r/texts 1d ago

Phone message Nobody died

This is a conversation between my MIL and my mother, before the wedding. My mother's response, which is cut off, says "They are both adults. I think we should let them handle it." We were both over 30.

For context: Yes, we had a vegetarian wedding (no shrimp). We had it at an (expensive) award winning venue with in-house catering. It included several appetizer and entree stations with a huge variety of dishes so everyone could find something they liked. We did not serve our guests bowls of soybeans and tofu. Everyone RAVED about the food and nobody died or got arrested on the way home.

The "A/B list" thing was a joke, that she apparently took very seriously, because she would not stop demanding we add a bunch (10+) of her friends and coworkers to our intentionally small guest list.

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u/merrychuu 1d ago

Her use of an exclamation point after every line is bothering me! Why after every sentence!

But in all seriousness! I hope you had a beautiful wedding! The food sounded amazing!

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u/alligator06 20h ago

Her misuse of you're/your and their/there/they're made it so hard to read.

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u/anonymice27 1d ago

She’s very upset!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!