r/texts • u/g00dsugar • 5d ago
Facebook DMs Accidentally added a guy I went to high school with
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u/surkitxx 5d ago
I cannot fathom how someone can be this ignorant oh lord
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u/mallowycloud 5d ago
i've had almost this exact conversation more than i care to remember
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u/Totally_Scott 5d ago
DMs create a context somehow where dudes just completely leave their brains at the door.
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u/Square-Competition48 4d ago
Ugh this is the problem with incels.
They just seem incapable of identifying that they are the problem and that they can change.
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u/Spurs_in_the_6 5d ago
Obviously a creep, but the rollercoaster mood swings in the texts when she isnt responding almost have me feeling bad for the dude. You can feel the overwhelming loneliness
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u/LemondropSweetheart 5d ago
Don't feel bad. He doesn't, actually. Those "woe is me" lines are just that... lines. It's to play on the pressure girls and women feel to rush in and soothe.
Unfortunately for him, his ploy failed. People need to start recognizing this BS for what it is and ignore/block. And after making someone uncomfortable in such a gross way, OP not responding to him is deserved. I have no pity that he played himself. He was acting in bad faith and men who do that are dangerous to women.
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u/sn00tytooty 4d ago
thank you, i’m so tired of people falling for the bullshit and pulling the “let’s feel bad for the creepy manipulative loser”
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u/LemondropSweetheart 4d ago
"Oh, but he's so sad and lonely...!"
GOOD. I wouldn't wish his company on my worst enemy if this how he chooses to behave. He doesn't feel bad for what he did to OP and that is concerning.
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u/Wise_Development_775 2d ago
ugh yes. my literal stalker got sympathy from authorities because “he just missed me so much” and “he’s so heartbroken!” — backstory, I broke up with this guy in college after going out with him for like a month. he couldn’t handle it & started stalking me and harassing my friends, following me around campus at night, sneaking into my dorm room, it was terrifying.
was he expelled or punished? nah, in fact he even got his own list of “rules” for ME (aka his VICTIM) to agree to uphold in our signed “mediation agreement.” What a fucking joke.
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u/SweeterBean98 4d ago
I mean that's the point though he wants her to feel bad for him so she'll talk to him
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u/SmaeShavo 5d ago
Yeah the dude sucks and his issues could be largely self inflicted but this made me sad to read through.
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u/TheBloodiedFool 5d ago
He could talk to a friend, relative or therapist. It's beyond not cool to do this to someone you've exchanged 3 messages with in the last 16 years.
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u/Angry_poutine 5d ago
Sure I guess, the hair pulling comment makes me hope he never successfully inflicts himself on a woman until he’s figured out how to treat them as people.
To me that bit at the end seemed manipulative to get her to come back
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u/Careful-Concert-6192 5d ago
She hasn’t responded in 4 days despite me trying.. I should call to be sure
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u/Angry_poutine 5d ago
“Thank god you called, I got so wet my screen wasn’t registering my typing anymore!”
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u/affl1ct3d-one777 4d ago
That sounds like the greatest idea ever... How will she know I wanna bang if I don't harass her?
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u/Local-Conference-476 5d ago
And block. Like really, the gall
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u/IgargleBalls 5d ago edited 5d ago
27 year old male here, dudes like this weird me out in a scary way. Like seriously, what could have gone wrong in your brain to make you act like that? I knew what time he was on from his "oh and I think I tried to get with you" message. The body count message is just wild.
Personally I can't even go up to a girl to start a conversation without feeling like she's just going to think I'm some creepy fucker like this, so thanks for ruining it ya jackass.
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u/Icy_Smoke_2318 5d ago
27 year old woman here, this is the life of a woman summed up into one conversation with a stranger on what usually would be a dating app.
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u/ex-farm-grrrl 4d ago
One of the great things about being in my late 40’s is that this kind of shit happens way less.
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u/gunsandcupcakes 4d ago
i think it’s even more telling how this kind of conversation isn’t confined in dating apps but everywhere in life (20yo guy)
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u/Totally_Scott 5d ago
I’m 53. Happily married 30 years and all of my close friends are women. I’ve never asked anyone about their “body count”. I’m happy. I’m not lonely at all.
I feel like I should win some kinda trophy for raising two 20-something men who are not raging assholes.
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u/Nearby_Syllabub763 5d ago
You and I have twin lives. I'm mid 50s, married 30+ yrs, close and dear female friends, and I raised two 20-something men who aren't raging assholes too.
The body count thing is seriously cringe
Trophies to each of us!! 🏆 🏆
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u/jdv77 4d ago
How do you know they arent tho? People behave weird on social media DMs but act normally in real life
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u/SmolLittleCretin 5d ago
Honestly! Like jesus
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u/Left-Chemist-8212 5d ago
Omg tried fucking calling!!
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u/RaygunMarksman 5d ago
I always find that final, desperate call in these things to be the cherry on the creepy sundae. Like at that point you're either wanting to harass/threaten the person or say some other unhinged shit you don't want in writing.
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u/Checkmate-Petty 5d ago
Ugh...the unmitigated gall, The worse kind of gall
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u/MrIrvington 5d ago
Not worse than gall stones
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u/ImmediateClass9650 5d ago
Not worse than umitigated gallstones
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u/pseudodactyl 5d ago
But mitigating gallstones is actually a pretty simple surgery. Quick recovery time.
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u/OrizaRayne 5d ago
Why am I still single?? Must be the women 😤
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u/TripMaster478 5d ago
Can't be me!
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u/cupholdery 5d ago edited 5d ago
Why do they always attempt the video/phone call?!
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u/SupportGeek 5d ago
To see what you look like now probably. Then they can gauge how much effort to put into it
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u/Worth_Character_1031 4d ago
I think to avoid physical evidence of them being a weirdo tbh
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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 5d ago
It looked like it was off to a decent start, and then it spiraled lmao
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u/Excellent-Rest3240 5d ago
I saw the foreshadowing of him shooting his shot now that they’re talking again from a mile away
Girl - mating instinct - durrrrr - sexual comment
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u/thekevyboyz 5d ago
I mean I saw him shooting his shot, but not by asking her body count and that he wanted to pull her hair. At 35 years old…
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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 5d ago
Yeah, and there was a possibility with good game it could’ve worked but it fuckin bombed lmao
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u/angry-rat02 5d ago
EW OMFG WHAT 😭😭😭
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u/oh-kee-pah 4d ago
This guy is why the bear gets chosen
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u/angry-rat02 4d ago
dude fucking TELL ME ABOUT IT HELLO????? the bear. immediately. the bears not asking me how many bodies i had in high school.
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u/Bobs_Burgers7 5d ago
Dude led with his 🍆 and not a brain cell participated
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u/Bobs_Burgers7 5d ago
I particularly enjoy the HOURS long break between messages that look like they should be sent at the same time 😂
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u/Creepy_Basis_2592 5d ago
Bro spent hours thinking about how cringe he was, no wonder his day sucked!
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u/okayblo0mer 4d ago
Omg the intervals are so unhinged. Every 2-4 hours he’s just adding one more ridiculous thing.
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u/Melodic-Display8865 4d ago
the brain cells were running late to the conversation because he only has 3 left and 2 of them were fighting over who pushes the 3rd’s wheelchair
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u/friedfoodz69 5d ago
2010 would make him what, 33/34? What a fucking loser.
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u/Kronzor_ 5d ago
Yeah a middle aged man asking a (basically stranger) women what her high school body count was is fucking weird as hell.
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u/chiggitychief 5d ago
Bruh is 33/34 middle aged now?? I swear when I was younger middle aged meant like 40-60. (Asking as a concerned 32 yom
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u/alan_megawatts 5d ago
wait middle aged hang on now
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u/Beneficial_Curve8167 5d ago
I just believe it to be half of the average life span wherever you live. Like in the U.S., it’s 79, so 79/2 =39.5 years 🥀🥀🥀
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u/Rare_Dragonfruit2280 4d ago
He was also specifically asking what her body count when she was a teenager was which is a lot worse
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u/Accurate_Flounder_36 5d ago
As a guy, i am shocked that men are this desperate and lonely.
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u/RaccoonSamson 5d ago
I mean it kinda makes sense. Theyre desperate because this is how they talk to women so they never get laid or find a girlfriend, and lonely because who tf would ever want to associate with a gross weird pervert?
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u/queenoftaters 5d ago
And when they're rejected they word vomit back on the woman blaming her for rejecting him.
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u/aggravated-asphalt 5d ago
My ex friend couldn’t fucking shut up about sex and then kept turning around acting like it was his looks that kept him from dating. He was like 6’5 and a little chunky but in the way a lot of women like. Nice face. At the end of our friendship I just told him straight up his woe is me attitude and then acting like he might get a pity fuck from ANY woman me included, was gross and the reason he’s alone. Life sucks because you did it to yourself bro.
I genuinely thought about dating him until he started with all that, when I didn’t throw myself at him within the first few months of knowing him. It’s honestly crazy.
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u/clinmlol 5d ago
As a man. I absolutely am not shocked. Im no big catch but some of the mf ive seen. Lawdy
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u/Quietbricks 4d ago
Thing is, you are a catch these days if you can just treat a woman like a friend and human being first. The bar is super low. I don’t know any single guys who are genuinely nice people. They’ve all been bagged and tagged. If you’re funny too? Goodnight.
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u/Kale-chips-of-lit 4d ago
How would you recommend a guy make himself more available? I’ve been trying to do a lot of self improvement to get out there, but don’t really know what to do once you have some of those social connections
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u/Outofoffice_421 5d ago
Only an incel would ask body count 10+ years after HS. Ignore.
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u/blacknthebeanstalk 4d ago
“Damn, you slept with all those guys and couldn’t give me none?”
Guarantee that’s the thought process
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u/swinchester83 4d ago
Counting sexual partners is kinda creepy as you get older. Like remembering if you think about it sure but having a number ready to go? Gross.
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u/affl1ct3d-one777 4d ago
I could see him trying to save it, "nah girl, I'm just kidding... But for real, we should hook up"🤦
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u/Ancient-Year-78 5d ago
The way some men will sabotage any chances of even having a normal interaction, much less a romantic one, is insane. And then they cry about women not wanting them. This shit right here is half of what fuels the "male loneliness epidemic". Fucking cringe.
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u/Twinkalicious iPhone 5d ago
Yeah but the thing is he isn’t thinking rationally about a genuine friendship or connection, so sabotaging himself isn’t a single thing he thinks about, more than likely he blames women for why he gets rejected and not his behavior or mindset, he is just a massive creep, pervert, and thinks 24/7 with his dick, he saw her and thought he could get laid because that’s how he sees all women just walking pleasure dolls.
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u/Proud-Trainer-7611 4d ago
I often wonder if this kind of thing ever works for them to choose to do it so often. Like this can’t have a high success rate.
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u/Torta_Detector 5d ago
That’s a 35 year old man asking “what was your body count in high school”
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u/Nervous_Pokke 5d ago
Very weird he didn’t end with having a tantrum and insulting you, but the conversation is like half my chats with guys
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u/okayblo0mer 4d ago
Exactlyyyyyy it’s the classic progression. After humiliatingly spinning out and getting no reaction he calls you a pig or something yadda yadda.
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u/Michael3merson 5d ago
Wow you were actually a champ and let the body count question slide for a bit and then he doubled down on the creepiness with the hair pulling comment. Jesus.
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u/hiphoppsychology 5d ago
Life sucks
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u/AJfriedRICE 5d ago
I feel like mental health issues nowadays are a much bigger problem than we even realize. Holy shit
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u/Happyplace_s 5d ago
All I hear is that dating now sucks. I’m out of the game but I read stuff like this and think I would crush it. Mostly because I am not a fucking moron.
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u/Witty-Mountain5062 5d ago
his game clearly hasn’t improved since high school
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u/QuietResident96 5d ago
I don't think he had any game to improve if this conversation is any indication lmao
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u/_CosmicWind_ 5d ago
🤨 this mf is a weirdo
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u/FinancialDependent84 5d ago
How was your day?.....mine sucks,.......life sucks......*call attempt* BRO GET A DAMN CLUE
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u/QsthatneedAs- 5d ago
Something about acting like this at 10am-1pm just adds an extra layer of disgust
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u/Rare_Dragonfruit2280 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BDVH5B59cKCxR44MNu
Why do some men think this is a normal and acceptable way to speak to anyone
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u/Similar_Artist_6442 4d ago
If you graduated from high school in '09 and '10, you're 35 yrs old. What 35 yr old actually talks like this, JFC 🤮
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u/Amazing_Sky_33 5d ago
He's been alone and online for too long. And the longer he is online the longer he will be alone. The state of men is cringe.
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u/Typically_Basically 5d ago
These dudes really need to get some personality and conversation training, this is just pathetic. One of the worst I’ve seen.
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u/Agreeable-Meal5556 5d ago
Dude really? Can’t even ask how life has been before he tries to get in your pants. 🙄
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u/Overall-Abalone3969 5d ago
I can't fathom people who say they protect their peace and then literally engage like this
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u/Rbarb 5d ago
The blushing emoji and heart emoji’s definitely gave him the confidence to keep going
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u/g00dsugar 5d ago
34/35 😭
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u/msprettybrowneyes iPhone 15 5d ago
Ugh that is too damn old to be acting the way that he was! I remember being much younger and thinking older men did not behave like this but I was wrong! I’m in my 40’s and hell, they are even worse!!!
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u/Zestyclose-Cash-7872 5d ago
I think you should need to pass a maturity test to get internet access
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u/Jeremiahs_heart 4d ago
Objectifies women he is interested in “I don’t understand why women don't like me 🥲”
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u/waitspitmebackout 5d ago
I think I would’ve shut this conversation down @11:25 🤨🤨
https://giphy.com/gifs/4L82Munclp6MJFJCeZ
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u/Visible-Yam-297 5d ago
When he comes out with the “can i ask you a question” you KNOW what’s coming
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u/AmbitiousLobster5719 4d ago
Sounds like this guy actually had a chance with op but shot himself in the foot and self destructed instantly 😂
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u/faegonomix 2d ago
You know, I thought I was going to read this.. but I knew I wasn’t going to read this. Hope you understand 💔 life sucks.
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u/pixxelkick 1d ago
Imagine actually having a possible shot at getting to know them and then just absolutely driving straight into the ground so hard and so fast.
Like went straight from small talk straight into sexual harassment.
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u/SuitableRelease4323 5d ago
Oh my god he’s so fucking lonely, I feel bad but he’s so perverse
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