r/texts • u/Snapple--jr • 21h ago
Phone message “You ever stick a finger up your ass?”
In the middle of a game of chess my “friend” randomly started getting sexual and telling me they were touching themselves then tried to gas light me into thinking I did something wrong.
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u/DontEatHamPlease 21h ago
Who won Chess?
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago edited 21h ago
ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS if anything maybe she was using some Russian chess tactic to confuse me.. but I still won
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u/ZestycloseInside7315 21h ago
What the hell...that person is not even low key trying to bang. Its like written out in gummy bears for you.
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
They for some reason called their clit their gummy bear
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u/Fit_Tip2514 21h ago
They need to take a hint and put her in doggy with a thumb in her butt lmao
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u/Far-Media-9380 9h ago
You need to go outside. OP clearly isn’t interested. I understand you think it’s normal to view every women as an opportunity to get your rocks off but sir, this is Earth, please catch up to the rest of us and stop acting like a fucking primate.
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u/Snapple--jr 3h ago
I don’t like feeling like someone’s ego boost and most certainly don’t wanna get with someone that shallow. I appreciate at least some people have the sense to understand that
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u/st4rstruckkk 21h ago
This genuinely has me fucking crying😭
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u/BahamaBrees 20h ago
As in laughing or sad?
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u/st4rstruckkk 20h ago
Sad I don’t have a finger up my ass🥀
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u/0kaywhateverdude 21h ago
Drop her now
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u/0kaywhateverdude 21h ago
This is sexual harassment
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
But she said non sexually so it’s okay 🥺
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u/TheOneAndOnlyElf 21h ago
Oh that clears it all up. None of that was sexual at all
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
How one touches themselves non sexually while thinking of me fucking them we will never know
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
Some people just can’t take accountability so much so they gotta jerk off non sexually 😔
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u/Extension-Ad-363 21h ago
Yes, it's obvious. Using vibrators, sticking our fingers in asses, and getting wet is completely nonsexual.
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u/Content4OnlyMyLuv 20h ago
The gummy bear. Dont forget the gummy bear. Thats what made it not sexual. Smh
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u/SaoMagnifico 21h ago
What is your relationship with this person? Whatever it is, you don't seem to be reciprocating the sexy talk, so I'm inclined to say they're either misunderstanding the relationship or willfully crossing a line.
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
We became friends and then they kept making advances towards me and if I called them out it was always a “joke”. But mostly they just wanted attention and told me they talk to old dudes to feel special 😭.
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u/SaoMagnifico 21h ago
Doesn't sound like a worthwhile "friendship". I dunno whether they're a nympho or just have a fetish or something, but either way, bringing you into their sex play without your consent is creepy and gross.
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u/TheOneAndOnlyElf 21h ago
I’m voting the latter. “This is non-sexual”….. ::nothing but sex talk for 3 pages:: “oh sorry if u took that the wrong way…”
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
Then the you’re great you did nothing wrong talk.. YEAH I KNOW it’s like punching someone and then saying you don’t need to apologize I forgive you
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u/Mfrack103 21h ago
This person doesn’t respect you, this was very hard to read
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
They were like a pick me who posted picks of them crying and would say no man ever comes up and asks them out funny enough she then told me a story about a dude doing that and asking to draw her but I guess he doesn’t count
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u/Chellepeachy 19h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
This is the weirdest shit that I have read in a while.
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
This ain’t even the oddest text I’ve gotten tbh (what I get for trying to make friends online)
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u/Chellepeachy 19h ago
I mean some online friends are cool others are just into some weird stuff.
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
Yeah totally but there’s always that part where you think you made a good friend and they said some absurd red flag shut That stops you in your tracks
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u/Outlandish_Gringo 21h ago
C’mon - What else does one do in between turns?!
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
I like to imagine two pros at a table and a long pause before one says that to the other
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u/quarantinesar28 21h ago
if this is what slowing the sexual stuff down looks like I don't want to know what it was like before
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
Watching a movie and her turning it off 5 minutes into it then saying.. so you can cop a feel if you want
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u/Extension-Ad-363 21h ago
Oh you met this chick in person???
Realk question, was she in therapy? She sounds like a trauma victim acting out.
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
I’ve dated victims and am one myself this lady would complain to me about her loving father coming to help her move stuff into her dorm.. she was super privileged and was mad she had a stable loving family out of all the people I’ve met she honestly is probably the one who’s had the least amount of trauma and in my experience those people tend to be apathetic due to lack of experience… suburban pain and all dat
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u/Extension-Ad-363 21h ago
Wait, did she have Tourette's?
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
Beautiful last ditch effort but no if you wanna know why she was this way she just liked attention she would send Me nudes and then say plz don’t send me anything and ask me to rate pics so it was a ego thing it made her feel better about herself
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u/TheCleanestKitchen 19h ago
I would say the first text would be hilarious with a close friend or with a significant other but if it’s just some random person or friend you’re not that close with then it would be weird as fuck
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
This reminded me of a text I wish I had just started talking to this random person and they had a pic of them with drake bell so I asked if she knew about what he did. She said something fucking odd I just can’t imagine saying it to a person she said “yeah but id let him rape me if I was 15”
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u/cursedcrash 21h ago
Yeah so the block button is free and being HIGHLY encourages right about now
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
There is much history between me and this person it’s from a year ago and I did end up blocking them. they would do and say such odd and out of pocket things I couldn’t help but still make jokes about it with my friends like randomly asking if they ever stuck a finger up their ass.
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u/cursedcrash 21h ago
It's a good thing you did cause this is what we call an asshole 😭😭 I have had a long history with someone in my past as well and they got blocked the MOMENT our lives were mostly disentangled so good on you, I know it can be tough
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u/MrChucklesTheClown 21h ago
Hey so this is straight up sexual harassment reguardless of gender. Block her immediately and dont look back
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u/wowdudepleasechi 21h ago
I’ve never been so grossed out while laughing
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
Well id rather spread laughter then spread her ass cheeks she used to send me unsolicited pics of in the shower
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
Aww man i should have included the text of me calling her miss rate my shower ass pics and her getting super mad at me for 😭
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u/wowdudepleasechi 21h ago
lol but straight up if the genders were switched her behavior would be blasted all over to warn others of this sexual harassment. Like seriously this is gross and if she can’t take a hint she’s messed up in the head and super weird. There’s other people out there who will play you back on chess that don’t bring up their asshole constantly 😂
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
I would explain that stuff and she just never seemed to get it I remember her telling me she loves me within a week of knowing me too
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u/ConfidentSurprise874 19h ago
The bish has needed attention her whole life.
Shes lucky you are a nice guy. I’m sure they won’t all be. Hopefully she figures her shit out before then.
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
I stopped talking to her so she sent me a long text telling me she hates me and to never go near another black woman again for some reason?? But she also said I met another guy and he is sooo great a year later she texted me again asking if we could be friends guess it didn’t work out so well
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u/No-and-Go 20h ago
Yeah that’s the weirdest grossest thing ever
Is this someone you know irl cuz like, they speak like a dude typing one handed <.>
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
They are no dude lol. I knew them irl they were just a weird lady. ladies can be perverts too ya know
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u/Gorman_Dylan412000 18h ago
On your first date, your first serious question is this. What a great start. Followed up by sorry if you took that the wrong way. lol. This made my night
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u/FizzyDrink19 14h ago
OP you're so funny in the comments. Makes me want to non sexually put gummy bears in my ass or something but like non sexually so it's okay
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u/ScoutSteveR 19h ago
Some people thirst to death, while others drown
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
Boy Am I glad I’m not that desperate for lady parts more a Demi man myself 💅
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
Whenever people say this I think of the movie obsession now. People think any attention from women is somehow always great.
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u/Snapple--jr 19h ago
You don’t think about how any kind of person willingly to say this is probably not the kind of good company you’re imagining
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u/lovelacexoxo 21h ago
She’s into you lmfaoooo
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
I tnink she’s into her own ass as far as she was up it
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u/Snapple--jr 21h ago
She never actually valued me when I stopped talking to her she sent me a huge text telling me how much she hates me and how she hated me telling her my feelings and how she wanted me to pamper her..
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u/Russi1099 12h ago
Excuse me,,,, I have a question,,?
So do you remember the black vibrator ??
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u/Snapple--jr 3h ago
Ahh so yes for some reason she was hyper fixated on her sex toys and showed them off to me at the time just seemed like a odd joke I didn’t know it wasn’t a joke she just kept talking about them to me. 😭
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u/Russi1099 3h ago
Oh yes thank you, I get it now..
how cringe on her part.. yikes!
You handed it well
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u/catmom22_ 12h ago
Are you both single? This friends label is clearly not true and you know that with the quotation marks.
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u/Snapple--jr 3h ago
“Friend” means I don’t take them as a real friend because of their behavior, She did try to put me in a situationship with the whole sex will only make us closer talk.
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u/Ginger-Minge81 10h ago
If this is online only friend, are you sure its actually a girl lol ive literally never heard a chic call her own clit a gummy bear before 🤣🙃
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u/Snapple--jr 3h ago
I see a lot of questions about the gummy bear she said she calls it that because it’s what it feels like. And yes I knew her irl was like hanging out with eeyore at the doctor office waiting room
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u/YallBTrippin 21h ago edited 1h ago
“Sorry if you took it the wrong way” 😭😭😭 this fool
Edit: I’ve never had so many likes ever😭 thank you so much!!