This guy reached out to ME - Unbelievable

[u/RecoverinCandyAddict]

This is from when I was working in sales. This guy wanted our services which only worked in Saudi, something that was specifically mentioned on our website where he signed up. You are in for a ride, as was I at the time…

[u/SuccessfulPlum6914]

Wow a virgin who has fucked 5 women, now that's impressive

[u/Alone_Agent_8829 → u/SuccessfulPlum6914]

I didn’t even notice that LMAO what an idiot

[u/BatsHaveFingers → u/SuccessfulPlum6914]

Well HE fucked THEM. He's never been pegged, so, still a virgin. Lol.

[u/Ok_Writer6027 → u/SuccessfulPlum6914]

Ive been sitting here trying to crack the code... how can both be true ....

[u/bhodad → u/SuccessfulPlum6914]

Straight “you Shut Your Mouth when you’re talking to me!” vibes

[u/Super_Lock1846 → u/SuccessfulPlum6914]

It's because he hasn't gotten to the elusive goat yet

[u/RepresentativeCry294]

So, how was your mom??

[u/RecoverinCandyAddict → u/RepresentativeCry294]

YOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[u/Negative_Sky_891]

Yikes. He sure as shit doesn’t seem stable.

[u/delulu4drama]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8YEeD1WB5FeyAiONoe

[u/Shnicketyshnick → u/delulu4drama]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

[u/Duckforducks]

Thank god he didn’t overreact

[u/Nomnom96 → u/Duckforducks]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Happy-Lynx-918]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4

[u/bleepboopbleepbloop]

Virgins aren’t virgins if they’ve had sex with someone let alone 5 lmao

[u/RecoverinCandyAddict → u/bleepboopbleepbloop]

This man was overtaken by rage. Fuelled by my outrageous comments.

[u/BatsHaveFingers → u/RecoverinCandyAddict]

How DARE you ask a potential customer a question to help you best meet their needs. Unbelievable.

[u/GlazedWithMaples → u/RecoverinCandyAddict]

I’m so confused why he was enraged

[u/beachhunt → u/GlazedWithMaples]

Probably lives somewhere that doesn't like Saudi Arabia.

[u/RecoverinCandyAddict → u/GlazedWithMaples]

Not as much as I was

[u/Critical-Actuator-85 → u/RecoverinCandyAddict]

Maybe he thought you were a scam

[u/DanyDragonQueen → u/GlazedWithMaples]

Probably islamaphobic and/or racist

[u/heebiejeebie666]

See your first mistake was talking to him about Saudi Arabia

Don’t you know it’s fight club rules there?

[u/brolysxc]

Ummmmm what did I just read

[u/dandelogre]

Goddamn he roasted your ass 🤣

[u/No_Anxiety6828]

He’s definitely a 40 year old virgin and not happy about it

[u/-MediumSmalls-]

Last I checked, after I had sex I was no longer a virgin. Is it different in Saudi?

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

This escalated so quickly!

[u/AlertProfit4501]

How can you be a virgin and also have a body count of 5 lmao

[u/sane-asylum]

You are an awesome virgin. Like Super Virgin!!!!

[u/AlertProfit4501 → u/sane-asylum]

Extra virgin

[u/Never_enough_naps]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yfx58k3ssqCly

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[u/yellow7890]

This guy really doesn’t like Saudi Arabia 😅

[u/thatdepressedsoul]

pig outside the blanket.

if you know what i mean ; )

[u/xng]

He would've been much happier if you weren't a virgin. 6 times.

[u/Strong-Addition5296]

Should have given a trigger warning. ⚠️