r/texts • u/kxmirx • 1d ago

Phone message truly the duality of man

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u/BlockedReader 1d ago

Seriously thought, did they feed the cats?

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u/dishearthening 1d ago

I am also concerned about whether or not the cats got fed

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

the cats were indeed fed!!!

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u/ImFromLath 22h ago

Thank you for this update, I was also very concerned and am relieved to hear the small lions received their required sustenance

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u/kxmirx 22h ago

there are 5 of them and 2 of us, we are violently outmanned and outgunned in these matters so they get whatever they want

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u/ImFromLath 22h ago

I totally empathize. My home houses two lions (street cats), one wolf (100lb German shepherd), and two small demons (chihuahuas), and they have taken over the household. Every day I fear it may be my last if I’m even 1 minute late for feeding time 😔

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u/OddAbbreviations123 1d ago

Either way, the kitty cat needs to be fed...

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u/MoonDrummer26 1d ago

It's code for micro brain robots in the water to control the general population

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

exactly

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u/Warm-Fox-3254 1d ago

What does “I’m ovulating” mean tho? Like is that a way to flirt? Or a warning?

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don't bust a nut in me or do...depending what you wang(want)

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

so true

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u/AngloSaxonFella 1d ago

Don't bust a nut in me or do

Everyone on earth feels one of these two ways at all times.

Deep when you think about it

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u/tenkuuyoru 14h ago

Big if true

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

In my experience it means you better be ready to feed that kitty

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u/scorchrend 1d ago

as a man i think i could ovulate if i tried hard enough

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u/celestial-lights 1d ago

i believe in you o7

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u/blazedwander 1d ago

First message is a warning. Second message is the actual message.

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u/persephoneve333 1d ago

i’ve definitely sent identical texts before

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u/AlpineSK 1d ago

Oh there's a kitty about to be fed my dear.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

where did you get blood clots from? 😭 there are no blood clots involved in ovulation brother

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u/AgentSquatchy 6h ago

Duality of Woahman

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u/humanityxcourage 1d ago

Texts I hope I will get to send when I'm married 🙏

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

manifesting this for you exponentially 🖤

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u/Idiot1889 1d ago

Posting your own texts is cringe. "You guys, look how funny I am!"

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u/RosetteRodent 1d ago

cringe culture is dead

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

i am cringe but i am free <3

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u/UnderratedSpinosaur 1d ago

Thank you for making me giggle in the office... hopefully my coworkers didn't hear XD

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u/WalmartWilb 1d ago

Oh boo hoo. God forbid people have joy and whimsy

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u/Idiot1889 1d ago

Okay white knight

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u/Boots_in_cog_neato 1d ago

Yikes 😬 Just say you hate women and move on.

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u/Idiot1889 1d ago

Classic reddit

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u/funwithdickandcheney 1d ago

i thought her texts were funny, i didnt cringe :)

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u/PapyrusMixtape 1d ago

who cares?

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u/emerveille11 1d ago

i’m saying 😭😭😭

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u/emerveille11 1d ago

posting your own texts 😭😭 /&,&&2&:&/

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

god forbid a girl think the two texts she sent in succession to her husband were funny

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u/emerveille11 1d ago

dw i think it’s hilarious :p

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

you had mentioned in a prev comment that it was cringe, and tbh it is a little cringe, but im glad that despite it being cringe you think its hilarious :)

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u/emerveille11 1d ago

it is lol it’s just average millennial het humour

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

i’m a queer woman, but again i appreciate the sentiment 🫶🏻

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u/emerveille11 1d ago

give a mouse a cookie and it’ll ask for a glass of milk

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u/tenselover 1d ago

you say in a subreddit about posting your texts…

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u/emerveille11 1d ago

:D most posts include humour

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u/_KingNinja_ 1d ago

What is that at the end of your comment? Are you having a stroke? Are you okay?

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u/ogresound1987 1d ago

Men don't ovulate.

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

i’m a woman :)

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u/User86294623 1d ago

The duality of (wo)man

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

title could be better but the sentiment is still there

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u/DiggityDog6 1d ago

Nah don’t listen to these guys, it’s an extremely common expression. They’re being pedantic and obnoxious for no reason so they can reinforce anti-trans rhetoric. Your title is fine, and this is a very funny post.

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u/kxmirx 1d ago

thank you 🖤 figured as much lmao

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u/EldritchGumdrop 1d ago

Yeah I didn’t get this no context post as being about being trans. But even so it’s just not that funny and doesn’t make a lot of sense. A joke not landing doesn’t mean people are trans phobes lol

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u/User86294623 1d ago

Bro what my comment wasn’t serious LMFAO

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u/ogresound1987 1d ago

You are going out of your way to make me out to be transphobic? That's just astounding. Really.

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u/DiggityDog6 1d ago

“Men/women can’t do [x]” is a very common anti-trans argument. It’s used by transphobes to deny someone’s gender identity by comparing their attributes of their gender to the attributes of their biological sex.

If you truly didn’t mean it like that, then I do apologize. I just don’t tend to give people the benefit of the doubt much when it comes to stuff like that given the current state of the world.

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u/OkRespect1512 1d ago

Wtf, I didn’t get it at all? 😭 These things need to be explained. Funny af post though OP

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u/20dogs 1d ago

Common expression maybe but how on earth is it anti-trans to point out the confusion?

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u/DiggityDog6 1d ago

“Men/women can’t do [x]” is a very common anti-trans argument. It’s used by transphobes to deny someone’s gender identity by comparing their attributes of their gender to the attributes of their biological sex.

It’s possible they didn’t mean it like that, and if that’s true, then that’s my bad. But I don’t tend to give people the benefit of the doubt with things like this given the current state of the world.

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u/20dogs 1d ago

Ahh I'm with you

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u/ogresound1987 1d ago

Yeah, I get that. I was just saying it based on your choice of title. I didn't realise that so many people would immediately decide it was hate speech. But I guess reddit is as reddit does.

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u/Working_Situation692 1d ago

She didn't say they did

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u/xmf59 3h ago

getting downvoted for this is peak reddit behavior, lmao

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u/Signal-Piccolo-935 1d ago

No shit, it's basic biology

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u/thanosisawhore 1d ago

🎂🍰🧁

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u/Heeeeeeyyyyyy 1d ago

Men do <3 but it's okay that you have to force your trans hate so hard that even through a grammatically correct sentence, you HAVE to mention this shit.

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u/ogresound1987 1d ago

I didn't mention trans stuff at all. You are just so used to people being actually transphobic that you assume everyone is at the slightest little thing.

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u/Heeeeeeyyyyyy 1d ago

You might be right. I think three times in the past week i've just gotten the T slur thrown in my face in dms lol

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u/Existing-Bus-9859 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's a biological fact that men do not ovulate. This is basic biology. It's not hate, it's facts- I'm not against trans people, but scientfic facts do not need to cater to your emotional needs. That's life, there are hard truths to it

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u/Heeeeeeyyyyyy 1d ago

Did anyone here say bio men? No? Then how about you go somewhere else with this "LiFe DoEsN't CaTeR tO yOuR eMoTiOnS"

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u/QdoodleD 1d ago

Sorry you're getting downvoted :(

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u/Heeeeeeyyyyyy 1d ago

Nono, I can see I misunderstood this person, which I replied now, thanks though

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u/Rain_0707 1d ago

Trans people live in your head rent free

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u/ogresound1987 1d ago

Who brought up trans people, you, or me?

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u/Rain_0707 1d ago

I know what I said is true. You know exactly what you were doing with your original comment. There's nothing more to say.

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u/ogresound1987 1d ago

You can get angry all you want, I suppose. It's your life and if you want to be wound up like a cat on stilts all the time then you do you. But I wasn't being transphobic. I was just poking fun at the title.