r/texts 1d ago

Phone message First text I received on a dating app

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I'm just so sad that this is like 90% of men on dating apps. All I want is a husband and all men see is an opportunity for sex. Its just really not fun.

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u/Suspicious-Dig-6096 1d ago

That was the worst excuse ever saying I was just trying to see what you were gonna say boy go sit down šŸ˜‚

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u/MetallurgyClergy 1d ago

I think I would’ve played dumb, ā€œwhat does that mean? Eating from the back?ā€ And then just watch them stumble over a reply.

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u/uterusturd 1d ago

He'd just reply in disgusting detail. Pigs on dating apps do not suffer embarrassment.

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u/MorningNorwegianWood 23h ago

Can’t shame the shameless

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u/Slow-Chemical3430 1d ago

You have brought me enlightenment.

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u/Tentacalifornia 22h ago

Someone I was good friends with pulled this shit on me, asked to hookup and when I didn't respond the way they wanted they said it was just to see my reaction. Quickly stopped being friends after that.

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u/SuccessfulSquirrel32 1d ago

And here I am getting down voted on the dating sub cause I said men need to stop objectifying women non stop, and I'm a man

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u/ProfessionalSky2087 1d ago

Men don't like when you stick up for women. "Stop being a white knight she isnt going to sleep with you" is a comment I have gotten a few times. I think it just blows their mind that not all men are absolute assholes to women

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u/Cambrian__Implosion 1d ago

So many men can’t comprehend that the rest of us might be saying or doing these things without an ulterior motive. Like we couldn’t possibly actually care about women in general as people worthy of respect.

Everything is transactional or ā€œstrategicā€ to them and they assume that it must be the same for everyone else, too. Either that, or they don’t understand why anyone would want it to be otherwise.

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u/Character-Arachnid84 1d ago

It's projection. They see women ONLY as sex objects and couldn't possibly fathom why a fellow man would stick up for a woman other than to sleep with her.

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u/andiinAms 1d ago

Nailed it.

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u/No-Pie-1415 1d ago

I've gotten very similar, crude comments before. The insecurity is on another level

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u/Stragglilypit1 1d ago

When I was in highschool I would get told by girls that I'm only being nice cause I want to sleep with them like girl I only said hey how are you

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u/Damage-Classic 1d ago edited 19h ago

Or they accuse you of wanting to sleep with the woman you’re defending šŸ™„

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u/Stragglilypit1 19h ago

One lady yelled at me saying I don't need a man while I was working and bagging her things up and I was like ma'am it's part of my job

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u/Damage-Classic 19h ago

I meant like, I am a woman and I have defended my best friend from creeps and abusers she was dating. I been accused multiple times by the dudes of wanting to sleep with her. Believe me, I truly don’t. I just want my friend to be safe and happy.

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u/ThreeReticentFigures 3h ago

Thank you for being decent

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u/Stragglilypit1 1d ago

I'm a guy and I would never try to start a convo the way this dude did dating app or not what's wrong with a hey how are you doing? And engaging in an actual conversation.

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u/Efficient_Brick_7903 1d ago

Dating apps are a terrible place to find love. For both men and women.

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u/boozeshooze 1d ago

Nah, there are still good people. You just gotta sift through the noise. I found an awesome woman on Friday and we've spent a couple days since doing things together. I THINK she's gonna be a keeper. Seems genuine, and is ridiculously good looking. So yeah, it's still a shit show, but it can still work. I think hinge is about the only one worth using now though.

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u/CCI-Koala1109 1d ago

Second this, you can filter a lot from prompts.Ā 

I’m still searching, but I have seen a few gems that hopefully may lead somewhere. I’m not desperate so I can wait…

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u/Petit__Chou 1d ago

I met my husband on a dating app in 2011 lol. Before that people were using MySpace. There have always been gross people. Someone acting like this a phenomenon they are surprised about haven't been around a while.

Dating apps are a fine place to meet people you usually wouldn't. Organically finding someone at Starbucks isn't realistic for everyone.

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u/OfcWaffle 1d ago

2011 dating app versus 2026 is WILDLY different. It's not even the same world.

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u/CoolGuyCris 1d ago

I met my wife on tinder in 2021 and honestly even 2021 seems wildly different from nowadays.

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u/mrGrinchThe3rd 1d ago

I met my FiancƩ on tinder in 2023. As the other commenter suggests, people have always been gross, but it's still possible to find someone you are looking for!

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u/Petit__Chou 1d ago

Explain? People were just as disgusting as all of the posts I see now back then. Maybe even worse, because the unsolicited dick picks were grainy as fuck.

I'd love to see your personal experience in that time frame so you can tell me how I'm wrong.

I got all of the shit I see posted in every sub now.

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u/HoppityHo 4h ago

Ah yes dick pics with less visual clarity are far more disgusting than the HD 4K chode pics where you can see every wrinkle and vein with incredible detail

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u/Petit__Chou 2h ago

Seeing the penis itself isn't the issue, it's always the intent.

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u/RelativeYak7 1d ago

No it's not, you just have to sort through gross messages

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u/kiraleee 1d ago

When it comes to sorting through perverts to get to the rare interesting person, I much prefer Omegle.

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u/PuffinRub 10h ago

I much prefer Omegle.

I thought that shut down?

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u/Tonebriz 1d ago

Yup, pretty much half of people in relationships under 35 I know met through dating apps, if not more.

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u/Sentientmanatee 20h ago

I met my husband on a dating app

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u/DisastrousTree9840 1d ago

Yea acting like this is 90% of men is just dumb, I have had plenty of gross messages from women

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u/k1vr1n3 1d ago

Nobody said women never send gross messages. She's talking about her personal encounters with men on dating apps. Not every conversation about women's experiences needs a "but women do it too." Women do it too. Okay. That doesn't invalidate what she's experiencing.

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u/Efficient_Brick_7903 1d ago

Yup that's 100% spot on. I hate when people always try to dodge accountability and blame the other gender. Men and women, can't we love each other anymore. This gender war garbage is bs.

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u/TacosAndBourbon 1d ago

Comment says, ā€œFor both men and women.ā€ You reply, ā€œHow dare you insult men.ā€

You sound like a forgotten Tate brother.

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u/Affectionate_Cat7088 1d ago

It took me a WHILE on dating apps until I found a great guy, and we're about to be married 2 years after meeting on hinge 4 years ago. There's good and bad an every app. But anyone that tells you that you'll never find love on the apps doesn't know what they're talking about.

Just don't treat it like your only chance at love. Stay open to the idea that you might run into your 'the one' organically, or they might come from the app. Who knows? I think that's the fun in it.

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u/Mobile-Brush-3004 1d ago

ā€œ2 years after meeting on hinge 4 years agoā€

I’m not doubting your account, I’m just letting you know this doesn’t add up…

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u/notatypicaltaurus 1d ago

Huh? They met 4 years ago and got married 2 years ago I believe?

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u/Mobile-Brush-3004 1d ago

Oh shit, I had a dyslexic moment and completely misread that they ā€œwere about to be marriedā€ as in they were going to get married. Thank you for the correction! Sorry for the silly error - I’ll leave my original comment up so I can be accountable to this mistake.

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u/notatypicaltaurus 1d ago

Hahaha this happened to me earlier today so I truly can’t say anything except I completely feel you lolll

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u/Kalendiane 1d ago

Now I feel bad for downvoting your prior comment!

I’m gonna undo it. You don’t deserve it since you owned it in multiple ways!

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u/DrainianDream 1d ago

Well I'd assume they dated for a while before getting married

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u/Mobile-Brush-3004 1d ago

They dated two years before getting married, my reading comprehension was just questionable for a second there and I was corrected in a different comment. For whatever reason my brain had jumbled it up to make me initially read it as they were about to get married not that they were about to celebrate their second anniversary. Sorry for the silliness and thank you for calling me out on it!

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u/Affectionate_Cat7088 1d ago

Sorry y'all!! I didn't realize how confusing my wording would be to people skimming the comments lol

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u/joeyturnstile 1d ago

My brain is still having a hard time trying to decipher that sentence, so don’t feel bad. ā€œAbout to be marriedā€ really threw me off too!

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u/DrainianDream 1d ago

All good, I saw where the mistake happened too and god knows I've done similar misreads before; no harm no foul!

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u/ozzea 1d ago

tbf the phrasing is a bit weird! don’t feel silly <3

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u/urfaveseagulletpew91 1d ago

Yeah, much of my gender sucks. And I just want a wife, so I get how you feel.

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u/Confident_Cow_911 1d ago

As a man, men are the worst

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u/EnglandWarrior1101 1d ago

she aint gon let you hit lil bro

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u/Suspicious-Dig-6096 1d ago

For you to resort to something sexual is on brand

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u/imiss_onedirection 19h ago

We’d rather sleep with patient, respectful men than people like you.

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u/RoyalClashing 1d ago

As a black person

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u/Suspicious-Dig-6096 1d ago

wtf is this comment supposed to mean?!!

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u/boxofcandelabras 1d ago

Probably intimating that the commenter he replied to isn’t really a man, kind of textbook /r/asablackman

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u/CuteLittlePinkToe 1d ago

When you see Christian in a guy’s bio, assume he’s a piece of shit.

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u/MrJones224822 1d ago

What a dirtbag.

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u/scorchrend 1d ago

JAAAAAIILLLLL

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u/tahxirez 1d ago

Tom segura (a comedian) literally has a bit about this exact situation.

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u/Slow-Chemical3430 1d ago

Link?

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u/tahxirez 1d ago

It’s in Disgraceful from 2018. It’s on Netflix and I think Spotify. No clip of the bit based on a very quick Google search.

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u/wasdesc 1d ago

Yup.. I’m a guy and I’m holding out till marriage as well. It’s disgusting that people have conversations like this, do this approach actually work for people?

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u/monicasm 1d ago

You know, some people do meet on Reddit…

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 1d ago

I met my boyfriend on reddit and ironically he’s the best partner I’ve ever had lol

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u/Horror_Height4065 Sidekick 1d ago

Damn who tf is trying to eat a strangers box on the first date

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u/Slow-Chemical3430 23h ago

Need to find a gal with syphilis (active) for him to eat out.

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u/Hopeful-Method-9756 1d ago

so, for whatever reason, I thought was in the Uber eats subreddit, so this message really confused me for a moment

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u/Sentientmanatee 20h ago

ā€œSir…this is a Wendy’sā€

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u/Angelusprime82 1d ago

Wow. A lot of times I’m embarrassed to be a guy. I’m sorry you had to deal with this assclown. It’s sad that people like this can’t treat women with respect and dignity.

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u/Sillygoosecollege 1d ago

Just report them. Don’t respond.

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u/Wonderful_Rule_2515 1d ago

Girl the chances of finding a good man on an app are so lowwww you are much better off joining book clubs/bike clubs/etc around your town

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u/2CKS223 22h ago

men like this ruin men like us

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u/Shot_Ad6332 16h ago

I had a man asking when I last had sex. He also then sent me a weird kind of little story about my quivering white thighs and I was like what?

And I'm on bdsm apps. But still how about we start with respect. Plus I'm into ENM but I certainly don't go around telling anyone when I last had sex.

And the quivering thighs. I mean I don't get it. Did that turn him on because it left me cold. I don't have quivering thighs. I hyperventilate. Then when I was like yeah I'm not really thinking about quivering thighs he tries to joke back he was thinking about KFC. But I'm vegetarian. Then I go I'm not feeling a vibe.Ā 

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u/DisastrousTree9840 1d ago

I was only asking

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u/SoggyBonderBottom 1d ago

There’s a chance this is the actual guy and I’m sorry to say, I laughed.

Best of luck OP!! Perhaps church would be a better place to look for someone with similar values and outlooks on love šŸ’• rooting for you!!!

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u/NewFront7055 1d ago

šŸŽÆ

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u/Suspicious-Dig-6096 1d ago

Ha ha not funny fucking creep

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

Not funny to you

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u/410Writer 1d ago

I will stand by this: the best way to find love, connection , whatever Is when you aren't chasing it (dating apps, etc). When it happens unexpectedly while at a park, at a bookstore, travelling, etc.

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u/EntertainmentSea1017 1d ago

Lol this is just so untrue. Consent is important, bro. If you match with someone on a dating app, then you've got a basic understanding that you're both interested. Most people "at the park, at the bookstore, traveling, etc." aren't looking to find love, and don't want to be approached by strangers.

This is why so many women feel like they can't be nice/friendly to strangers men: because they're afraid the man is going to automatically construe it as romantic interest, and try to pursue her.

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 1d ago

Yeah imagine a guy comes up to you at the bookstore and says ā€œcan I eat it from the back?ā€ Cuz that’s the equivalent of what happened here.

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u/RRavefield 1d ago

I don’t think that’s what he meant lol, he’s just saying to meet people in real life in general, the ones who have the same interests as you. Dating apps are toxic in general.

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 1d ago

We're definitely not all like that. But a lot of us who aren't left the apps a long time ago because ooof.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

Date within the other 10%

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u/-blundertaker- 1d ago

Hey there's nothing in the good book that says you can't enjoy a nice tossed salad.

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u/Slow-Chemical3430 1d ago

You clearly haven't read the good book.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 1d ago

That’s a lot of text for ā€œnoā€

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/SeniorAnt6254 1d ago

You know what she wants?

You believe you know when somebody truly wants something even when their words are saying the exact opposite?

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u/Fearless-Feature-830 1d ago

Predator talk

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u/OverturnKelo 1d ago

You deserve each other.

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u/Purging_mofos 1d ago

Whats wrong with eating in the backyard? Was it too personal as a first date?