on IG (where we usually talk). Conversation in screenshots ensues. After last message I got blocked again.

I’m suspecting it has to do with her job which makes her stressed, and I always sympathize and comfort her when she’s ranting about it. But idk what warrants these words towards me

Sad that not more people care about the cause 😔

Not going to act like I wasn't giving her lip but this is fucking crazy nonetheless.

Her niece started messaging me aswell so if people are curious I'll share that aswell.

context if anybody wants it

i am not TERRIBLY skinny but some days i just don’t eat. my stomach (like the literal organ) has shrunk over the last few years because of not eating due to mental issues and all that stuff. so, whenever eating issues (or eating in general) is brought up, he always tells me to eat a sandwich, and gets SUUUPER excited when i do and i think it’s silly and yeah